Hey! Thanks for the reveiws!

Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto, DBZ/GT…yeah, yeah, you get it. But I do own the plot! Take that you critics! Heh, heh, enjoy this odd chapter

Sakura's thoughts are in bold and italicized

Chapter 4: Midnight meeting

It had taken Vegeta almost five hours to calm down enough to return to his normal state and to pay the coffee shop owner for scaring all of his customers away. Once he left, he went down the block toward his Hotel but stopped when he saw a really sweet looking Ninja training uniform.

Not that much either

It would look good on me

It's black too

Should I?

Why not? Cant be wearing this one and still blend in

What am I waiting for?

How the hell should I know? Get your ass in there!

"May I, uh…help you?" asked the store clerk, who's name was Ino.

"Actually," Vegeta said rudely to purposely scare Ino…It worked, "I want to buy that thing in the window…the uniform." He walked up to it and was about to tear it down when a sudden shriek made him stop in his tracks. He turned around and saw that it was Ino that had screamed.

"WHAT!" Vegeta yelled at her.

"T-t-t-t-that uniform costs f-f-f-fifty-million yen!" She exclaimed with wide eyes. "Even the Hokage can't afford that!" Vegeta merely stared at her with a raised eyebrow, which for some reason, freaked Ino out even more.

"ARE YOU ACTUALLY GOING TO BUY THAT!"

"STOP SCREAMING AT ME WOMEN!"

"AAIIIEEEEE!" The two of them turned around to see Sasuke, who had just walked in right when Vegeta yelled, fall to the floor, faint.

What the hell is wrong with that boy?

He's afraid of you

Of everything's more like it

"How do you have that much money?" Ino asked, trying to sound curious, more then like a gold-digger.

"I'm rich. How else would I have this much money?" He replied flatly, grateful that she had stopped yelling at her like Bulma.

Ino suddenly looked at him with a whole new interest.

"Oh, in that case, I had better hook you up with everything a great, muscle-man ninja like yourself needs!"

"Now hold on a seco-"

"-Now I will need to get you fitted, hee, hee, so come over here please."

"All I want is the uniform!"

"Well I have to make sure that it would fit you and your manliness,"

"My WHAT?"

"Now don't be so negative," she said sternly but in a really girly voice while she wrapped the measuring tape around his waist, blushing as she got closer, pretending she could read the measurements.

This girl is INSANE!

She obviously thinks you're hot

SO? I'm way too old for her!

Saiyains age differently than humans, remember?

Yes, but-

She must think you're only in your late twenties, early thirties

That MUST be still too old for her…she's not even that attractive

WATCH OUT! SHE'S TOO CLOSE DOWN THERE!

"HEY, WATCH IT!" Vegeta warned as Ino's hand started to get way too close down south (If you catch my drift)

"Sorry," she said shyly, though not meaning one word of it. "You're done now. Go get the uniform.

When Vegeta started walking towards it, Ino quickly clipped a small piece of his hair off. Vegeta had turned around to see what had touched him but Ino had already used her ninja speed to go and start gathering the best (and most expensive) kunai knifes and different kinds of throwing weapons from a shelf far away from him.

Vegeta shrugged and pulled down the uniform. He walked over to Ino, who was at the register.

"What the hell is all this?" Demanded Vegeta when he saw the weapons.

"Well," Ino said sweetly, trying to charm the Saiyain, "they're the best kind of weapons in Konoha! Ever good ninja needs them. You'll want them too if you want to blend in."

"Sigh. How much?" He asked weakly, afraid that he was going to run out of money before he could get back to his own time.

Or own DIMENSION! THAT FUCKING BITCH!

"Seventy-million yen!" Ino said happily.

"HERE!" Vegeta yelled, throwing the money at her.

"Thank you! COME AGAIN!" She yelled to his back.

As Vegeta made his way toward his Hotel…again, he was stopped by Kakashi.

"Yo," he said, grinning through his mask.

"What the hell do you want, one eye?" said Vegeta angrily.

"I'm supposed to show you around dumbass," Kakashi said a little too nicely, making Vegeta glare at him.

"Watch what you say to me, bub," he growled, "You might not walk away from where you stand."

"Oh, Kami help me, I'm soooo afraid of a spiky-haired, can't-smile, blue-suited, unarmed, too-rich, smirking, glaring, swearing, spotlight-stealing, probably-ass-grabbing, love-taking, most-likely-gay, Ninja-Wanna-be!" Kakashi said nearly falling over with laughter at his own joke.

"Come here, Kakashi," said Vegeta in a voice filled with the utmost venom, "I have something I want to give you."

Kakashi, thinking that this loser (he wishes!) couldn't do any kind of damage to him, took a very, very unwise step forward.

Vegeta blasted him in the face with a punch that not only broke nearly every bone in Kakashi's face, but also sent him flying at least tree miles up and out of Konoha.

KAMI that felt GREAT!

And if I ever see him again, I doubt he'll want to see me

And even if he does, he won't live through the experience

Teach him to mess with a Saiyain

Oh, I want to hit him again…so badly

I'll get my chance…soon

Vegeta walked up the steps of the Hotel and went to his room (The Hokage Suite) and immediately ordered room service. After ordering everything on the menu at least twelve times, he took out his uniform and started to change.

Perhaps I should wear this tonight

I can't believe I'm actually going to see that psycho

She can't be worse than the one from the store (shivers)

She might have information…

So? What could she possibly see in me?

It may be because you took your shirt off

I do have a nice body, don't I?

ERGGH! I just got full of myself!

NEVER AGAIN!

No worries there!

Good!

After he had tried on the uniform (it fit like a glove) he looked at the weapons.

I'm never going to use these

He turned to look in the mirror and his jaw almost dropped. (Think about it, this is VEGETA! It takes a lot to make his jaw drop) He looked positively…awesome.

What words could describe it? The jacket he was wearing was jet black with a dark, blood red Dragon on the back. The pants were the same jet black but with a lighter shade of black Dragon wrapping around his right leg. The boots were a very comfortable fit and had thick leather bands that wrapped a little ways up his leg. His gloves were fingerless with small holes on the knuckle, which became more pronounced when he made a fist, and had a small metal sheet that covered the top of his hand.

Ninjas actually wear this stuff?

BITCH should have finished the…machine sooner

What time is it?

…A few more hours

I'm I wearing this then?

I'm I kidding? I'm never going to take it off!

Can it withstand me moving at high speed?

Only one way to find out

…Oh yeah, this outfit stays!

"Knock, knock"

YES! FOOD!

"Coming!"

Three hours and twelve-million yen later, Vegeta left his Hotel room to make it to the training grounds. When he got to the entrance, he felt for Sakura's energy. I sensed it not too far off so he headed in that direction. After a few minutes of waiting in the dark, Vegeta heard footsteps.

Here we go

"Uh…hi, Vegeta," came a shy voice from behind him.

Vegeta turned around but once he did, he wished he hadn't. Sakura gave a very high pitched squeal of delight.

"Oh KAMI, you look HOT!"

"What did you want me to come here for, Sakura?" Vegeta asked as politely as he could yet making a point to sound like he didn't want to be there. (Kind of self-defeating)

"Oh, um…well…" She said, not stopping to look up and down his body several times and thinking Oh man, THIS makes it all so worth it!

"Get on with it girl!"

"Oh, yeah…I wanted to give you…this…"

She wants to give me something? Why not at the coffee house?

Stop rolling your eyes! She might do something you wont expe-

His thoughts were drowned out by the feel of Sakura's lips pressing against his.

Vegeta was so thrown off guard that he stood stunned for a moment before coming to his senses and pushing her away.

"WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT FOR!" He demanded, wiping his mouth and resisting the urge to kill her.

"I love you!" she cried, "I couldn't help it!"

"I bet you could've if you tried!"

"No, seriously!" Sakura explained, "You have some sort of hold on me! You're hot and besides, you can't possibly be that much older than me, right?"

"Heh, heh. Stupid girl! You have no idea…" Vegeta have said, half laughed.

"What do you mean," Sakura asked suspiciously, "What don't I have an idea about?"

"I am at least fifty years older than you." By this time, he was rolling on the ground, laughing his ass off.

Sakura did a little anime sweat drop.

"You c-c-can't be serious…can you?" she asked hoping with all her might that he was joking.

"I'm…as…serious…as…I…can…get…!" Vegeta choked out through all of his laughing.

Sakura, though still shocked, took action and walked over to Vegeta. He was still on the ground, laughing but he had stopped rolling around. She looked down at him and took note that his eyes were closed.

Now's your…second chance, Sakura! DO IT!

In a flash, she had bent down over him and kissed him again but this time, she put her tongue in his mouth.

Vegeta stopped laughing (with difficulty) and opened his eyes. Then he shot out from under her with faster than lightning speed and took off for the air where she couldn't reach him. He stopped and hovered about twenty feet above her head and looked down, yelling,

"WHAT THE HELL IS THE MATTER WITH YOU!"

"GET BACK DOWN HERE!" she yelled back up to him, "I WANT ANOTHER KISS!"

"YOU. ARE. OUT. OF. YOUR. FUCKING. MIND!"

"I'M ONLY INSANE WITH LOVE FOR YOU, VEGETA! "She cried "PLEASE COME DOWN HERE AGAIN."

"NOT ON YOUR FUCKING LIFE, YOU CRAZY BITCH!"

And with that he flew away but not before hearing the parting words of.

"I LOVE YOU TOO, VEGETA!"

Oh, that bitch is dead!

WHY? Why did she kiss me?

And yell...I love you? Erggh!

She really is insane. That Ino Women better not be the same

I'm going to kill her!

Nice to know someone so much younger than you has a crush isn't it?

ABSOLUTELY NOT!

I have to find Kakashi

To kill him?

No, tokeep Sakura away fromme

I WONT ask him for help!

Yes...I have to

So be it!

He's not that far away

This had better be worth it!

So sorry it took so long for this chapter! I had a family emergency. All is well and I'm back on schedual! Review please!