Vyser: Well that's one more chapter down…again sorry for the late updation. Anyway then remember what this chapter was based on. Goodbye then!
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-Five Minutes earlier-
"Sora!" roared Zeek as he tried to untie his cast encased right leg from a rope. "You better hope that I don't get untied cause I'll kick your butt! It's a miracle how we survived!"
"It's not my fault!" Sora replied as he hid behind some of the smoking debris left of Zeek's house. Zeek was hung upside down by one of the few remaining support beams that were standing.
"Don't give me that!" yelled Zeek as Riku came upon the destroyed house while drinking a smoothie.
"It's over already?" Riku asked as Zeek just glared at Riku. "It must've been sweet."
"Hey where's my smoothie Riku?" asked Sora as Riku raised an eyebrow.
"You never asked for one," Riku replied as the rope that was holding Zeek upside down snapped causing him to fall with a crash. "That's gotta smart."
"You two are going down!" roared Zeek as he managed to get up and started to limp directly towards Sora and Riku. "As soon as I get to you two!"
"Run!" Sora yelled as Riku just stood there sipping on his smoothie. "Why aren't you moving."
"Dude, it's not like he'll be able to catch us," answered Riku as suddenly Zeek began to run towards the two with grunts of pain with every other step. "Oh crud!"
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-Fifteen minutes earlier-
"You sure this is a good idea Riku?" Sora asked as he and Riku walked into Zeek's house with a box of fireworks and other assorted items.
"Sure why not? Zeek will enjoy a good firework show," answered Riku as he began to set the trap for Zeek.
"So why do we need the rope then?" Sora asked as Riku set the rope trap.
"It's cooler to see the show upside down," answered Riku as he finished with the rope trap.
"Oh, yeah I guess with what Zeek tripping over that chicken," Sora replied as they both continued to work on the 'surprise'.
After five minutes of setting the fireworks, the powerful 'surprise' was finished.
"I'm going to get a smoothie Sora while we wait…you want one?" asked Riku as he was about to leave.
"Sure, get me cherry," Sora answered as he threw Riku five bucks. "Now don't forget me to get me a smoothie."
"No worries, I won't," said Riku before he left the house.
A couple of minutes passed, and as Sora was reading a magazine on the latest developments on video games, someone opened the door. Sora turned to see Zeek walking into the house with a crutch with a cast on his right leg.
"Hey Zeek," Sora greeted as Zeek turned towards him.
"What in the world are you doing here Sora?" asked Zeek as he stepped right into Riku's trap causing him to be pulled upside down while screaming in pain. "Eeeeeeerrrrrrrraaaaaaaagggggggghhhhhhhhhh! What in the world!"
"That's not good," Sora said as he noticed that a spark began after Zeek got caught in the trap and was heading directly towards the hidden fireworks. "This won't bode well, and I see why Riku left."
"What are you talking about?" asked Zeek as he noticed that the hidden fireworks were going off causing fire to come around all over the house. "Oh no! This is the end of us!"
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-I don't know when this happened, I'm thinking earlier-
It had been an hour since the 'incident' had occurred. Kairi was now directing seeing as how Zeek was no longer able to do so. Sephiroth, Cloud, Vincent and the chicken (who incidentally were still wearing the matching Sephiroth costumes) were all on the stage. Tifa, Aeris and Yuffie were setting up the decorations all the while Tidus and Wakka were munching on the snack table.
"Okay, let's try this one more time," Kairi sighed as she slapped her hand on her forehead. "Explain how this is a suitable act for the Valentine Day's festival?"
"Oh come on! It's a tap dancing chicken!" moaned Sephiroth as everyone turned. "And also we taught it river dance, and it's so interesting."
"I'd like to say, why exactly are we dressed like you any way, Sephiroth?" Vincent asked as he pulled on the clothing he had on.
"We needed to match, look the chicken isn't complaining," replied Sephiroth as Cloud slapped his forehead.
"That's because he can't talk!" Cloud yelled as Kairi sighed.
"Why can't Cloud and Riku just play their songs?" asked Kairi as Sephiroth smiled.
"Me and Riku could…if Sephiroth hadn't of broken my guitar," Cloud answered as the chicken began to river dance.
"That is quite interesting," commented Vincent as everyone looked at the river dancing chicken.
"So are you three going to dance too?" Kairi asked.
"Actually we're going accompany him," answered Sephiroth as he began to river dance with the chicken. "Perfect sync."
"Yeah, and when Riku and Sora get back here, they're going to accompany us with music," Vincent added.
"I still wish that Zeek was here to deal with this…instead of me," sighed Kairi as Tidus and Wakka began to food fight. "But that's not possible…thanks to you and that chicken Sephiroth."
"Better than Zeek's poor humor," Sephiroth replied.
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-One Hour Earlier (if you haven't figured out where this came from… you know)-
At the prank shop, we find Riku and Sora messing around the counter looking for something.
"I know Zeek had something that could spice up that Valentine Day's festival show," said Riku as he threw a box behind him barely missing Sora by half an inch.
"Watch it Riku!" Sora yelled after he shrugged it off and moved a box to see three levers. "I wonder what these do?"
"Well, then what are you waiting for?" asked Riku as he walked over to Sora. "Pull the one on the left first."
"Okay," Sora replied before he pulled the left lever.
Nothing seemed to happen for the first few seconds, but behind them a secret door opened up from the wall. When the two turned around they saw a Dance revolution machine that had a disco ball over it. Two large sweat drops appeared on the back of their heads as Sora turned the lever back causing the dance machine to return to the wall.
"That was weird…try the next one," said Riku before Sora pulled the second lever.
A small pause made the two look around, and just as Sora was about to speak, a trapdoor suddenly appeared from underneath.
"Wrong lever!" Riku yelled after he fell through the hole and Sora looked into the hole.
"Irony, it's so funny," chuckled Sora as he turned the lever back.
A few minutes later, Riku walked through the front doors wet and smelling bad. Sora covered his nose as Riku came up to the counter.
"What's that smell?" Sora asked as Riku growled.
"That hole dropped me into the sewage system," growled Riku as he slammed his fist into the counter. "Pull that last lever."
"If you insist," Sora chuckled as he pulled the final lever.
All of a sudden a small hole opens up from the ground next to Sora. From the hole arises a pedestal that had a box of firecrackers on it.
"What are firecrackers doing in a prank shop?" asked Sora as Riku approached the box.
"This I like…Zeek, my revenge will be all the sweeter…after a shower," Riku thought as he grabbed the box. "Well, let's get to Zeek's place while he's at the hospital."
"Why?" asked Sora as Riku had a blank look on his face.
"To cheer him up," Riku replied as the two left the prank shop. "And me as well."
"Okay, but you're going to get a shower first," said Sora as Riku sighed.
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-Okay, this is going to be like…I forget. I think it was another hour ago-
Zeek was discussing with Riku, Cloud and Sephiroth. In Sephiroth's hand was a chicken dressed like him, it even had a silver wig that made it look like a chicken version of Sephiroth. They were at the festival set up area on the second floor of the school, with many people working hard.
"Aw come on Zeek, why can't we do the dance routine?" Sephiroth asked as his chicken began to cluck loudly.
"Forget the poultry! Why can't me and Cloud play our music at the Valentine Day's festival?" asked Riku as Zeek sighed.
"Because! I managed to get someone to actually play at our festival," Zeek replied as he slapped his forehead. "If you're wondering how we could afford that, I managed to pay him enough to play thanks to the little wager I made with everyone at that party…after they beat me up of course."
"Yeah, last month was quite boring," said Cloud as Sephiroth placed his chicken on the ground.
"Plan alpha Zeek out," Sephiroth whispered before his chicken ran off. "Guess that explains why last month was a bummer."
"Sephiroth, you really need to stop buying these weird pets," said Riku as Zeek walked away.
"Now, if you excuse me, I'll be going to make the final calls to the act, unfortunately the phone is one floor under us," Zeek said as he walked towards the conveniently stairs.
Just as Zeek was about to walk down the stairs, Sephiroth's chicken ran in front of him causing him to fall down the many stairs screaming. Cloud, Riku and Sephiroth ran to watch the whole thing. Sephiroth picked up his chicken as Zeek crashed at the bottom of the stairs.
"Zeek! You okay down there?" asked Cloud as Sephiroth began to pet his chicken.
"Oh fine, I just broke my leg," Zeek said with his mouth dripping with sarcasm. "That chicken tripped me!"
"It's not his fault you didn't watch where you were going," replied Sephiroth as Sora walked over.
"NO! It was fowl play!" Zeek yelled as everyone who heard that anime fell to the ground for a second. "Now get me an ambulance!"
"That was just terrible," said Riku. "Oh well, at least we can play at the festival Cloud."
"We'll see about that!" Sephiroth announced as he ran off.
"Okay…I'll just help Zeek to the hospital," said Sora as he walked down the stairs.
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-Oops! I went to far this time. Two years ago-
It was Zeek's first day at the Pranks Shop, he was standing at the counter as he opening some of the boxes.
"I can't believe I got the best job in town," Zeek said as he looked at a weird football. "Huh, beehive football. Warning contains live bees. Instructions, throw football at friend then run like heck. Simple enough."
Just as Zeek was about to put the football down, a younger Sora entered the store. Sora looked around as Zeek waved towards him.
"Hello there," greeted Zeek. "Welcome to my first day at the prank store. The name's Zeek."
"Nice to meet you, I'm Sora," Sora replied as he noticed the football. "Hey football! I'm going long!"
Sora ran farther into the store. As Sora was half way through the store, Zeek got a devious look on his face.
"Here it comes!" yelled Zeek as he threw the beehive football towards Sora.
"I got it! I got it! I go…AH! BEES! OW! OW! NOT THE FACE!" Sora screamed as bees erupted from the football and began to sting Sora. All the while Zeek was laughing on the floor.
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Vyser: Hello everyone! Sorry its been a while since I updated. So as an apology I based this chapter on a special episode on a show about nothing. I don't own Kingdom hearts or the characters that appeared in Final Fantasy. Take a guess where this chapter came from.