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Chapter 3: Demented Dimensions
(Kakashi had just finished explaining everything that Vegeta had told him the previous day to the Hokage.)
Vegeta was currently playing a game of chess with someone who out of the blue came up and challenged him to a game. Little did that person know that Vegeta had never even played chess in his life and was quickly losing patients with it.
"Well? Are you going to make a move or not?" The young man, also known as Rock Lee, demanded.
"For the last time, SHUT UP!" Vegeta screamed, thoroughly pissed off, "I don't want to play this ridiculous game of yours and I never did!"
"Weeelllll…" Lee said slyly, eying Vegeta with a look of triumph, "when you put it that way, I guess you're just a coward who's afraid he might lose." He looked at Vegeta's face and then did the whole chi-bi panic thing.
"Don't" Vegeta growled in a very scary, Dragon-like voice, "EVER call me a coward!" His hand started to glow blue as he pointed his fingers at the chess board. A blast of energy shot out at the game and there was nothing left other than a burned hole on the floor.
Lee, completely soaked in his own urine, ran away as fast as he could, but not with out pushing people out of his way first.
These people are too easy to scare
Yeah…but it sure is entertaining
That may be true but I forgot about him
Oh yeah…he's not like the other worthless fools running around here, is he?
No my precious. Not like the other ones at all (hee, hee, Gollum fan)
What the HELL was THAT!
What the hell was what?
You just said "my precious!"
Did not
DID!
I'm wrong!
Oh, and I think I'm right?
Yes
Well I'm not
Exactly
WHAT!
Nothing
I'm not making any sense
Do I ever?
What the hell has gotten into me!
In fact, at the moment, Vegeta's brain was arguing with a completely distracted Vegeta who had been watching the T.V. (it had a show on about a Fighting Tournament to be held in 4 weeks time)
All of a sudden, a shiver ran down Vegeta's spine.
"Took you long enough to show up, Kakashi" Vegeta said dully. He had gotten quite enough of the silver headed idiot on their last encounter the day before.
FLASHBACK
"Well, I find the little story you just told quite hard to believe," sneered Kakashi, opening his Icha Icha Paradise vol. 2. "I wont even consider letting you pass until you can prove it."
"How in the BLAZES am I going to do that!" Demanded a very, very irate Vegeta.
"Well, you said you could fly, right?" asked Sasuke, who was trying to stay as far away from Vegeta as possible (which is a very smart thing to do) "why don't you just show us that you can fly?"
"For once, I think Sasuke might be right," agreed Naruto, who was eying Vegeta with awe for making Sasuke faint so easily, "I mean, that would be something! I'm ready for anythi-" He was cut off by a sharp smack to the back of his head by Sakura.
"It's master Kakashi's decision any way you bonehead!" she said hiding her giggles as Vegeta took his shirt off (It was very hot you perverts!...pun intended)
"Weelllll…" Kakashi pondered, as if he was really thinking about it, "I suppose it would be cool to see…if you can actually do it." He added with unmistakable 'I-couldn't-give-a-crap-less' tone of voice to Vegeta.
Vegeta growled menacingly at him which made all three of the young ninjas faint while having no effect on Kakashi what-so-ever.
" 'If I you can actually do it' my ass! Watch this!" Vegeta rose into the air and hovered several yards from the ground. Kakashi simply glared.
"Fine," he said with a very annoyed tone, "I'll take you to the village and have someone show you around."
About damn time
With that, Vegeta lowered himself to the ground and, after Kakashi had revived the kids, they walked to the village. Though every now and then Sakura would steal glances at Vegeta hoping that he would take his shirt back off, since he had put it back on now that they were entering a public setting.
END FLASHBACK
"Well forgive me Prince of all I don't care, but I was in a meeting." Kakashi shot at him
"Grrrrrr"
Now don't growl at me, you spiky headed jerk," Sakura (who had taken to stalking Vegeta) thought it was rather odd that someone so calm could so easily lose his temper, and keep it lost, with anybody. Vegeta on the other hand, looked at it as a challenge.
"If you want to fight me so badly," he whispered, "then you had better get all of your funeral preparations ready. You wont come back alive from a fight with me."
Laughing at the menacing glare on Kakashi's face, Vegeta picked up his wallet and coffee and went to leave, nut not before Kakashi stopped him.
"You're making one hell of an enemy, Vegeta" Kakashi said in a low and dangerous voice, "don't fuck with me."
Vegeta broke his thought-to-be-iron-grip with ease and turned to walk away but not before he noticed a note lying on the table he had just left.
"Leaving me love notes, Kakashi?" He said sneered, turning around. But Kakashi wasn't there. Instead, he saw pink hair dashing out the back door.
He picked up the note and read it
"Dear Vegeta,
I don't know if you know this but I have a very big crush on you.
I don't even think you know that I exist.
I would like to see you face to face tonight
Please come to the training grounds
Training grounds 32 if you don't mind
I just have to see you…alone
Please come at midnight tonight
PLEASE…I'll be waiting
Love,
Anonymous
What the hell is that girls obsession with me?
I don't know. She's only known you for one day
Almost two
So what? She might have something up her sleeve
That silver haired fool better not be there too
If he is, just kill him…Wait a second! Are you actually going!
Only to see what she wants
And if she kisses you?
She's dead
You wouldn't!
No, but I like the thought of killing anyone at this moment
Kakashi comes first
Naturally
Well, get to your damn Hotel room before you die of starvation
I'm not that hungry
"GGGRRROOOOWWWWWWWLLLLLLLLLLLLL!"
okay, maybe I am
"Vegeta!" Vegeta turned to see a very nervous Sasuke running up to him.
"What do you want brat?" He growled.
"W-w-well," That machine thingy t-t-t-that y-y-you came here in?"
"What of it?" Vegeta said through gritted teeth, really enjoying the fear he was spreading through the kid's mind.
"W-w-well, we found it a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-"
"OUT WITH IT!" screamed Vegeta out of pure annoyance
"WefounditanditdoesntsayTIMEMACHINEonititsaysDIMENTIONMANIPULATOR" Sasuke said at top speed.
"WHAT!"
"What I just said!" Sasuke finished right before fainting.
"THAT FUCKING DEMENTED WOMEN! SHE SENT ME HERE ON PURPOSE!" Screamed Vegeta, turning Super Saiyain 4. "AARRRRGGGHHHHHHHHHHH!I'LL KILL HER!"
Chapter 3 complete! Please review! I need reviews to keep me going! Next chapter up by tomorrow for sure!