Vyser: Oh yeah I'm back with the pranks everybody! I hope you'll all enjoy this chapter! I worked hard and tried to get time to work on this. I don't own Kingdom hearts or the Final Fantasy characters. Enjoy!

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Chapter 22: When Zeek's Away, the Party will stay

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It had been a couple of weeks since the pranks at the track field, and surprisingly enough no one had been able to stop the evil tennis ball cannon. Anyway, it was a regular Friday afternoon at the prank shop, Sora was hanging out at the counter while Zeek was on the phone.

"Really? Fine, I'll get to it," Zeek said into the phone before he slammed the phone down. "Hey Sora."

"Yeah Zeek, what's up?" Asked Sora as Zeek searched his pockets.

"Listen I need you to do me a favor," Zeek replied as he pulled out three keys. "I need you to look over my house while I'm gone this weekend."

"Okay, but where are you going this weekend?" Asked Sora as Zeek smiled.

"I've got to go to the annual Prank Promo/Rocky Horror Picture Show Expo," answered Zeek. "It showcases the new pranks that are coming out later this year. And the boss wants me to check it out."

"Why is it with the Rocky Horror Picture Show?" Sora asked as Zeek sighed.

"They have to piggy back on the bill for the convention center," said Zeek. "Anyway, come around my house by six o'clock and I'll tell you what you have to do."

"Got'cha," Sora replied before he left the store.

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The time was a little pass six o'clock when Sora arrived at Zeek's house. Zeek had already loaded his Tahoe and was writing some on paper when Sora entered the house.

"Okay Sora, I need you to water the plants, feed my fish and get my mail," said Zeek as he handed Sora the paper. "I've only have a few rules, you follow?"

"I guess so," Sora replied as Zeek cleared his throat.

"Don't go in my room, no flipping the switches that have been painted silver and most importantly," stated Zeek as he was heading out the door. "No parties!"

"Right!" Sora yelled as he saluted to Zeek and Zeek quickly left.

A few hours passed and Sora was watching TV on Zeek's plasma, when a knock was heard on the door. When Sora opened the door Sephiroth and Riku were at the door.

"Sora what are you doing here?" Asked Riku as Sora got a confused look on his face.

"Zeek's out of town and I've got to watch his place," Sora explained as Sephiroth and Riku got insidious grins on their faces and rushed inside.

"Dude! This the perfect time for a party!" Yelled Sephiroth as Sora fumed.

"I'm not supposed to throw any parties while Zeek's not here," Sora said as Riku slapped his back.

"Aw come on, what Zeek don't know won't hurt him, sides we'll help clean up the party when its done," said Riku as Sora raised his eyebrow.

"Well, okay, but let's not invite too many people," Sora stated as Sephiroth and Riku slapped hands.

"Okay, we'll get our swimsuits and call the people, Sora check to see if Zeek has any snacks and soda," commanded Sephiroth as everyone nodded.

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A few minutes in the party, everyone was ether dancing or swimming in the pool. Sora was stressed as he saw that almost everyone from the high school was there.

"Riku! Sephiroth! You told only invite a few people!" Sora yelled as Sephiroth smirked and Riku was ignoring Sora to talk to a few cute girls.

"Yeah, well the people we invited must've invited some of their friends," explained Sephiroth as Sora was stressing his muscles.

"Oh, gee you think?" Sora asked sarcastically as suddenly a loud smash noise that filled the house. "What was that?"

"I don't care, now if you excuse me I'm going to join the girls in a game of spin the bottle," replied Sephiroth as Sora ran to the living room to see that a golf club was slammed into the plasma screen.

"Who did this!" Sora questioned as everyone ignored him. "Maybe some flashing lights will get their attention."

Sora quickly reached for the light switch, but accidentally flipped on one of the silver switches that Zeek had warned Sora. All of a sudden the lights in the living room turned off and a disco ball appeared from the ceiling and a multi-colored light up floor appeared from the dancers. Then Disco music started to play as the dancers started to disco dance.

"You've got to be kidding me," thought Sora as he slapped his face and quickly ran towards the pool.

In the pool was Cloud, Aries, Zidane, Tidus, Yuna and Yuffie (still letting you decide on they are wearing,) along with many other fellow students.

"Okay guys that's it! Party's over!" Sora yelled as no one was paying attention to him. "I didn't want to do this but, oh well."

Sora then took a bottle from his pocket and unscrewed the cap. He quickly threw the bottle in the pool and the contents quickly spread through out the pool. Everyone got out and was shocked to see that down from their chests their skin was now green.

"What was that for Sora?" Asked Tidus, as Sora looked mad.

"I just yelled that the party is done, now if you excuse me, I'm going get rid of the other guests." Sora answered before he entered the house.

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Meanwhile, at the prank expo, we find Zeek sitting down listening to the some lecture about how pranks are the best. The weird thing about the scene was that everyone in the convention center was wearing clothes that everyone wore when they watched the rocky horror picture show. It was actually mandatory to wear this to enter the center.

"He's been saying the same thing for three hours! And the guy next to me is smoking and the other guy obviously hasn't bathed since the year 2000," Zeek thought as the guy next to him took the cigarette and threw it in the air. "That's not good."

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Back at the party an hour later, we find Wakka asleep on Zeek's couch and Riku was spraying shaving cream in Wakka's open hand. Riku then took a feather and began to tickle Wakka's nose with the feather until Wakka whacked his face with the palm filled with shaving cream.

"What the heck!" Yelled Wakka as Riku was laughing out loud.

"You can't beat the classics," Riku said through his laughter.

Sora was walking into the room where a few people were playing spin the bottle, it was Kairi's turn and as she made the bottle spin Sora walked up to the group.

"Guys please, the party's over," said Sora as everyone turned towards him.

"Don't be a party-pooper there Sora," Irvine stated as Sora glared at him.

"Yeah, were just having some fun," added Rikku as the bottle began to spin slowly down.

"I don't care, you guys can you please leave so I can clean this up?" Sora asked as Sephiroth grinned.

"Well, why don't you let the person who went last finish her turn?" Asked Sephiroth as the bottle stopped and pointed towards Sora.

"Okay, whose turn is it?" Sora asked as Kairi stood up and walked towards Sora.

"Its mine and the bottle picked up Sora," answered Kairi before she kissed Sora on the lips.

It was an almost perfect moment as Sora and Kairi shared a kiss. Remember it was an almost perfect moment, because at the moment Sora and Kairi's lips met, Zeek entered his house with his jaw dropped at the sight that was thrown on his eyes. Zeek was still wearing the Rocky Horror Picture Show clothes except everything about him was singed. Even a small part of his hair was on fire and Zeek didn't notice it.

"Sora!" Zeek yelled which caused everyone to turn towards Zeek. "Everyone out now!"

Everyone quickly ran out the doors, but Zeek could hear snickers behind him. Kairi and Sora were looking into each other's eyes. But Zeek broke that up and Kairi raced out the door. Sora was staring into space before he noticed Zeek was standing right in front of him.

"Sora!" Yelled Zeek as Sora snapped out of his daze.

"Zeek! What are you doing here so soon?" Sora asked as he noticed what Zeek was wearing and what Zeek looked like. "Nice get up."

"Shut up, you held a party here and," said Zeek as he noticed a golf club through his plasma TV's screen. "My TV!"

"Uh, Zeek, I'd be more concern with the fact that your hair is on fire," Sora stated as Zeek looked in a nearby (and convenient) mirror and saw that his hair was on fire.

Zeek quickly screamed and ran towards his pool.

"Zeek! Don't go in the pool!" Yelled Sora as Zeek quickly jumped into his pool making a big scratch.

Zeek quickly came up and sighed with relief. Until he noticed that the water was green. Zeek looked at his arms and noticed that he was green.

"SORA!" Zeek yelled as Sora ran from Zeek's house as fast as he could.

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Vyser: Well, now I hope you all enjoyed this chapter. And now I have an announcement. Now that this fiction is considered a humor/romance, I have another poll to give and it's only going to be one vote per review. Here are your choices:

Sora and Kairi

Or

Riku and ?

Vyser: I'll update as soon as I receive at least 5 votes from you people and I hope many of you will vote!