Vyser: Happy New Year's eve everyone! So in commemoration of this last day of the year, I present to you all the New Year special! So anyway, I don't own Kingdom Hearts, Final Fantasy or anything that I don't own. Happy New Year!
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Chapter 28: A New Year…Prank…Yeah Let's Go with that.
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It was New Year's Eve (duh!) and we turn our attention towards Riku's house that was being prepared for the great New Year party that he was having. Sora, Cloud, Zeek and Vincent were helping him by setting up the stereo systems, a stage, and some weird crate that occasionally rattled. We find Sora, Riku and Cloud near the refreshments that were already prepared while Zeek and Vincent was lifting the crate struggling to get it onto the stage.
"So I wonder what's going to happen tonight?" Sora asked as Riku drank some soda.
"There are many possibilities," answered Cloud as the three failed to notice that Vincent let go of the crate and caused it to fall on Zeek. "So Riku, tonight we're going to rock the house tonight!"
"Yeah! We'll make it a night to remember," Riku replied as Vincent tried to lift the Crate off of Zeek. "And we'll also have singing contests with other people too."
"So who exactly did you invite?" asked Sora as Vincent almost got the crate off of Zeek but slipped up and dropped the crate on Zeek again.
"Well, all of you guys for starters, the girls and a majority of people from the school," Riku replied as his face got serious. "And I don't want any pranks embarrassing me like the party I had earlier this year when Zeek got me with that weird invisible clothes liquid."
"That was funny," chuckled Cloud as Vincent ran up to the three.
"Guys! Zeek's getting crushed as we speak!" Vincent yelled as suddenly Zeek appeared behind Vincent.
"What's going on?" asked Zeek as everyone else looked shocked.
"How'd you get free?" Sora asked as Zeek laughed.
"Powers, I have them," replied Zeek as everyone regained their composure.
"Now Zeek, I don't want any pranks from you tonight…or else," Riku threatened as Zeek put his arms up in defense.
"Listen I'm actually hoping for a great time tonight, I'm not going to mess it up with some pranks," replied Zeek as no one noticed that Sephiroth emerged from the crate with a bag filled to the brim with pranks.
"If Zeek's not up to making the challenge, then I'll do it myself," Sephiroth thought, as he looked for his first target…the fire sprinkler with a bottle of alcohol.
"So, what are your guys' New Year resolutions?" asked Cloud as Sephiroth was hooking up the alcohol bottle to the fire sprinkler system then went off to get more diabolical pranks ready.
"I'm going to try to pay more attention to my fan club," Riku answered as everyone gave him weird looks.
"I'm going to try to ask Kairi out more…without certain people trying to sabotage it!" yelled Sora as he glared at Zeek.
"Then I'm going to try to not prank people as much," Zeek replied before everyone broke out in laughter. "What's so funny?"
"Zeek, you couldn't go three weeks without pulling pranks," challenged Riku as everyone else was agreeing.
"Really? Then how about after the New Year begins, we make a wager on that?" Zeek asked as everyone agreed.
"Sure, we'll talk about the bet after the party," replied Sora as Sephiroth sneaked under the refreshment table.
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Later that day as soon as the sun had set, the party at Riku's had started. Music from all forms, from country to rock, was playing. Many people were dancing to the music while others were snacking on the free food. We turn our attention to Sephiroth who was with many pretty teen girls on the couch. A number of guys were glaring a Sephiroth mainly because, the girls were their girlfriends.
"Oh Sephiroth, your so handsome," cooed a majority of the girls as Sephiroth began to laugh.
"Yeah, I know, and you girls are all very pretty as well," Sephiroth replied as the girls began to giggle. "All I have to do is make a spark and then the real fun will begin."
Meanwhile, on the other side of the house in the kitchen we find Zeek, Tifa, Irvine and Selphie along with many other teens were talking.
"So I say, we make a wager on that, and well, after the party, we'll be wagering if I can last at least a month without pranking anyone," Zeek stated before everyone in the room began to laugh. "How is that so hard to believe?"
"Sorry, but, there's no way that you can last that long," Tifa replied as she stifled a laugh.
"Yeah, I'm even willing to bet that you even set up pranks during this party," commented Irvine as Zeek went to the cupboard to get a glass.
"Do I really strike you people as someone who'll always prank everyday?" Zeek asked as he opened the cupboard only to get hit in the face with a banana cream pie.
"Well, actually yeah, who else has the know how to rig something like that?" question Selphie as Zeek wiped the pie off his face.
"Would I prank myself?" Zeek retorted as Irvine thought.
"I guess not," replied Irvine. "Sure is funny though."
"True," Tifa added as Zeek stormed out of the room.
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Meanwhile, in the entertainment room, we find Riku and Cloud playing their guitars for the large crowd (mostly filled with their fan girl) playing Green Day's Holiday (don't own). When they finished the crowd was roaring.
"Yeah! We rock out loud and we'll continued to rock till midnight!" announced Cloud as three of each of their fans ran up on stage.
"Riku you're so hot!" screamed Riku's Fan Girls.
"True, so true…one question though, who are you girls?" Riku asked as Cloud's fan girls glared at Riku's Fan Girls.
"Well Cloud's hotter!" yelled Cloud's fan girls as Cloud grinned.
"Ladies please, there's no need to state the truth," Cloud stated as Riku raised an eyebrow.
"Whoa you didn't say that you're hotter than me," said Riku as Cloud glared at Riku.
"Yeah I did, you want to do something about it?" Cloud challenged as Riku pulled out his bat-winged sword from his guitar.
"Yeah I do, have at ye!" yelled Riku as Cloud pulled his Buster Sword from his large guitar and raised it to block Riku's attack.
"You'll have to try harder than that to beat me!" Cloud yelled as he pushed Riku back and took a quick slash towards Riku who managed to dodge by jumping backwards.
"I've just started!" yelled Riku as he and Cloud fought till they got off stage with their fan girls following them cheering for their favorite guy.
After Riku and Cloud walked off stage, Tidus and Yuna walked onto the stage. Yuna had a microphone in her hand while Tidus just held out his hand. Wakka was off stage threw a microphone to Tidus…only it missed his hand and got Tidus right in the head.
"Dang it Wakka!" yelled Tidus as he picked up the microphone and he and Yuna nodded at each other.
Then the two began to sing 'I've got you babe', till Tidus stepped on a loose stage board. Tidus and Yuna stopped as gear moving sounds filled the air. Suddenly from behind the crowd, shot many different kinds of balloons filled to the bring with……………(Yes! The suspense is back!)…. …. … … … … … … … Shaving Cream! The shaving cream covered the couple while everyone in the crowd was laughing at the turn of events. Only one name came to Tidus and Yuna's head as they wiped the cream from their eyes.
"Zeek…" Tidus and Yuna muttered as the two ran off stage to try to find Zeek.
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While this was going on, Riku and Cloud were still fighting each other even into the basement with their fan girls following…all who didn't notice that Sephiroth was following them into the basement. Riku and Cloud keep stepping to the side as they fought, unknown to them two big buckets of glue were over their heads that would tip once they tripped the string that was tied to the ground. There was also a fan that had many feathers on it.
"Just give it up! I'm much stronger than you Riku!" confronted Cloud as Sephiroth sat on the stairs with a digital camera in hand.
"In your dreams!" Riku yelled, as the two were only an inch from the trip string.
Just as Cloud and Riku parted their blades, they brought them back together and took a step onto the trip string, which caused the glue to fall on them. Before they could react, the many feathers were blown onto them making them into two fighting chickens. Then at the moment they turned their heads, Sephiroth snapped a picture of them, laughing all the while.
"I'm so glad that Zeek told me that this would happen," lied Sephiroth as the fan girls ran up the stairs crying. "Now I've got something to put on my web site."
"Sephiroth you better delete that picture if you know what's good for you," Cloud threatened as Sephiroth quickly ran up the stairs.
"You'll have to make me!" yelled Sephiroth as Riku growled.
"Okay, first we'll deal with Zeek, then we get Sephiroth," Riku growled as Cloud nodded.
"But, shouldn't we first clean these feathers off first?" asked Cloud as Riku looked at him head to toe.
"Yeah…to the bathrooms!" Riku announced as he and Cloud ran further into the basement.
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Meanwhile, at the snack table, we find Sora, Kairi, Aeris, Vincent, Yuffie, and Zeek talking. Zeek just told them about the bet, and everyone except Zeek and Sora began to laugh.
"Why is that so hard to believe?" asked Zeek as everyone stifled his or her laughter.
"I'm sorry but, we know that you've been pranking everyone at this party," Kairi answered as Zeek raised an eyebrow.
"What makes you say that?" asked Zeek as Vincent coughed.
"Well, a number of our classmates have been slipping on the floor due to the fact that there's string cheese on the ground," Vincent answered as Zeek's eyes widened. "Then many balloons filled with shaving cream volleyed on Tidus and Yuna, and I was just told that you 'literally' made Cloud and Riku into chickens."
"Look I swear that didn't do those pranks, not my style to prank on a holiday," replied Zeek as everyone but Vincent glared at him.
"Oh really? Then what about Thanksgiving?" Aries asked as Yuffie turned to get a glass of punch.
"Well, actually I did those pranks," answered Vincent as everyone turned to Vincent in shock.
"Really? Alright then, what about Halloween?" Sora asked as Zeek shrugged.
"I don't consider it a holiday," replied Zeek as suddenly the punch bowl shot the fruit punch directly into Yuffie's face.
"My eyes! The pulp burns!" Yuffie yelled as she ran off knocking many people to the ground.
"Okay, I know what that looked like, but I didn't have anything to do with that," defended Zeek as Sora shrugged and turned towards the large, red Jell-O mold that he brought.
"Whatever, now if you excuse me, I'm going to enjoy this Jell-O," Sora said as Kairi, Aries, Zeek and Vincent agreed and got in line to get a piece.
Before Sora even cut the Jell-O mold, the solid liquid (What is it anyway? Solid or liquid?) exploded covering everyone whom was near the snack table with the stuff. Everyone then turned directly towards Zeek with anger in his or her eyes, while Zeek was eating the Jell-O that landed on him.
"Not bad Sora," complimented Zeek as everyone took a lick of the Jell-O that was on him.
"Thanks, I made it myself," Sora said as everyone stopped tasting and then ran towards the nearest bathroom. "Oh come on guys! It's not that bad! Hey what's this bottle right here?"
Sora quickly picked up the bottle on the ground, and realized why everyone ran to the bathroom. Someone had added Pepto-Bismol to Sora's Jell-O. And unfortunately for Sora he was starting to deal with the side effects, and ran to the nearest bathroom…only to find that there's a line in front of him.
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Zeek exited the bathroom quickly to see Sephiroth laughing…evilly. Zeek then realized what was going on, and stomped up to Sephiroth. It was only an hour till midnight
"Hello Zeek, my scapegoat," chuckled Sephiroth, as Zeek grew angry.
"So it is you who's pulling the pranks and getting me in trouble!" Zeek announced although no one else heard him besides Sephiroth.
"And what you going to do about it silver hair?" asked Sephiroth as he stood up and looked Zeek right in the eye.
"I'll be back…with a prank so powerful that your New Year's resolution will revolve around it," Zeek replied as he stomped away from Sephiroth and walked out Riku's house.
"This is perfect! Now with Zeek gone, it'll make him look like the culprit," thought Sephiroth as many other people came out of the multiple bathrooms. "As soon as someone sings the song that I picked out, then my last prank of the evening will begin."
Sephiroth looked around the room, and the person he chose to sing the song he chose was none other than…………..(To decide press 320 on your phone now and vote to see who will sing)………….Sora!
"Hey Sora!" Sephiroth yelled as Sora looked at him weirdly. "How you doing buddy?"
"Sephiroth! You're acting nice? It's a sign of the Apocalypse! Run everybody!" yelled Sora before Sephiroth grabbed Sora by the shoulder.
"Relax, I just wanted you to sing a song that I chose, I mean I'd sing it…but my singing is…um…" Sephiroth stuttered as Sora raised an eyebrow.
"Stinks?" finished Sora as Sephiroth stopped himself from straggling Sora.
"Yeah…let's go with that, I'll pay you if you sing it," Sephiroth offered before he whispered the amount in Sora's ear.
"Really! That much! I'll do it which song?" asked Sora as Sephiroth smirked.
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Twenty minutes to midnight, Sora was up on the stage with a microphone and TV screen with the song that Sephiroth wanted him to sing.
"Alright, here goes something," Sora said before country music began to play, then Sora began to sing:
I can anybody pretty,
I can make you believe any lie.
I can make you pick a fight,
With somebody twice your size.
I been known to cause a few break ups,
I been known to cause a few births.
I can make you new friends,
Or I can make you say bad words.
Everyone knew what was coming next so they began to sing along with Sora singing Brad Paisley's song 'Alcohol'(don't own). A few people even had lighters and lit them, Sephiroth had an open umbrella, and the smoke caused the fire sprinkler system to go off. A majority of people had their mouths open and drank some of the liquid, the only ones who weren't affected by Sephiroth's prank were Sephiroth and Sora. Everyone was acting nuts, some were fighting with each other, some were becoming…more 'friendly' with others, some had a couple of lamp shades on their heads and almost everyone was dancing. This is when Sora noticed that almost everyone he knew was acting this way, so he stopped singing and ran to Sephiroth.
"Sephiroth! What happened?" asked Sora as Riku and Cloud were fighting behind him.
"Amazing what whiskey can do in the fire sprinkler," Sephiroth stated before he broke into laughter.
"So you were the one who was pranking everyone?" asked Sora as Sephiroth stuck out his tongue.
"Everyone already figured it out once you read the clues right," Sephiroth replied as his looked at the clock and noticed that there was only ten minutes left to the old year. "And it looks like Zeek isn't going to keep his promise."
"What'd he promise?" Sora asked as a knock at the door made him and Sephiroth walk to the door.
"He said that he'd get revenge on everyone here for thinking he was the culprit," answered Sephiroth before he opened the door to see a very pissed off Zeek with a crate behind him. "Uh, hello there Zeek."
"Hello Sephiroth, Sora please step outside will you?" Zeek requested as Sora got behind the crate.
"Hey, hey, Zeek, no hard feelings right? No need to do anything rash now is there?" asked Sephiroth as Zeek jumped on top of the crate and pulled a crowbar from his pocket.
"Oh yes there is," Zeek replied as he opened the crate to reveal his prank. It was at least 25 … .. .. …. … … .Skunks! "Attack my stinky pets!"
"Incoming!" yelled Sephiroth as the skunks began to follow him into Riku's house with Zeek closing the door. In a few minutes, the whole house (and everyone in it) began to stink.
"I told you my prank would revolve around your New Year's resolution! Now you have to bathe more often to get the smell out! HA!" Zeek yelled as he glared at Sora.
"So is everyone going to stink?" asked Sora as Zeek looked to the sky.
"Nope, those are trained skunks, they were trained so that they wouldn't get my friends," Zeek replied as he looked at his watch to see that there was only ten seconds left to the new year. "Ten seconds left…
"Nine…"
"Eight…"
"Seven…"
"There's Zeek!" yelled Riku as Zeek and Sora saw everyone who was in the house wielding clubs and blunt objects.
"He's the cause of making us stink! Get him!" Tifa commanded as everyone began to chase Zeek!
"IT WASN'T MY FAULT! IT WAS SEPHIROTH'S!" yelled Zeek as the new year began and fire works filled the sky over the Destiny Isles with Sora watching on the ground.
"Happy New Year to you all!" Sora yelled as punching and kicking was heard in front of him.
"Help me!" pleaded Zeek as he was getting pummeled.
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Vyser: Happy New Year to you all and please review!