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Chapter 2: Enter Kakashi!

"K-k-kill? W-what do you mean kill? We j-j-j-just want you gone." Stammered the ninja to the left of Vegeta.

"Exactly what I meant you fool!" said Vegeta, thoroughly enjoying himself, "I'm going to kill you. Slowly, if you can keep up with me."

"Oh Kami, you can she his chakra! How is that possible!" yelled the main ninja in front of Vegeta to the others. Vegeta never heard the term "chakra" lowered his energy in confusion.

"What is this chakra, you speak of?" He asked.

"Is he for real?" whispered the shortest ninja to his friend. Unfortunately, Vegeta heard him.

"DO I LOOK LIKE I'M FAKE!"

The three ninja started shaking uncontrollably.

They're like scared rabbits backed into a corner

Maybe you should have some fun

Sounds really good to me

What are you waiting for?

Nothing

Vegeta, using his speed, seemed to vanish.

"It must be a trick! No ninja can move that fast!"

"I'm not a ninja." Vegeta said from right behind the leader.

"AARRGGGGHHHHHHHHHH!" He screamed, jumping into the air (and let me tell you, the wet spot on his pants wasn't water…or sweat)

"Bwaahahahahahahaa," laughed Vegeta as the two ninja remaining (the one he scared passed out) as they turned toward him, both looking very, very green.

"What's the matter?" Vegeta sneered, "I'm I just too much for the big bad ninja?"

"That's enough!"

They all turned toward the village and saw a silver haired, very tall, masked figure walking toward them.

"Hey Kakashi-sensei!" said the shortest ninja, thoroughly relieved that Kakashi had come to save the day.

"I thought you were going to meet me at the training grounds?" said Kakashi in a stern voice. "What are you three doing out here, still?"

"Well this guy came out of nowhere and he doesn't have tra-"

"I was talking to Naruto, Sakura. Don't interrupt." Replied Kakashi sharply.

Are they going to completely ignore me?

It certainly seems like it

DAMN IT! I am the Prince of all Saiyains! I should NOT be ignored

Well, they're still talking

DAMN IT ALL!

Talk to them if you're so upset

I don't wanna

Baby

SHUT UP!

Okay, okay, relax…baby

SHUT UP!

"If you guys are done, where the HELL am I?" Vegeta yelled. The three (who were awake) turned to look at him.

"You're on the edge of the Konoha village," Kakashi said, pointing over to the large gate, "and we are ninja who live in it."

"Sigh. And who are you?" Vegeta said in a bored voice, "The father of these three brats?" Vegeta chuckled to himself and wondered if this new guy could actually be a challenge.

Why can't I stop thinking about fighting?

Bulma

Simple answer

Only answer

"I," Kakashi said, rather annoyed, "am an elite ninja of the Konohagakure village." He looked over at the almost awake body of his tallest student, "That is Sasuke," he turned to the pink haired girl in front of him, "this is Sakura, and this," he said pointing at the shortest ninja, "is the village idiot." He said simply.

"Hey!" turning toward Vegeta, he said, "My name is Naruto. I'm going to be the best ninja there ever wa-"

"-Shut up Naruto!" Hissed Kakashi.

These people are idiots. FOOLS!

I know but it's not like we have much of a choice

If I must

"And who are you that gave even Sasuke such a scare?" asked Kakashi sweetly, even though he was thinking about something completely different. (Hee, hee. Too much Icha Icha Paradise)

"That's a really long story…"

Yeah! Chapter two. Sorry it's so short. I'll have the next up and running by tomorrow… hopefully. Cant make any promises in this sad, strange world, but them again, neither can our president (hee, hee) Please review. Please!