Vyser: Howdy y'all! I'm back with the next chapter for this humor filled story! And soon it'll be April Fools day! Anyway…I don't own Kingdom Hearts or Final Fantasy. But now it's onto the chapter!

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Chapter 30: Taking a Prank

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It was a beautiful Friday afternoon…but not for the students at Destiny Isle High School. Oh no, this was the last day of the trimester so that meant that exams were being held, the good news was that they were all out of school for the next three days. We find Sora, Riku, Cloud, Kairi and Aeries sitting at Destiny Isle's favorite fast food restaurant, Destiny Burgers! All of them exhausted from the fitness exam they all took last hour.

"Man! I'm glad Exams are finally over!" announced Sora as he threw his arms up in triumph.

"I hear that, but I can't really wait for the trimester though," replied Riku before he sipped his soda.

"Guys you've got to check this out," said Cloud as he pointed towards the next table.

"Is that?" started Aeries as the person Cloud was pointing towards turned around.

"Sephiroth?" asked Kairi, as Sephiroth looked embarrassed.

"I should've seen this coming…it is the most popular fast food restaurant," sighed Sephiroth as the group began to chuckle. "Very funny, but at least I've got a job that pays a lot!"

"It's not that…" replied Sora, as Sephiroth looked confused now.

"Its that apron and hat," finished Riku as Sephiroth removed his hat.

The hat and apron were quite silly with the island theme on them. The hat was actually an island with a palm tree on it.

"Really? Off the topic…how's the food?" asked Sephiroth as he picked up ketchup and mustard bottles.

"It's really good!" answered Cloud before Sephiroth squirted him with ketchup and mustard. "AHH! It burns!"

"Spicy ketchup and mustard…works all the time," commented Sephiroth as he walked away and Cloud fell out of his seat.

"Does it really burn?" asked Aeries as Cloud got back onto his seat.

"No…its just that this is a clean shirt," answered Cloud as Sora averted his sight towards something else.

"Guys…I think I'm starting to think like Zeek," stated Sora only to receive weird looks from his friends.

"Why?" asked Kairi as Sora gestured towards the drive through machine that was designed to look like a dolphin. "What about that order taking machine?"

"I get what Sora's thinking," said Riku as everyone leaned inward. "Sora's thinking that we should steal that dolphin. That'd be a sweet prank!"

"I'm thinking that?" asked Sora with a confused look in his eyes.

"That does sound like something Zeek would do," stated Kairi.

"One question…what are we going to do with it?" asked Cloud.

"Wait…I suggested this?" asked Sora as everyone ignored him.

"Later tonight we'll steal it and sneak it into Zeek's house," answered Riku as Sora scratched his head. "So in case it gets found, he'll take the blame."

"It actually sounds fun, I'm up for it," replied Aries as everyone else agreed.

"Okay, meet back here at 9 o'clock, that's when this place closes," said Riku before the group, minus Sora, left their seats.

"I just wanted to paint a mustache on the dolphin…" sighed Sora before he left.

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Later at 9 p.m., the group was back at Destiny Burgers with tools in their hands. They were halfway done removing the bolts and screws.

"Guys we really shouldn't be doing this," said Sora while he loosened the last bolt. "And why am I the only one doing this?"

"We traded turns remember?" asked Riku as Sora grunted while turning the wrench.

"No," replied Sora.

"Yeah, you traded one of your turns for five of ours," answered Cloud as suddenly headlights appeared in the drive through.

"It's a car! Scatter!" announced Kairi as everyone but Sora jumped into hiding.

"Oh no! I didn't scatter!" Sora whispered before he quickly hid behind the dolphin as the familiar silver Jeep pulled up.

"Hey there Destiny Dolphin!" announced Zeek from his car.

"Uh…can I take your order?" asked Sora from behind the dolphin.

"Yeah, I'll have a cheeseburger," answered Zeek.

"Would you like fries with that?" asked Sora with a snicker in his voice.

"Sure," replied Zeek. "And can I get a Medium Pepsi with that?"

"We can make it a large for 10 cents more," offered Sora as the group was chuckling from their hiding places.

"Awesome, I'll take it," Zeek said.

"Would you like to try our Pineapple Pie?" asked Sora.

"Why not, I'll take it," answered Zeek as Sora covered his mouth in laughter.

"I'm sorry, but we're closed," snickered Sora, as Zeek looked shocked.

"CLOSED! Then why'd you take my order?" asked Zeek as everyone was trying to contain his or her laughter.

"Just for the heck of it," replied Sora as Zeek slammed his fist on the steering wheel.

"But I'm hungry!" yelled Zeek.

"So have pizza," replied Sora.

"But I had pizza for lunch!" yelled Zeek as was about to jump out his car. "You can't have the same thing for lunch and dinner!"

"Thank you, come again," said Sora as Zeek was about to complain when… "Thank you, come again!"

"You haven't seen the last of me…" threatened Zeek before he drove off.

"That was classic!" announced Riku as the others came out of hiding.

"Now I feel bad that we're going to put this in Zeek's basement," said Aries as the group began to lift the dolphin.

"Well, Zeek's done way worse to us in the past," replied Kairi as Sora, Riku and Cloud held the Dolphin while making their way.

"Good point," said Aries.

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The next morning Sora, Riku, Cloud, Kairi and Aries were sitting in Zeek's basement. Zeek had invited them to view some of the new pranks. However, they weren't really paying attention. They were more focused on the TV, which was having news report on the Destiny Burger.

"And this can has a spray that can turn anything it covers invisible," said Zeek before he turned to the TV. "What's this?"

"Tragedy struck Destiny Isles today as the beloved Destiny Dolphin from Destiny Burger was stolen last night," announced the reporter in front of Destiny Burger with Sephiroth and Yuffie standing in front of the restaurant. "With me now are low class worker Sephiroth, and local prankster Yuffie. What's your consent on this event."

"Well, Reporter, this is just wrong…" replied Sephiroth with a few tears in his eyes. "I mean we all loved that dolphin, and it was more like a statue that represented Destiny Isles. Whoever stole this should be ashamed of themselves…I really like that dolphin."

"Weird words from a weird man," commented the reporter before he turned the microphone to Yuffie.

"I'm not weird!" yelled Sephiroth as everyone in Zeek's basement sweat dropped.

"Prankster Yuffie, what do you have to say about this?" asked the Reporter.

"Well, the way I see it, that there could only be three people who are responsible for this," replied Yuffie. "But I'm not really sure."

"And there you have it…two people who are just useless in this crime…" commented the reporter before he ran away from the camera.

"We're not useless!" roared Yuffie and Sephiroth as they chased the reporter.

"Wow…you know, I was the last person to see the Destiny Dolphin," commented Zeek. "And we got into a bad fight."

"Who won?" asked Sora with a slight chuckle.

"Anyway, I need a Popsicle," said Zeek as he opened the freezer while not looking and the rest of the group began to sweat.

"NO!" yelled Sora, Riku, Aries, Cloud and Kairi at the same time causing Zeek to look confused.

"What is wrong with you all?" asked Zeek as he reached into the freezer and pulled out a Popsicle without looking. "Have you all gone crazy?"

"We did for almost a minute," answered Riku with a relaxed sigh.

"Aw man…this is a purple Popsicle," moaned Zeek as he opened the freezer and peered in. "What the…AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"

"Zeek calm down…deep breaths…deep breaths," suggested Kairi as everyone started to slowly make their way out of the door.

"WHAT'S THE HEAD OF THE DESTINY DOLPHIN DOING IN MY FREEZER!" yelled Zeek as he pulled out the head that had a mustache painted on it. "And who put a mustache on it?"

"That was me…crud," said Sora before he slapped himself.

"Gggrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr," growled Zeek before everyone ran out of the room with him chasing them all. "I'M GOING TO GET YOU ALL!"

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"Okay…explain this to me one more time," said Zeek to the tied up group. "How did the Destiny Dolphin break?"

"Well…" started Cloud before everything began to get like a flashback. "It was last night."

Flashback

"Okay, now that we got it into Zeek's basement…where we going to hide it?" asked Sora as he, Riku and Cloud set the Destiny Dolphin on the couch.

"We could put it into the back room, Zeek never goes back there," suggested Kairi as Sora sat down next to the Dolphin. "But why'd you draw a mustache on the dolphin Sora?"

"Just for fun," commented Sora as Riku raised one of his eyebrows. "But man this thing gives me the creeps."

"Why…oh wait, oh yeah it was due to that incident on the beach that one time wasn't it?" asked Riku as everyone but him and Sora looked confused.

"Mind on shedding some light on this?" asked Aries as Riku lifted the dolphin from the couch.

"We don't have to open that grave now do we?" pleaded Sora as Riku smirked. "We're about to aren't we?"


"Yep, ya see, Sora was attacked by an 'over friendly' dolphin while he was a kid," explained Riku as Sora sighed. "Ever since…he's never really trusted dolphins."

"That's weird," commented Cloud as Sora stood up.

"Thanks a lot Riku!" yelled Sora before Riku put the Destiny Dolphin up to Sora's face. "GET THAT AWAY FROM ME!"

"But the dolphin just wants to be friends with you!" laughed Riku before Sora slapped the dolphin out of his hands.

'Crash!'

"Uh oh…you broke off the head!" yelled Aries as Sora fainted.

"Quick get the head into the freezer and put the rest in the back room!" yelled Riku as everyone scattered around to pick up the pieces.

End of Flashback

"And that's how the Dolphin head got into the freezer," finished Cloud.

"Where was I when this happened?" asked Zeek as he scratched his head.

"You going out for pizza," replied Kairi as Zeek snapped his fingers.

"Oh yeah," said Zeek as he reached for the phone. "Okay…now here's what you're all going to do."

"Why are we getting wrapped up in all of this?" interrupted Riku before Zeek bonked him on the head. "OW!"

"YOU'RE the cause of this!" yelled Zeek before he coughed and continued. "Anyway, you're all going to glue the pieces back together and return the Destiny Dolphin at night…or I could call the police and you'll all get into trouble."

"Fine! We'll do it…" moaned everyone at the same time while Zeek untied them.

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"Man what a waste," groaned Riku as he watched Sora tighten the bolts.

"Why am I the only doing this?" growled Sora as he almost finished with the nearby bolt.

"Cause you were the one who got the Destiny Dolphin off so you'll be the one to put it back," answered Cloud.

"Finished," announced Sora as everyone turned towards him.

"You sure it's on tight enough?" asked Aries as Sora smiled.

"Yeah, and I think I like dolphins now," said Sora before the Destiny Dolphin exploded with many firecrackers and streams shot out. "DUCK AND COVER!"

After five minutes of dodging fireworks, a note fell on Sora's face.

"It says…'Ha ha, this is for before…Zeek'," read Sora as suddenly a policemen car pulled up.

"This will not bode well," gulped Riku before the male police officers got out of the car. One had shaggy red hair and five o'clock shadow, while the other one was bald and was wearing sunglasses.

"Looks like we did it officer Reno," said the bald officer as the group put their hands into the air.

"How do we do it Rude?" asked Reno. "Seriously how?"

"We just got here!" yelled Sora as the two policemen looked intrigued.

"Sora they ain't going to buy that!" whispered Riku as he kicked Sora.

"Alright whatever, lets get some doughnuts Rude," said Reno before the group anime fell to the ground.

"Yum doughnuts," said Rude before the two policemen drove off.

"Well this is new," commented Kairi before Sora grabbed the dorsal fin from the broken Dolphin.

"I'm keeping the fin so let's get out of here!" yelled Sora before they all ran off into the night.

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Vyser: And that's the end of that chapter! Stay tuned for the next one…if I can think of any new pranks.