Vyser D: Next chapter up!

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Chapter 34: Let the Prank Wars…Begin!

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"Morning Zeek!" Sora announced as he waltzed into the prank shop to see Zeek sitting behind the counter. From the looks of Zeek, his sunburn was gone.

Looking from his book, Zeek just shrugged his friend's appearance. "Same to you Sora…"

"Anything new in the way of pranks?" Sora asked before he noticed the completely bare shelves.

"Nope…last shipment didn't arrive," Zeek answered flipping the page in his book.

"You got any idea when you'll get another shipment?"

"Nada, so I sent Yuffie to the main provider to find out why," Zeek replied as all of a sudden a can slam directly through the window and landed on the counter.

"What in the world is that?" Sora asked as he lifted the can.

Zeek just viewed the weird can as if it was a piece of artwork. "Looks like a cream bomb…"

"Cream bomb?"

"Its time for a lesson of pranks!" Zeek announced as he pushed a button under the counter and suddenly a small chalkboard with writing appeared behind Zeek. "The cream bomb…from the makers of the smoke bomb and the stink bomb. This prank is quite different from its cousin pranks, instead of an air substance, this prank produces an expanding solid/liquid substance."

"In English Zeek!" Sora yelled as he slammed the cream bomb onto the counter. Neither of the teens noticed that the bomb went active and a blue Jell-O like substance began to expand from it.

"Fine…to put it simply, it makes a Jell-O like solid…liquid…thingy…which happens to expand." Zeek sighed not noticing the fact that the cream bomb was going tenfold. "Although it does decrease eventually, it causes anything it touches to turn the color it is."

"So if it makes Jell-O, why is it called a cream bomb?"

"Originally it was made to shoot different types of cream into people."

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"Stupid Zeek, sending me to that stupid provider…" Yuffie scoffed as she walked towards the prank shop. "All I got from those jerks was that we've transferred our supplies to a new up and coming company."

As soon as Yuffie turned the corner to the prank shop, her eyes just widened at the sight that was before her…of course the thing that caught her eyes made her laugh till she fell to the ground. "HA! Haha hahaha! Zeek and Sora! You two- you two are- are looking 'blue' today! Hahaha!"

Zeek and Sora just wiped the blue goo that was on their eyes, and glared directly towards the laughing ninja girl. "Zeek, if it weren't for your stupid explanation we wouldn't be able to try out for the blue man group!"

"Hey! First off! Don't mock the blue man group! They rock!" Zeek yelled as the two watched Yuffie roll on the ground. "And second, don't blame me for someone else's pranks!"

Wiping a tear from her face, Yuffie recomposed her self and walked over to her 'blue' friends. "So-ah, why are you two blue?"

"Its thanks to some stupid cream bomb…" Zeek replied shaking his head to get the blue goo out of his hair.

"Wonder who did that…" Sora questioned as a loud laughter caused the three teens to turn their heads. "You…

"Hey you're that…"

"Who the heck are you?"

"It's me Ansem!" His laughter filled the air and all he got back were multiple stares.

Zeek just raised his still blue eyebrow at the laughing weird guy. "Who the heck are you Ansem?"

"Zeek, remember last month? Me and Sephiroth told you about him?" Sora questioned as Zeek recalled the tale that Sora told him.

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"Do you work at this shop?" the man asked approaching the counter.

"Nope, juts filling in," replied Sephiroth not really paying attention. "You can leave a message for Zeek though."

The man lifted his hand and held it out for Sephiroth to shake. "Allow me to introduce myself…I'm Ansem, vice-president of Practical Jokes incorporated. And I'm here to buy out this small prank shop."

"Uh huh," Sephiroth replied, not really listening. Sora seemed just to hate this guy already.

"We feel it would be in everyone's best interest if you would close this store forever," Ansem said as Sora narrowed his eyes. "So if you could please sign the contract I have in my pocket, we can avoid the bad things of a war of pranksters."

Sora couldn't take this anymore. "Excuse me, mister Ansem, but the thing about this is…that…the fortune machine has the only usable pen in the store on it."

Ansem held the paper up and narrowed his eyes at Sora. "But, I have a pen right here."

"Well, the worker likes to consolidate the fortune Cat Sith machine…right Sephiroth?" Sora asked as Sephiroth threw his book to the ground knowing very well that he isn't going to read any more of it today.

"Yeah sure! Just let me read the book later!" Sephiroth roared as he jumped from the counter and ran towards the Cat Sith fortune machine. Sora and Ansem followed Sephiroth and reached him as he slipped a coin into Cat Sith's hand.

The Cat Sith began to dance upon the mog and then the mog handed the paper fortune to Ansem. Ansem quickly snapped the note and then read. "Business Negotiations today are null and void. Prepared to be egged…what the hell is this?"

Before Sora could answer, a dozen egg appeared from the chest of the mog then fired all over Ansem. Sora and Sephiroth snickered loudly before Sora managed to get out. "A prank dude!"

Ansem wiped the egg from his face to reveal a scowl. "Fine then…prepare yourselves. The prank wars are going to begin!"

Sephiroth was still laughing as Ansem stomped out of the store. "Man that was classic! I bet Zeek would've loved this!"

"You think we should tell him?" Sora asked as Sephiroth wiped away a tear.

"Yeah… but you should really go see him cause my cousins are probably still prank calling him."

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"Oh yeah…" Zeek then chuckled to himself. "Getting hit in the face…that's rich…"

"So you really work at the so called prank shop," Ansem stated tossing up another can of cream bomb. "I come from the Practical Jokes incorporated. And seeing as how we couldn't buy you out of business, we've decided to buy out your suppliers. And to rub salt in the wound…I pranked you all good!"

"Why you white haired, tanned freak!" Zeek growled as Ansem just laughed.

"Soon, your little shop will close down and then all business will go to the organization!" Ansem laughed before he ran off into the street.

"Yuffie! Follow him!" Zeek ordered as Yuffie did as she was told.

"Now what Zeek?" Sora asked.

"Two things…" Zeek replied as he walked off. "First call the gang…and second let's go get to a couple of showers."

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"Ah…" Ansem just enjoyed the cup of tea listening to the classical music. "Nothing like a warm cup of tea and listening to Bach to burn up an evening."

Just as Ansem was about to sip his tea once more, the doorbell to his house rung through the multiple rooms. "Who could that be?"

As soon as Ansem left his living room, three familiar figures jumped into the room through the window. All three of them were wearing black. "Zeek…why did we have to go through the window again?"

"Because Riku…we can't exactly go through the front door," Zeek answered as he looked through his backpack. "Ansem thinks we lost all of our pranks, but he doesn't know that we also get shipments from Mexico. Sora…set up the Tijuana Frog Launchers."

"We fireworks too…sweet…"

Meanwhile at the door…

"Who in the world are you two?" Ansem asked staring at the mustached Yuffie and Sephiroth holding up two vacuum cleaners.

"Hello there! I'm Htorihpes and this is my business partner Eiffuy," Sephiroth stated as Yuffie waved to Ansem. "And we're here to offer you the chance to buy something that can really change the way you live your life."

"Okay…so what is it?" Ansem asked as Yuffie held up her vacuum.

"This is the E-Vac, and it will change the way you think and live forever," Yuffie answered.

"And what's that on the E-Vac?"

"It's an E-Pack, it allows the E-Vac to change the way you think and live…forever," Sephiroth replied as Ansem scratched the back of his head.

"So…it's a battery?" Ansem questioned as Yuffie dropped her E-Vac.

"Yeah a battery…try seven, its heavy like lead, but cool as cool can be," Sephiroth stated as he spotted Zeek giving him a thumbs up. "And if you excuse us, you're not really cool enough to buy this product."

"Wait I'm cool! I'm as cool as they come! If I'm wrong let me be struck with a raw fish!" Ansem shouted as he, Sephiroth and Yuffie looked around…but nothing happened. "See! I'm as hip and fly as they come!"

"Eiffuy! Run!" Sephiroth yelled as he and Yuffie ran at an incredible speed.

"Dang it…"

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"Okay, good job, and since we got the web-cam, we'll be able to record everything," Zeek said as he activated the laptop in his van.

"Pass the popcorn Sora," Riku requested.

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"Well that was certainly strange," Ansem stated walking into his living room. However there was a new decoration in the middle of the room hanging from the ceiling. "Where'd that rope come from?"

On the fancy rope was a sign with big red letters written on it…

"Do not pull! Only one warning!

From,

The Lucha Libre monkeys."

"Yeah, like I'm really going to fall for this old gag," Ansem stated…before he mesmerized by the rope's texture. "Whoa…that's a beautiful rope…maybe one pull wouldn't hurt."

With a quick tug, the entire rope fell to the ground. Ansem just looked at the rope snickering to himself, not noticing the multiple shadows dancing on the walls. "Well this was interesting…"

All of a sudden, a masked monkey jumped onto Ansem and started pulling his hair. "What the! Ow! Get it off! Get it off!"

At the sound of Ansem's pain, a second masked monkey appeared and started wrestling with the first one on Ansem's body. "This is worse!"

As Ansem stumbled around, he didn't notice that he snapped a trip wire that lit multiple fireworks that were hidden in his fireplace. A few seconds and the fireworks shot off scaring the monkeys off of Ansem. "Finally, I thought that would…Incoming!"

One of the fireworks struck a huge thick paper backed book; it seemed to be worthwhile to Ansem, mainly because he was on the floor screaming. "Nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnooooooooooooooo! Not my Big Book of Villain Cliches!"

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"I always wondered where villains got their evil lines," Yuffie stated as she grabbed a handful of popcorn.

"Shouldn't we be worried about the fire?" Sora asked as Zeek lifted up a remote control.

"Don't worry…I've got an instant cream bomb loaded in his living room," Zeek replied pressing a button. "And now, look out the window…"

Everyone looked out the window to see the green solid/liquid burst out of the windows, doors, and fireplace of Ansem's house. All of a sudden, a green figure ran from the busted door and yelled into the air. "Ansem! SMASH!"

"Wow…it's the incredible Hulk…Ansem style," Sephiroth stated before everyone began to laugh…not a good idea.

"ANSEM SMASH YOU!" Ansem roared as he ran towards Zeek's A-Team Van.

"Step on it Zeek!" Sora yelled as he stuck his torso out of the van.

That was a dumb thing to do…mainly because when Zeek floored the gas pedal, Sora fell out of the van and onto the sidewalk. Actually, he didn't fall. "Sephiroth! Why'd you push Sora out?"

"We needed a scapegoat Riku," Sephiroth answered as he popped his head out of the van. "SORA! YOUR SACRIFICE WILL NOT BE IN VAIN!"

"Sephiroth! I'll get you for this!" Sora yelled before the green Ansem stood over him. "Um…nice green guy with the anger…you don't want to hurt me…"

"YES I DO!"

"Yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!"

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Vyser D: Enjoy the summer!