Author's Note: I know the chapters are really short! So I decided to make them LONGER! I can't believe some people actually LIKE it cause it is my first story! Well so thanks for reviews! I appreciate it because I'll know if I should write more stories. P.S. I think this story is maybe COMPLETELY random! Anyway, the story!
So, at 6:00 pm/5:00 pm central, the meeting started.
"Hey like my new bling, yo?" Firestar cried. He was wearing a green ring that had diamonds. "Okay, a word out to all my peeps, He Who Must Not Be Named has arisen from the dead."
Cats started whispering. Saying things such as, "Voldemort is back?" "What about Darth Vader, my father?" "Anyone want me to order an anchovy pizza?"
"No, Tigerstar!" Graystripe cried. "He doesn't like to say it or else he'll flip---"Graystripe paused. Firestar's eyes grew as red as his pelt. "out"...
"Oh, so he's my father, not Luke the Twoleg's." Brambleclaw meowed.
"Anyways, he Instant Messaged Cinderpelt instead of getting a sign from StarClan. They're getting pretty lazy. You-Know-Who came back from Wal-Mart and bought Twoleg junk, Bobble Heads! To persuade BloodClan so he could rule them. No one can resist these cute little figures. Honestly, mine has one of the East High Wildcats!" Cinderpelt meowed happily and everyone was staring at her. She thought that she was convincing. "Well they do represent us! They're strong, like us! And that Troy Bolton Twoleg, he's the Bobble Head! Oh, uh, shutting up now..."
"Meeting over I need to sleep, I got a curfew. Night!" Firestar meowed.
In the middle of the night, there was a BOOM, BOOM, BOOM... it smelled like mouse dung...
"Ooh, that was me..." Graystripe meowed and turned red.
Then there was a big boom... and it wasn't Graystripe...
So I hope it was long enough, and that it was pretty funny! I try...