Vyser: I'm back everyone! Now let's just get it on! I don't own Kingdom Hearts or Final Fantasy! Now on to the choice you all got to choose!

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Chapter 23: Pranks are Dishes Best Served Cold

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It had been at least two weeks since Zeek's house had been trashed, and Zeek still hadn't been able to get all of the green dye out of his skin. Zeek was wearing a Halloween costume that made him look like a ninja only his silver hair stuck out of the top. Zeek was reading a magazine when Kairi walked into the prank.

"Hey there Zeek," greeted Kairi as Zeek turned the page of his magazine.

"…" Zeek mumbled.

"I take it your still mad at everyone for trashing your house."

"No, I'm mad because I wasn't invited."

"Is that it?"

"No! I was being sarcastic!" exclaimed Zeek as Sora walked into the prank shop.

"You were?"

"No was I being sincere."

"You two just confused me!" Sora yelled as Zeek turned back to his magazine.

"So Sora what are you doing here?" asked Kairi. "I'd figure you'd be as far away from Zeek as possible."

"Well, I was looking for you," Sora answered as Kairi looked intrigued. "You want to go see a movie or something?"

"Are you asking me out on a date?"

"Interesting." Thought Zeek.

"Yeah, how about tonight?"

"Sure what time?"

"About 5 o'clock?" Sora asked as Kairi nodded yes. "Boo-ya! I finally did it!"

"Well, I'll see you later Sora," said Kairi before leaving the store.

"Zeek you've got to help me!" Sora begged as Zeek glared daggers at him. "Oh right, you're still mad."

"Hmm, you trash my house, destroy my plasma TV and turn me into a skinny version of the incredible Hulk!" Yelled Zeek as Sora laughed with stiffness in his voice.

"Is there any way that you can help me?"

"We are supposedly friends, so here, but tomorrow you've got to dye your skin any color I want."

"Whatever! I'll do anything just help me!"

"Alright, I've got a couple things that will help," Zeek said as he reached into his pockets and pulled out a couple of tickets and a piece of paper. "Here's two free movie passes and an address to the best café in town. Now remember tomorrow you'll be a different color than red like your face."

"Thanks I guess," replied Sora as he took the papers and left the store.

As soon as Sora was out of sight, Zeek took out his cell phone and dialed in a number.

"Yeah, it's me. Time for some revenge so you ready?"

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The time was 4:45 p.m., we find Sora walking towards Kairi's house wearing his KH2 outfit. As he walked down the street that led to Kairi's house, a weird noise filled the air. Sora turned to see some guy wearing a mask biking straight towards Sora. There was something in his hand that Sora couldn't identify.

"I wonder what this is all about?"

Just as the biker was a few feet away from Sora, the biker raised his hand and the object slammed into Sora's face sending him to the ground. Sora was down for a few seconds before getting up and throwing off the object that was just slammed into his face.

"This is a banana cream pie!" Yelled Sora as he took of the pie plate and wiped the pie from his face. "Darn you mysterious biker."

Sora quickly returned to his destination wiping off the banana cream pie's remains off his face. He almost got all of it off, except for the cream in his hair, when he rang Kairi's doorbell. Kairi immediately answered the door as Sora was cleaning the pie out of his hair.

"I thought we girls only wore make up," Kairi giggled.

"Hahaha, let's go before the movie starts," replied Sora as Kairi walked out of the house and the two walked together towards the Movie Theater.

Unknown to the two, two more figures were watching and following them. One of them was the biker wearing the mask, who took it off to reveal it to be Riku, while the other was Zeek.

"That was awesome," Riku commented.

"And it's only just begun, we've got a whole night and then tomorrow Sora will be a different shade of a color," replied Zeek as the two began to walk a little faster to keep up with Sora and Riku.

"Sounds like you're green with envy."

"Just shut up."

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At the movie theater, Sora and Kairi were sitting in the middle of the theater waiting for the movie called (insert your favorite movie). Zeek and Riku were sitting in the back, and in Zeek's hand was a weird cannon-like device with a potato in the cannon part.

"So what's that?" Whispered Riku as Zeek turned towards him.

"I think it would be obvious," Zeek whispered back as Riku gave him a weird look. "It's a potato cannon."

"Well that explains the potato, but what's your point?"

"You'll see during mid movie."

When the movie was halfway over, Zeek decided to get ready to fire. He shot the potato into the air and it was falling directly over Sora. But the potato didn't hit Sora, instead it crashed into his bucket of popcorn, which caused the popcorn to fly out of the bucket and all over Sora and Kairi.

"What in the! Where'd this potato come from?" Sora asked as he pulled out the potato from the bucket.

"Just ignore it Sora and let's enjoy the rest of this movie," said Kairi as Sora threw the potato behind him and hit some guy in the eye.

Meanwhile Zeek was loading something else in the potato cannon while Riku was watching the movie.

"This movie ain't half-bad, now what are you doing?" Riku asked as Zeek took aim towards Sora's head.

"This is a balloon filled to with liquid gum. Ready, aim…" replied Zeek when suddenly a flashlight shined upon him and he turned towards the source.

"Excuse me you two but you'll have to leave…" The Manager said when all of a sudden the potato cannon fired the liquid gum balloon and shot straight into the manager's face sending him back.

"Go, go, go, go!" Yelled Zeek as he and Riku ran over the manager and ran out of the theater.

"Did you hear something Sora?"

"Nope."

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An hour later, Sora and Kairi walked over to the café that Zeek had suggested, with Zeek and Riku following them. Apparently it was Talent night at the café, and many people were either singing (badly) or even dancing. Apparently at this bar you have to go to the counter to get the drinks. Sora was at the counter ordering the drinks, which tonight came with a free bottle of lemon juice, while Zeek and Riku were plotting at a table where no one would notice them.

"Now what?" Riku asked.

"I'm actually out of creative ideas," replied Zeek as Riku grabbed Zeek's backpack. "Hey!"

"Relax, I'm just looking for something, here we go," Riku said as he pulled out a banana.

"Okay, you've got my snack and… oh, that's a classic," said Zeek as Riku began to un-peel the banana.

Riku then threw the banana peel right in Sora's path, and as soon as Sora stepped on the peel he slipped and was thrown into the air. Sora landed on his back and the drinks spilled all over him.

"AH! Lemon juice! It stings with the power of a lemon!" Sora yelled as he tried to get up but slipped again.

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Sora and Kairi quickly left the café and Sora was walking Kairi back to her house, unknown to the two Zeek and Riku were on the roof setting up a huge stink bomb.

"This is going to be the final part of my payback!" quietly exclaimed Zeek as Riku looked at him.

"What'd Sora do to you?" Riku asked.

"You should know, Sora had a party at my house and wrecked my stuff."

"Yeah, I was meaning to tell you this, but it was me and Sephiroth who had the party."

"What!"

"Zeek, please try to control your anger."

"Never!"

While Zeek was fighting Riku, Sora and Kairi were unaware of the two fighting guys. Sora and Kairi were right in front of the door.

"Well, this was certainly a weird night," said Sora as Kairi giggled.

"I found it really funny," Kairi replied before she quickly kissed Sora on the cheek. "Maybe we should go out soon."

Kairi entered her house while Sora was standing outside. As soon as the door closed, Sora grinned huge and gave a victory sign, and that was when Zeek and Riku fell on top of him.

"What in the! Zeek and Riku!" yelled Sora as Zeek and Riku quickly got up.

"We're just figments of your imagination," Zeek replied as Riku was looking up.

"I'm kind of concerned of the stink bomb that's on the roof," stated Riku as the trio looked up to see that the stink bomb was falling.

The three weren't fast enough to get away when the stink bomb hit the ground. Needless to say, all three of them needed showers… to the extreme!

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Vyser: Well, how was that chapter? Anyway, I won't be updating till Halloween, that's when I'll put up the Halloween chapter! So stay tuned for; Chapter 24: Monsters, Candy, and Pranks Galore!, and a couple of characters will appear. One will be from the Final Fantasy series, while the other will be from another game. Oh, and I'm trying to figure out what the characters should dress up as, so suggest that as well! If you want to find out who, then review, review, and most important review!