Vyser: Hey there everyone! I'm back after some time and I've returned with a Thanksgiving special chapter! So we'll get the disclaimer out of the way. I don't own Kingdom Hearts or Final Fantasy characters, and I don't own Thanksgiving or football. Let the pranks commence!

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Chapter 25: Happy Pranks-Giving!

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It was Thanksgiving on Destiny Isles, and like in most of the world the Christmas decorations were out around the entire city. However, our favorite group of characters we all know and love, are all up at a huge cabin in the woods. The entire group was there except Zeek, who said he'd do something wild and went out of town. Inside the mansion was amazing! There was a 48" big screen TV, three couches, a kitchen filled with delicious smelling food, a pool table, a fireplace and a few poker tables. On the TV the football game was on which was being watched by Riku, Sephiroth, Squall, Irvine and Tidus each roaring for either the Detroit Lions (don't own) or the Atlanta Falcons (don't own). In another room with a TV Sora were playing video games against Cloud, while Wakka and Vincent were waiting for their turn. Yuffie was playing pool against Rikku, while Rinoa and Selphie were watching. Finally, Kairi, Yuna, Aeris and Tifa were in the kitchen enjoying the beautiful aromas all around. We first turn our attention to Sora's group and Sora was losing horribly at the video football game.

"No not the sack!" Sora yelled as suddenly the game began to whistle signaling that the quarterback that Sora was playing as just got tackle.

"Ooo, the sack!" Cloud cheered, as Sora looked disappointed. "And that's 144 to 7!"

"At least you got 7 Sora," comforted Vincent as Sora glared.

"No, remember I needed to go to the bathroom and I let Wakka take my place," Sora replied as Wakka grinned.

"Well, now it's mine and Vincent's turn," said Wakka as Cloud and Sora got out of the way.

Just as Wakka pressed the reset button to the game system, the system exploded causing smoke to fill the room. When the smoke cleared the four guys were covered with black ash, and the game system was no more. There was a note that had a single sentence on it, as Sora picked it up; his eyes were filled with anger.

"It says courtesy of Zeek," Sora growled as he crushed the paper.

"But Zeek's out of town…right?" asked Cloud as everyone turned and looked around.

"Maybe that was a ruse to get us to drop our guard," Vincent answered as a beeping sound filled the room.

"What's that noise?" asked Wakka as everyone looked to see what the source of the noise was from.

"It's coming from…the note!" Sora yelled as the note exploded as well and everyone was covered with a second layer of ash. Everyone just coughed some smoke from their mouths before they fell to the floor.

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Now we turn to Riku's group who were arguing about the football game.

"Atlanta's cheating!" yelled Sephiroth as Riku stood up with anger in his eyes.

"No way! Detroit just stinks!" Riku argued as Squall stood up.

"The Lions rock…they're just behind," replied Squall as Irvine growled.

"You've got to be kidding, the Falcons are the ones who are owning the game," Irvine said as Riku got a smirk on his face.

"Then how about a wager?" challenged Riku.

"Okay, whoever's team loses has to run outside in their underwear," Sephiroth said as a whistle filled the room.

"Then prepare to lose," said Irvine.

"Nah, we'll see who has to run like an maniac!" Squall countered as the four turned to watch the TV again. This time the screen was showing the inside of a blimp, and their eyes widen.

The reasons were 1., why was there a blimp if the game was inside, and 2., Zeek was in the cockpit.

"I don't believe it," said Riku as Zeek was waving to the camera.

"Yeah, the camera really does add ten pounds," Sephiroth added as Zeek turned to the pilot.

"Hey can I drive?" asked Zeek, as the four guys looked nervous.

"I don't see why not, here you go," the pilot answered as he and Zeek quickly switched seats.

The TV then switched to the outside of the blimp as it crashed into a radio tower in a fiery blaze.

"Oh no! Zeek's dead!" yelled Irvine as suddenly someone fell behind the couch they were all sitting on.

"What was that?" Squall asked as they all turned to see a singed Zeek on the floor.

"How'd you get here Zeek? And how come you're not dead?" asked Sephiroth as Zeek stood up and began to dust himself off.

"To answer both of those, I thank plot holes," Zeek answered as a smile crept on his face. "Say, you guys haven't heard an explosion earlier?"

"Yeah, it came from the room Sora was in," replied Riku as Zeek began to laugh.

"Good, I rigged his game system to explode, as well as a piece of paper too," Zeek laughed.

"How'd you do that?" asked Squall as Zeek thought for a second.

"Plot hole," Zeek answered before he left the room to create more mischief.

"Look, Atlanta's up by 20 now," said Riku as Sephiroth and Squall began to sweet.

"Have mercy."

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No one noticed Zeek as he sneaked into the kitchen to sabotage some of the food, Zeek decided to crawl to not be noticed by Kairi, Yuna, Tifa or Aries.

"Finally, a time where we don't have to worry about Zeek ruining," Kairi said as Zeek quietly growled as he was crawling under the tables.

"Aw come on, Zeek's not that bad…just his initiative to prank people is," replied Tifa as Zeek managed to reach the turkey and luckily for him, the three girls had their backs to him.

"Yeah, but he's not really trustworthy," Aries commented as Zeek finished looking at the turkey and went to the desserts. "Remember Halloween?"

"There's no proof that he was the main cause for that," answered Tifa.

"So why are you protecting him Tifa?" Yuna asked as Zeek began to crawl on the ground again to leave the room.

"Do you have a thing for Zeek?" asked Aries as Tifa blushed and Zeek crawled out of the room.

"What! I don't have a thing for Zeek!" Tifa argued.

"Sure…We believe ya," replied Kairi.

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Zeek had crawled into the same room where Rikku, Yuffie, Selphie and Rinoa were playing pool. It was Rikku's turn and she needed to make side shot.

"Rikku it's impossible to make that shot," Selphie commented as Rikku shrugged.

"Oh yeah? Well watch this!" announced Rikku as she shot the billiard ball into the air.

Rinoa and Yuffie dodged the flying ball, unfortunately Zeek wasn't as lucky. He got knocked in the head by the white ball, he was knocked out and thankfully the girls had another white billiard ball so they just continued, unaware that Zeek was laying on the ground unconscious. It was Yuffie's turn and she only needed to knock the eight ball into the corner pocket.

"Yuffie, you may want to use less force," requested Rinoa as Yuffie just closed one of her eyes.

"Banzai!" Yuffie yelled as she shot the ball into the eight ball, and for some unknown reason both of the billiard balls went flying into the air.

"Oh, my head," moaned Zeek before he got struck in the head twice again and fell asleep once more.

"Aw, this is boring," Yuffie said as she put the pool stick down.

"And it smells like dinner's done," added Selphie as the four girls walked away.

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Almost everyone in the group was at the table, the only ones who weren't there were Sephiroth and Squall. Riku had explained that they were outside, running around in their underwear. The food on the table looked delicious, multiple of desserts, regular Thanksgiving food and food cover over the turkey.

"We might as well say grace," said Sora as everyone clasped his or her hands together.

"Grace! Now let's chow down!" Riku yelled, as he lifted the plate that had the turkey on it.

"Pass me a leg please," requested Selphie as Riku lifted the food cover and everyone looked surprised.

"Uh, Kairi, you know you're supposed to cook the turkey…right?" Irvine asked.

"I know that! And I know the bird was de-feathered!" yelled Kairi as Riku put the bird down on the table. "As well as not having a head."

"It don't matter to me, I'll still eat it," Tidus said as he was about to stab the turkey with his fork.

"Tidus! No!" yelled Yuna as Tidus stabbed the turkey.

Apparently the turkey was alive, mainly because it began to go wild and managed to break a window, but ran out of the room to the pool table room.

"Someone has to take care of that," Rinoa said.

"We'll get Sephiroth and Squall to get on that when they get inside," replied Rikku as everyone began to get their food.

"What I want to know is where that bird came from," Riku said before he ate some mashed potatoes.

"I'm sure we'll find out," said Yuffie as a scream came from the pool table room.

"Who was that?" Aries asked as all of a sudden Zeek ran into the room being attacked by the turkey.

"Someone! Help me!" yelled Zeek as he ran outside the cabin with the turkey chasing him.

"Well, that was weird," Irvine commented as suddenly huge yells were heard form outside.

"Now what?" asked Tifa.

"Sounds like the turkey's attack Sephiroth and Squall, along with Zeek," Cloud answered.

After a half-hour of eating Zeek, Squall and Sephiroth entered the cabin to enjoy. However, when they entered the cabin they were covered with scratches and feathers. Soon after dessert was being served, it was a huge chocolate cake with chocolate frosting and many strawberries as well. Zeek was walking out of the room, when Sora caught him.

"Hey Zeek, where you going?" asked Sora as Zeek began to sweat.

"Well, I've kind of got to go to the…uh…the bathroom! Yeah that's it, the bathroom," Zeek answered as Sora shrugged and was going to get some cake. Vincent was out of the room for some random reason.

Just as Sephiroth was about to cut the cake, the entire cake exploded and covered everyone with chocolate. Sora and Selphie actually liked having the cake shot at their faces.

"Having food shot directly at the face is fun," said Sora as he began to lick the chocolate off his body.

"I'll say," Selphie added as Zeek entered the room and had a worried look on his face.

"No dessert?" asked Zeek as everyone glared at him. "Now listen, I did not do this!"

"Like we're going to trust you!" Kairi yelled as Zeek had his eyes widened.

Zeek ran as everyone began to chase him. Insert Benny Hill music as everyone chased Zeek. After everyone began to chase Zeek, Vincent entered into kitchen, quickly wiped the wall and ate some of the frosting.

"Zeek was right," said Vincent as he took another hand full of wall frosting and licked it. "Pranks are sweet."

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Vyser: Hey everyone! I hoped you all enjoyed this chapter and I hope you all had a great Thanksgiving!