Vyser: Well; now, seeing as how I wasn't as creative for the last chapter, I used my creativity and slapped this chapter together. I hope you'll all enjoy it, for begging next week, I'll be in school. So the updating will lessen, but I will update none the less. I don't own Kingdom Hearts or Final Fantasy.

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Chapter 20: A Summer Ending Slumber Party (Guys not allowed)

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It was the week before school would start up again, every kid was moaning while the adults were partying. It was a busy day at the Prank Store, many delinquents were stocking up on joy buzzers, silly string and spray paint. Zeek and Yuffie even had to get Sora to help out with all of the customers that day. Soon after a number of customers got hurt trying to get their fortunes from Cait Sith, many left.

"Man, today we made a killing!" Laughed Zeek as he grabbed a soda from behind the counter. "I knew this mini fridge was worth half of my paycheck."

"Throw me one," Sora said as Zeek threw a soda at him.

"Well, next week school starts, summer was going too fast," Stated Yuffie as she sat on the ground.

"Man it sure has, but hey, its cool," Sora said as Kairi walked through the door. "Hey Kairi."

"Hello Sora, hey Zeek, hey Yuffie," Greeted Kairi as she walked up to Yuffie and whispered something into her ear.

Kairi then quickly handed Yuffie a note and left the store very fast.

"Hey Yuffie, what was that about?" Sora asked as Yuffie grinned.

"Sorry but that's confidential," Answered Yuffie as she put the paper that Kairi gave her on the counter.

"Yuffie did you record the stock we had today?" Zeek asked as Yuffie laughed and quickly ran to back to back. "Now lets see what this says."

"Zeek, don't its not ours to do so," Said Sora as Zeek read the note. "At least let me see the note."

"Well what do you know, Kairi is throwing an all girl slumber party," Zeek said with a raised eyebrow. "This Friday, 7 p.m. making a mental note of this."

Zeek quickly put the note down because he noticed that Yuffie was coming back from the back.

"Okay, I finished the recording," Said Yuffie as she quickly grabbed the note.

"You can leave early today Yuffie I'll clean up," Zeek offered, as Yuffie looked surprised.

"Thanks I guess," Replied Yuffie as she quickly left the store and Zeek grabbed his cell phone.

"What's the game plan Zeek?" Sora asked as Zeek dialed a number.

"Simple, I need you to call Riku, Sephiroth, Tidus, and Wakka, and get them to come over here immediately," Answered Zeek as he got through his call.

Soon after the calls, Riku, Sephiroth, Tidus, Cloud, Irvine, Zidane and Wakka quickly came to the prank store. They then had a secret meeting that lasted for over an hour. We find them just ending their meeting.

"So then everyone remembers to wear black on Friday?" Asked Zidane as everyone was agreeing.

"Good, Sephiroth and I will ready the pranks, Zidane and Irvine will bring the digital cameras," Zeek said as he was writing down who would do what. "Sora and Cloud will bring the chips."

"Uh, I won't be able to come, I've got to go fishing," Stated Wakka.

"Whatever, see you guys later at Zeek's house on Friday," Riku said before he left soon after the others.

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Friday arrived too soon, and almost all of the guys arrived at Zeek's house. They were all wearing black, Sora was wearing his new black costume from KH2, and Riku had his heartless outfit on. Zeek had his black attire on along with a black cap along with a backpack with pranks, Cloud was wearing a black version of his clothes, and Sephiroth was wearing his usual black clothes. Zidane was wearing a black ninja suit with his tail sticking out, Irvine had a huge black trench coat on, and Tidus was dressed like Abraham Lincoln. The time was 6:30 p.m.

"Tidus why you look like Honest Abe?" Asked Zidane as Zeek was getting his new car ready.

"It's the only black I own in clothing," Tidus answered as Zeek pulled out his new black Tahoe.

"What do you guys think?" Asked Zeek as he jumped out of his vehicle.

"Let's just hurry," Irvine said as everyone quickly jumped into the Tahoe, except Sephiroth, he had his moped.

"I feel like I'm in the A-Squad," Sora stated as Zeek quickly drove the car with Sephiroth following on his moped.

"You know what I've actually got the A-Squad theme music on CD," Replied Zeek as the music began to play.

Soon they all reached Kairi's neighborhood, Zeek parked his Tahoe a few houses from Kairi's house.

"Zeek why are we stopping here?" Asked Irvine as everyone got out the Tahoe and Sephiroth quickly parked next to the Tahoe.

"You nuts! We couldn't park near Kairi's house otherwise we'll be caught!" Riku explained.

"Let's hurry and get a good seat," Requested Sephiroth as all the guys quickly and quickly ran into some bushes and made their way to Kairi's house.

Kairi's house had many bushes and trees around it so it was good for the guys to hide. When the guys reached Kairi's house, they saw that most of the girls they knew, the guys reached a window that allowed them to see in Kairi's basement where luckily the girls were sleeping. The guys could see that Kairi (of course), Tifa, Aeris, Selphie, Yuna, Rikku, and Yuffie were there dressed in their sleeping clothes (I'm still letting you readers decide). The guys could hear what the girls were saying.

"Alright guys, let's get these pranks, first for a classic," Whispered Zeek as he took out his cell phone and quickly and quietly dialed a number. "Hello, Tony's Pizza? Yeah, I know if it takes more than 30 minutes to deliver the order the order is free. I'd like to order 50 pizzas…"

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35 minutes later, the girls were watching a comedy movie when all of a doorbell is rung, Kairi quickly puts on a bathrobe and quickly answers the door. At the door was a pizza delivery guy with fifty pizza boxes.

"Can I help you?" Kairi asked as the Pizza Guy took out a notepad.

"Yeah, you Kairi?" Asked the Pizza Guy as Kairi nodded. "Well, sorry about being late delivering your 50 pizzas, so the ten cheese, ten pepperoni, ten veggie lovers, ten meat lovers, and ten olive with barbecue chicken and lobster pizzas are on the house. I'm so going to get fired over this."

"Thanks I guess," Kairi replied as the pizza guy handed her the fifty pizza boxes to Kairi and quickly left. "Free pizza is free pizza."

Kairi quickly returned to the basement with the free pizzas, when Zeek saw her with the pizzas and heard her say that the pizzas were free, he kept slamming his head into the ground.

"That was odd," Quietly stated Sora as Zeek stopped slamming his head into the ground.

"Sephiroth you bring the newts like I asked?" Zeek quietly asked as Sephiroth quickly looked shocked.

"Well, I got a group of animals," Quietly answered Sephiroth as he took out a box.

"Whatever, someone needs to release the animals from the second floor," Zeek said as everyone looked at Tidus.

"Why me?" Asked Tidus as Sephiroth handed him the box.

"Because you have a disguise," Zidane answered as Tidus quickly climbed up a tree and released the animals through an open window.

As soon as Tidus got down, many squeals were heard from inside the house, all the guys looked to see some scared girls. However, the guys were disappointed instead of scared girls, they saw all of the girls petting cute little kittens.

"Aw, they're so cute!" Exclaimed Tifa, Yuna and Aeris as everyone were petting the kittens.

"Kittens, you got kittens Sephiroth?" Irvine asked as Zeek was searching his backpack.

"They were the only animals the shelter had," Answered Sephiroth as Zeek grabbed a whole bunch of ………………………………………………… (Yay! The suspense is back!) …………………………………………… ……………………….. Toilet paper!

"TP the house at least Sephiroth," Zeek commanded as Sephiroth saluted and quickly did as he was told.

While Sephiroth was TP-ing Kairi's house, the girls were getting ready to play a game of Truth or Dare. Kairi was going first and choose Tifa to go first.

"Alright Tifa, truth or dare?" Asked Kairi as Tifa thought for a second.

"I'll go with truth, but everyone has to promise that nothing will leave these walls," Tifa answered as all the girls agreed.

"Name your most embarrassing moment," Replied Kairi as Tifa blushed.

"The most embarrassing moment for me was when I got in a cat fight two years ago," Tifa said as the girls were whispering. "Yuffie, truth or dare?"

"Dare me, I'm not afraid," Answered Yuffie.

"I dare you to steal something from one of the guys we know," Tifa challenged as Yuffie held up a wallet. "What's that?"

"Zeek's wallet," Answered Yuffie as the girls laughed but Zeek just got mad. "Okay, Yuna truth or dare?"

"Truth," Yuna quietly replied.

"Who do you find attractive in the guys we know?" Asked Yuffie as the guys carefully listened.

"Well, I really like Tidus, but I would say that it's a three way tie with Riku, Zidane and Sephiroth," Answered Yuna as Riku and Sephiroth high fived each other. "Kairi truth or dare?"

"Dare me," Kairi replied.

"I dare you to prank call Sora's cell phone," Dared Yuna as the guys began to sweat.

"Okay," Kairi replied as she grabbed a nearby phone and dialed Sora's cell phone number.

Sora's cell phone began to play the theme song 'Simple and Clean', and unfortunately for the guys, the girls heard the music and turned towards the window to see what was causing the music.

"Someone do something!" Whispered Zeek as Riku quickly pushed Sora to the window, and the window was opened and Sora fell into Kairi's basement with his cell phone still ringing.

"I panicked!" Riku said as the guys quickly ran to the Tahoe to hide.

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"Uh, hello girls," Weakly said Sora as the girls were getting angry.

"SORA!" Yelled all of the girls as Sora was thinking.

"Uh, look! It's Leonardo DeCaprio!" Sora yelled as he pointed in a random corner and the girls turned that way.

"Leo!" Gasped all the girls as Sora quickly ran from the basement to the front door.

"Leo's not here, let's get Sora!" Kairi yelled as the girls quickly changed into their day clothes.

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Sora was out of Kairi's house and jumped on Sephiroth's moped and rode off. The guys saw this and Sephiroth got pissed off.

"Zeek! Go after him!" Commanded Sephiroth as Zeek started the Tahoe and drove after Sora with the A-Squad theme music playing.

The girls saw Sora driving the moped past their house with Zeek's black Tahoe quickly following. The girls quickly ran after the Tahoe, Riku saw this through the back windows and was a little worried.

"Step on it Zeek! The girls are after us!" Riku yelled. "Wow, I never expected me to ever say that."

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Sora rode the moped into the nearby park where a random artist was painting the night sky on a canvas, Squall and Rinoa were having a night picnic date, and Wakka was fishing in the nearby river struggling to get his fish. The Artist quickly raised his finished painting, unfortunately Sora's head was in the way when the painting was raised. Needless to say, he was now the center of the painting.

"Why must my art suffer so?" Pleaded the Artist as Zeek's Tahoe almost ran over the artist. The girls then followed afterwards and the artist joined them in the chase.

"This was an excellent night for a date, wouldn't you say Squall?" Asked Rinoa as Sora threw the painting away.

"I guess so, where's the mustard?" Squall asked when suddenly Sora rode the moped over the mustard bottle and squirted Squall with mustard. "Never mind."

"Look out!" Yelled Rinoa as Zeek's Tahoe ran over their picnic. Then the girls ran after the Tahoe, followed by an artist. Squall and Rinoa then joined in the chase.

"I finally got a bite!" Wakka announced when suddenly Sora accidentally pushed him into the water. "No my fish!"

Wakka quickly got out of the water but then jumped back in when he saw Zeek's Tahoe coming back at him.

"Watch it Zeek!" Yelled Wakka as the mob of people came from behind him and pushed him into the water. "I'm staying in the water this time."

"Zeek who gave you your license?" Commented Irvine.

"Shut up, no one likes a back seat driver," Zeek replied as his car got stuck in a huge mud puddle. "Time to give it some gas!"

That was not a good move on Zeek's move, mud was flying backwards onto the mob behind the Tahoe. As soon as Zeek got the Tahoe out of the mud he quickly drove away. Sora turned his head away from the road ahead to see that Zeek had stalled him enough time to get away.

"Thank you Zeek," Sora said before he hit a rock that sent him flying into the river.

When Sora got out of the water, his heart skipped a beat. Why you may ask? Well the mob that was chasing him was standing right in front of him all covered with mud.

"Here's trouble," Muttered Sora as he quickly slid back into the water.

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Vyser: Well, I hope you found that to be funny. And if I somehow offended any female readers, I would like to say sorry. I'm a guy, so well you can already guess. Anyway, back to the ending. I won't be able to update as often cause next Monday, I'll be going back to school. Review and give me ideas for pranks!