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Disclaimer: I DO NOT OWN THE GODS! ( Or anything else.)

Hey! Hades here. You think you know the story of Hercules? Think again! This time I'm telling the story so it will be all facts. (Yea right) Okay... Let's see, where to begin? I guess to understand tis story, you need to understand that I come from a big family, and none of them are the sugar-coated candy they claim to be. My sister Hera is a jealous freak. My sister Demeter is the reason why you mortals suffer harsh winters, and brutal summers. My brother Posidean rules the sea. If any of you have ever nearly drowned or been attacked by killer zombie fish, he's the one to thank. There should be one more, let me think, Oh yea ZEUS! The famous one. God of the gods. The head haunco. Mr. Big, Mr. High and Mighty, Mr. "Hey you get off my cloud(I love that line from Disneys animated motion picture Hercules) We all love Zeus. Yea right, don't make me laugh. Zeus is the worst of them all. He is the "pimp" of the gods. I can't think of one goddess ( or god for that matter) that he hasn't raped. I mean, even his own sisters go down in the book! Gross!

I guess this whole Hercules affair startes when Hermes brought a note to my chamber. I'm surprised he even came down there for that matter. And guess who it was from, none other than my darling brother Zeus. And what did he want? Well he wanted to tell me that he and his wife had just shared the joys of a new baby and he expected a gift. I don't think he even wanted me at his baby afterparty thingy, or whatever. the note read: " PS You don't need to come. I don't want my baby brother to go through the humiliation of facing every god and goddess on Mt. Olympus. A large gift of appreciation would be just fine. Thanks so much." So what did I do? I payed him a favor. That man can;t host a party, and the gods are very picky. They would have kicked his butt when they found out how big of a drag the party was.

So the minute I step in the door, Zeusy want so act all friendly. He leads me right over to the baby's carriage and shows me the "bundle of joy"

"Here he is Hades," Zeus told me. "Our beautiful boy, Hercules. Here why don't you hold him." He didn't even wait for me to refuse. He just lifted the sucke up, almost dropped him. Luckily for him, I was there. That poor boy would have fallen through the sky if I hadn't been there to catch him.

Seeing how much he needed help, I put together a present. After all, it wasn;t his fault he was born to Zeaus. Taking pieces from different clouds, I creating a baby winged horse for him.

" Here," said handing him the clouds that emidiatly turned intoa horse. "His name shall be Pegasis, and he will forever be your friend," I said as the boy nestled closely to thr tiny winged horse. They were kinda cute actually. Zeus never gave Pegasis a chance.

Later that night my humble wokermen ran into my room laying an infant down at my feet. It was Hercules, but he was different. No longer was he immortal, but human.

" What's he doing here?" I asked concerned for the boy.

"He fell from the sky, and we saved him Master," Panic replied.

"What? This cannot be? Why is he Immortal ,and where is his flying horse?"

" We do not know Master," answered Pain. " He was mortal when we cought him, and I saw no flying horse."

"Okay thank you," I said. I knew not what to do. The kid needed a home, and I knew I could not provide him with what he needed. He should be with other humans. There was an older couple that Zeus had been neglecting. They had always wanted a child, but Zeus would never grant them their wish. Now I could finally help them. " Take the boy to the village in Athens. The small home of Thea and Baronus. They will know how to care for him You may help yourself to a cookie when you get back."

"Thank you Master," they replied in unison. "We shall do what you ask. We like cookies."

And they were gone. I did not know how much that boy would thank me later on, or I would not have helped him. A piece of advice, just stay neutral. It will keep you safe, and when your hot shot brother invites you to his after-baby-yparty-thing, don't go.

Thanks for reading. now review. there will be other chapters to come, but I shall make you wait in suspense for a while. SO HA! If you like what you readtell your friends, and read Happily Never After. THANKS!