Author's Note: Sorry I haven't updated in a while! I'm busy with stuff. Like swimming on this (So Hot) Summer (On Disney Channel)!
All the cats and all the king's men couldn't put Humpty Dumpty back together again… whoops! Wrong story! All the ThunderClan kitties woke up cause of the booming. They padded out of their dens and started to whisper. Then Tigerstar came through the clearing, BloodClan cats carried him.
"Ooh! ... Sorry, that was me!" Tigerstar meowed.
"Eew! What did you eat?" Leafpaw meowed.
"Anchovy pizza. Yum!" Tigerstar purred.
An unimportant cat that was Tigerstar's wife meowed, "You came back!"
"Yes, but not to see you, but to rule BloodClan! Join me, and we will rule the galaxy!" Tigerstar meowed in ambition. (Sorry to Anakin Skywalker fans)
"No! I will never join you!" the unimportant cat mewed.
Tigerstar grew stronger with the force and choked her. Another addition to lazy StarClan. Yeesh! It was raining and there was thunder, so the giants were bowling.
"Strike! That'll be five bucks, then!" some giant said.
"These bobble heads have hypnotized those BloodClan cats! Up, down, around the heads they go! I am their leader! MUAHAHAHAHA! coughs Heh heh. Hairball.
"Oh no! Cinderpelt got a Troy Bolton bobble head! She was hypnotized!" Firestar meowed in despair. "Now she's a mindless zombie!" (sorry to all Cinderpelt fans, she just NEEDED that Dell)
"Now, I will destroy ThunderClan!" Tigerstar screamed maniacally.
"Did we really need to know that? I mean you should have attacked unexpectedly and not have us so alert." Squirrelpaw meowed.
"Good idea Squirrelpaw!" Tigerstar meowed. (Squirrelpaw, the blabbermouth!)
"BloodClan, rewind time to five minutes ago!" he meowed.
REWIND!
"BloodClan, attack!" Tigerstar screamed.
Well that was awkward!
I hope you liked this chapter! It was the longest so far, so enjoy the rest of the story!