Count Vyser: Good evening my viewers of the night. I am Count Vyser, and I am here to say I wish you all had a frightening Halloween, and I hope you all have a good laugh! Now for something that scares even I, the disclaimers! I don't own Kingdom Hearts, Final Fantasy, or the game where the special character is coming from or any of the costume ideas or monsters or well, you'll see. Enjoy all of you ghouls of the moonlight!

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Chapter 24: Night of the Living Pranks!

(Muwahahahahahahahaha!)

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Halloween night, the streets were filled Halloween decorations and various trick or treaters. On the hill top where the mansion stands we find Zeek hurrying putting the last parts on the horrifying tricks, when two figures walk up to the mansion. Both were wearing black cloaks that covered all of their entire bodies.

"Bout time you two got here," said Zeek as the two people sighed.

"Sorry, but you know that I don't come till the night," The first person said.

"And I had to come from another country," replied the other person.

"Whatever, come on, we've got to make the incantation before the others get here and take off those cloaks," Zeek said as the two did so.

The two people had thrown off their cloaks to reveal themselves. One had pale skin and had long pitch-black hair, and he was wearing a red headband, a long ripped black cape, a black shirt and pants and a golden claw on his left hand. The other person had crazy brown hair that was extremely long and was like lightning. He was wearing a tight black shirt, baggy jeans with red belts attached to it, and he had a pair of goggles that had red Xs on the glass of the goggles.

"What's the incantation for anyway?" asked the guy who was wearing red and black.

"Vincent, we're getting the decorations to come to life, oh, Musashi, did you bring the special candy corn?" Zeek asked as the guy with extremely wild and long hair held up a huge bag of candy corn.

"Yep, the candy corn filled with laxatives," answered Musashi as he handed Zeek the bag of candy corn. "This is going to be awesome!"

"So why am I here?" Vincent asked as the three entered the mansion.

"You've got a great talent to transform!" announced Zeek as they entered a room with a huge caldron. "What you guys think of the mansion?"

"I like the caldron, but the rest of the decorations are so-so," Musashi answered as Zeek sighed.

"That's why I got this little book," said Zeek as he lifted a dark book. "Now, the instructions say to get rat feet, one ounce of mush bug guts, toad warts, sour cream and five live eels."

"Guess we'll have to go to Wal-Mart," Vincent said as the trio sighed at once.

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We find the rest of the group all in a group getting candy, the only ones who weren't there were Riku, Sephiroth and Irvine. Everyone was in costume, Sora was wearing his Halloween town costume, Kairi was dressed as a sorceress, Cloud was dressed as a winged monkey, Aeries was dressed as a Vampire, and Tifa was a cowgirl. Squall was also dressed up as a biker, Rinoa was dressed as a witch, Tidus was dressed as Danny Phantom, Yuna was wearing a moogle suit, Wakka was dressed as Freddy Krueger, Yuffie was dressed as a dark clothed ninja and Rikku looked like genie. After the group went to the last few houses they stopped in front of the mansion where Zeek was.

"And I got a granola bar," said Cloud. "What'd you get Sora?"

"I got a rock," Sora answered as he showed everyone the rock.

"Now what?" asked Rikku as Kairi pointed towards the mansion.

"Guys, do mansions usually glow green, purple and orange repeatedly?" Kairi asked as everyone turned to see that mansion was changing colors.

"Creepy," commented Squall. "Let's go in it."

"What? Why?" Rinoa asked.

"Because it says haunted mansion and free candy inside," answered Tifa.

"Candy! Let's go!" Yuffie yelled as she ran towards the mansion and everyone ran following her.

As soon as they reached the entrance to the mansion, they saw a strange sight. Zeek was dressed as a jockey and was riding a dragon.

"Hey guys," greeted Zeek, as everyone was shocked to see him. "What?"

"What are you supposed to be exactly?" Wakka asked as Zeek scratched his face.

"Well, I'm a dragon jockey," answered Zeek as he stepped to the side. "But enough chit-chat, why don't you all go into the mansion for some fun?"

"If Zeek is here then I'm definitely not going in," Yuna said as Zeek started to make chicken noises.

"Come on you bunch of chickens! I can't pull any pranks on you, cause this happens to be community service," provoked Zeek.

"How come you got community service?" Sora asked.

"Apparently there's a law where I can't take a golf club and whack mail boxes from my car," answered Zeek, as everyone looked shocked. "So if you please, can you all go in to help me? I just need a few more people then my community service will be complete."

"Fine, but it better be scary," Squall said as the group began to enter the mansion.

"Oh don't worry, oh, I almost forgot! Help yourself to the many bowls of candy corn!" yelled Zeek as everyone walked into the mansion. "Ah, now this is going to be classic."

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The inside of the mansion was scary! Green slime was dripping from the walls, many statues of famous old monsters, smoke was flowing from the floor and many bowls of candy corn were on the furniture. The group continually grabbed and ate the candy corn as they progressed through the mansion. Suddenly a loud roar could be heard through out the mansion, the entire group was frozen in place.

"What was that?" asked Kairi as she hid behind Sora.

"I've got a feeling we're about to find out," Tidus said as suddenly a crash behind the group made them turn around.

A huge purple dragon monster with long crimson hair and two black horns just jumped through the broken wall, it was snarling as smoke puffed from its nostrils. The entire group slowly backed away as the beast (I think we know who this is) took its steps real slow. All of a sudden it roared into the air and caused the entire group run away and split up. As soon as the entire group was out of sight, a dark aura engulfed the monster and Vincent stepped out of the aura.

"That was somewhat amusing," stated Vincent as he sat down in one of the chairs.

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Meanwhile outside, we find Riku, Sephiroth, and Irvine walking towards the mansion. The three had been egging and TP the teachers' houses. And so they heard of this haunted mansion and decided to drop in to see if the rumors were true. Riku was wearing his Dark Mode outfit with a vampire mask and cape; Sephiroth was dressed as a werewolf, while Irvine was dressed as a Jedi. As soon as the trio reached the mansion entrance they turned towards Zeek.

"Oh no, it's Zeek, this has got to be a prank," sighed Riku as Zeek sighed.

"Why does everyone say that I would do that? Come on go inside and eat the candy corn!" Zeek commanded as the trio began to enter the mansion.

"Good enough for me," stated Sephiroth as he entered the mansion.

"And free candy corn too!" Irvine exclaimed as the trio entered the mansion.

"Kind of expecting them to be with the others, oh well, Vincent will get them good," thought Zeek as he sat down.

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We find Tidus, Wakka, Yuna and Rikku walking around the basement. The basement was equally as creepy as the first floor, coffins were leaned up against the walls, bats were flying through the air, and mist was pouring from the air vents.

"Hey, how'd we get down here?" asked Wakka as the group continued to walk through the basement.

"The author must've used a plot hole to get us down here," Rikku answered as some of the coffins began to open.

"This must be why were here!" yelled Tidus as coffins opened up to reveal vampires!

"Keep them away!" Yuna screamed as the many vampires grabbed something from behind them.

All of a sudden the many vampires were holding many red squirt guns, everyone was confused at why vampires have squirt guns. Without notice, the vampires began to spray some sticky red liquid on the four.

"What is this? Blood?" asked Rikku as Tidus licked some of the liquid.

"That's disgusting!" Yuna yelled as Tidus scowled.

"It's cherry Jell-O," said Tidus as the vampires went back into their coffins.

"Zeek," Wakka, Yuna, and Rikku said in union.

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Meanwhile in the attic we find Cloud, Aeris, Tifa, and Yuffie, with every step they took the floorboards began to creak loudly. Cobwebs littered the ceiling as smoke began to smoke pour onto the floor. There was a huge sarcophagus in the middle of the room and the smoke was pouring out of the sarcophagus.

"Cloud, do something?" asked Aeris as the sarcophagus began to open.

"What do you expect me to do? I'm a flying monkey," Cloud replied as Yuffie snickered.

"And that's even without the costume," commented Yuffie as Tifa laughed.

"Nice one," Tifa said as the sarcophagus opened.

Everyone was shocked to see the sight before him or her, it was the paperboy wrapped in bandages.

"Who are you supposed to be?" asked Cloud as the paperboy walked up to him.

"Strife! Your late for my payment, that's 25 munny," the paperboy said as Cloud looked shocked.

"Why are you here?" asked Tifa.

"Someone told me that'd he'd be here, so now pay up…or else!" the paperboy threatened.

"Or else what?" asked Cloud as the paperboy snapped his fingers.

"Then face the army of the birds!" the paperboy yelled as many different kinds of birds appeared behind him.

"Aaaahhhhhh! The birds!" screamed Yuffie as the four quickly ran back and the birds followed them (before I continue, I don't own the classic movie 'The Birds' thank-you for your time.)

"Look a phone booth! What luck!" Tifa yelled as the group ran into the phone booth, quickly closing the door as the birds slammed up against the glass.

"Please let us go!" yelled Cloud as the paperboy mummy walked up to the phone booth.

"Not till you pay me for my work!" the mummy paperboy replied as he got an evil look on his face. "Tell me something, did you guys eat any candy corn?"

"We had many bowls full of candy corn," answered Tifa as the Paperboy mummy laughed.

"Then it won't be long!" the paperboy laughed and walked away.

"Uh, guys, I need to go to the bathroom really badly," said Yuffie as everyone began to hold his or her stomach.

"Zeek!"

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Next we find Riku, Sephiroth, and Irvine walking through the halls when all of a sudden they spot Vincent.

"Hey Goth dude," said Riku as Vincent turned around. "You seen our friends?"

"First off, I'm not a Goth," Vincent answered. "And as for your friends they were here later."

"If you're not a Goth, then what's your costume?" asked Irvine.

"I'm not wearing a costume, these are my street clothes," Vincent replied.

"You've got a weird taste of clothes," said Sephiroth. "Goth man!"

"Okay that's it!" Vincent yelled as a dark aura engulfed him and the Gailen Beast appeared. "Prepare yourselves!"

"Guys, RUN!" yelled Riku as Vincent began to chase the trio.

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Finally, in the dinning room we find Sora, Kairi, Squall and Rinoa walking around the creepy room. There was a bubbling cauldron that had some weird green mist pouring out of it, skeletons holding banana cream pies were leaning up against the walls, and the dinner plates and silverware were floating in midair.

"Okay now this is what I call a great Halloween," commented Squall as a boy with crazy brown hair entered the room with a long sword covered with some kind of guts.

"Hello!" Musashi greeted as everyone took a step back. "Now who's next?"

"Oh my…he's going to kill us!" screamed Rinoa as Musashi looked surprised.

"What? No, I was asking who wanted to be the carving idea for a Jack-o-Lantern," Musashi replied as he pulled from behind him a pumpkin that had Zeek's face carved in it and everyone breathed sigh of relief.

"So nothing bad is going to happen here right?" asked Kairi as Musashi laughed.

"Well, I'm not going to be doing anything, but they are," Musashi stated as he pointed towards the skeletons and everyone became confused.

"How's that going to happen? Are they going to come alive or something?" asked Sora as the skeletons began to walk. "Me and my big mouth."

The skeletons were quick as they surrounded the group, not including Musashi. Before the group could react, the many skeletons threw their pies and covered the entire group. Musashi was laughing his head off as the skeletons went back to their original places.

"As entertaining as that was, where's the bathroom?" Squall asked as Musashi continued to laugh.

"There is no bathroom, its out of order! And guess what? All that candy corn you ate was filled to the brim with laxatives!" laughed Musashi as everyone grabbed his or her stomach.

"We'll get you Zeek!" everyone yelled accept Musashi as they ran out of the room.

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Zeek was laughing cause he had a TV screen that showed what happens in all of the room, as he is laughing, two strange blue aliens walk up to him.

"This truly is the best Halloween ever!" Zeek announced as the aliens walked up to him.

"Surrender and come with us Earthling," said the aliens in union as Zeek turned towards them.

"What cheap costumes," Zeek commented as the Aliens grabbed him. "Hey! Let me go!"

"Mother ship, beam us up," said one of the aliens as a light showered over the three.

"Oh no, not again!" Zeek yelled as he and the two aliens disappeared in the light.

All of a sudden, Zeek was now in a weird ship in the shape of a V guitar. Zeek was confused as the aliens pulled off their masks to reveal themselves to be……… ………………………… …………… (Hooray! The suspense is back!) …….. …… …….. Big and Rich!

"What are you going to do to me?" asked Zeek.

"Party!" Big and Rich answered as more people entered into the ship.

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Count Vyser: Well, I hope that was funny and the ending was weird I realize that. Now review, before I come to suck your blood…at night at any least.