Author's Note: I hope you like my story so far! Well its going nowhere considering I don't know the ending. It will end soon though, sorry! But I'll make a sequel! P.S. I know everyone hates Squirrelpaw, that's why she's the Public Enemy. I like her though!
So BloodClan attacked unexpectedly, thanks to Squirrelpaw (sorry to the very few Squirrelpaw fans, like myself).
Graystripe called the Navy, (StarClan was too lazy to send help, because they were watching the Super Bowl) and this was the reply:
"If you'd like to make a call, please hang up and try again. If you would like to speak to an operator, press one."
"NO! THE NAVY'S ON VACATION!" Graystripe screamed like a lunatic.
ThunderClan paused stared at him.
"Don't you get it? It means scream loudly and run around in circles…" Graystripe clued them in. He started a feud.
Firestar screamed, "Don't just stand there deputy! Run around and scream as well! It's quite enjoyable! Or try the Air Force…" Firestar screamed.
Graystripe nodded. The same reply from the phone.
"THE AIR FORCE GOT EATEN BY CATERPILLARS AND WILDEBEESTS!" Graystripe started yet another feud…
Sorry for the short chappies! Bye!