Here ya go. Another chapter, just written on the same day as the last. I'm on a roll!
"500 credz! Are you shi- I mean kidding me?"
"No ma'am, I'm not. Now, please observe the safety laws next time you drive. They are laws, you know. Not suggestions. If you'll excuse me…"
The Krimzon Guard got back on his cruiser and drove of.
Klia watched him. Glancing around quickly, she gave him a naughty hand gesture behind his back. She realized too late that the Krimzon Guard had been looking in his rear view mirror; when she looked down at her glowing digi-ticket, it read 650 credz. "Dammit!"
She was thirsty, so she decided to go to the Naughty Ottsel for a drink. She'd never been there before, but she'd heard enough about it to decide it was good. When she walked in, a tall blonde man was arguing with…himself it seemed, because no one else was in sight.
"I seriously don't think so, Dax. It was just a, well, you know, congratulations sort of thing."
"I was watching. That wasn't no congrats!"
"Seriously, though, Dax, it was nothing."
"If by 'nothing' you mean a make-out session, then, yeah, it was nothing."
"Um, excuse me…"
"Make-out session? It was just a kiss!"
"Excuse me…"
"Yeah, just a kiss between friends, right? What the heck do you do with a girlfriend then!"
"EXCUSE ME!" When the blonde turned to face Klia, she immediately regretted raising her voice. He was hot. "Sorry for raising my voice, but I had to get your attention somehow," she quickly explained. Glancing at the counter, she caught sight of a small, orange, weasel like thing grinning at her. "Um, can I have a drink?"
She'd been expecting the blonde to tend to her, but instead, to her shock, the ottsel spoke.
"Sure thing, Toots, sit yourself down." She noticed after a moment that he wasn't looking at her face. "You look surprised! How come?"
Klia bent down to the Ottsel's height. "This place is the Naughty Ottsel, but I didn't know they actually hired Ottsels!"
"Hire Ottsels? I own the place!"
"You're Daxter?"
Daxter placed a hand over his eyes. "Yes, why is that always so hard to figure out?"
Klia looked up at the hunky blonde boy. "But I thought he…"
"No, I'm Jak," the blonde said, obviously holding back his laughs.
Standing upright suddenly, Klia held out her hand. "I'm Klia. Nice to meetcha!" They shook hands.
"Hey, whaddabout me? I'm the owner of this place!"
Klia held out a finger. "Nice to meet you too, Daxter!"
Daxter didn't shake the finger. "Yeah, likewise. What do you want?"
"Whadduya got?"
"Depends. How drunk are you planning on getting?"
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Gamecube.
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PS2.
I swear I'll get better at adding console references, so bear with my antics for now. Please?