Chapter 3
The Revealing of E
E had specifically told Agent Roswell that the killings would be in order. But it's probably hard to believe for you fellow readers who are reading this. Why would a hero kill innocent lives? Innocent Pikmin? Well, if you're so sure that this super hero is a phony well I say you're wrong. Outside of the Royal Gardens of the City Hall, Agent Roswell waited for E to show up. Then it finally happened, but in disguise. E was a bright yellow Pikmin but, what darkened his image was the fact that he was wearing a fedora hat. The front was placed low to keep his eyes and nose hidden. Only his mouth showed. He had a red tie and was smoking illegally in a non-smoking area.
"E?" Agent Roswell asked. In the city you can never be sure if the person you're talking with is actually the guy.
"Affirmative, Agent Roswell," E replied.
"Now shall we move along until…" but E never got to finish his sentence.
Immediately the City Halls went up in flames and a red bolt of lightning erupted from the City Hall.
"What was that?" Agent Roswell asked shocked.
"The question is not what Agent Roswell," E said, "It's who. And that who is Red Frenzy,"
Suddenly the city was filled with a horrible, maniacal laughter. No, it wasn't our hero Captain Ironic Eraser. Lo, it was someone more horrific, and to give you a hint, extremely OBESE. And there it came landing on the ground, only to form a deep hole digging through families of dirt, destroying valuable artifacts, crushing a random submarine, and almost hitting the outer core.
"AKA," E continued, "the Fatman."
Yes, the hint of red, and the enormous clue. From the distance, Fatman exclaimed, "I'M NOT THAT FAT!" E and Agent Roswell went to the large hole and some civilians who were fazed that a Pikmin a size of billboard sign, made such a deep hole.
"Denying that you aren't that fat Mr. Frenzy won't help you out of that hole you made," E said.
Great. Now I'm stuck in a hole and humiliated, Fatman thought to himself. Why did I eat that chocolate tiramisu before going up to eliminate Corporal Hastings?
"Well at least we have our Pikmin," Agent Roswell said.
"No. That doesn't explain the Tower of the Pikmin," E explained.
"Then we'll arrest this guy then!" Agent Roswell complained.
"He's already gone," E said.
Agent Roswell's eyes widened. He looked back into the hole and sure enough, it was true. Red Frenzy, or rather, Fatman, has left and gone back into hiding.
"Well, thank you for being the bearer of bad news!" Agent Roswell exclaimed.
Captain Ironic Eraser sat on his bed watching his brand new 1970s television set. OK, so the television set isn't brand new, but hey, it's authentic. E's going to find me soon. I have to consult with Chancellors Red and Blue, and if they won't give freedom to the Pikmin, I'll have whip up another plan. A few miles away, a council was in motion. It was set out in the Pikmin deserts. It was pitch black and only four Pikmin leaders were there in a shining light above them. They were all sitting down in a quarter of a semi-circle. There was one seat that remained unseated and on the quarter semi-circle table it had all the names of the Pikmin leaders. The empty seated one said, "Corporal Maxwell Hastings."
"One of us has died," Chancellor Blue said.
"We can't have anymore deaths in this council," Chancellor Red said.
Chancellor Red and Blue were not noticeable, since the dark had enveloped their bodies. Vice Chancellor Black was a strange colored Pikmin for not many Pikmin were black. Not to be racist or anything, it's just I've never seen one in the game. He too remained anonymous. The only visible would have been Governor Jacqueline Reese. Yes, to protect her identity, she was known as Governor Jack Reese. She was never shown on television so it was like she never existed. Jacqueline Reese was a bright orange pikmin with long lashes. Simply to say she was a pretty, beautiful female Pikmin.
"Yes, we must avoid being assassinated by this, Captain Eraser and Red Frenzy," she said.
She tapped the table silently twice. She sat next to Chancellor Red on the left.
"What do you suggest, Vice Chancellor?" Chancellor Blue asked.
"I say we use military force," the Vice Chancellor Black said.
Jacqueline tapped the table once, stopped, and then tapped it twice.
"Are you nervous Governor?" Chancellor Red asked.
The Governor looked up and then cried, "Of course I am, I'M NEXT TO DIE!"
Back at Captain Erasers apartment, he looked at his computer. He scanned the computer screen intently. "Thank you very much Governor," he said. Then suddenly millions of screams were audible even to the deaf. Captain Eraser then knew that it was time to spring into action! He flew out of the window and into the open city.
Apparently a gigantic strawberry was in process of attacking the city. "How random….a giant strawberry," Captain Eraser said. "Well this is lame." Instantaneously the ginormous (a mix of gigantic and enormous) strawberry picked up carrier signals from our hero and whacked him hard into a building. The strawberry obviously wasn't sharing the same humor with Captain Eraser. Our hero then grabs numerous of trees and stacks them together into a large stick. He then flies towards the strawberry and without warning, stabs it in the back. But not too soon is Captain Eraser's glory is gone when the takes out the stick and throws it at him. Our hero using, quick movements, ducks and maneuvers into a safe spot to think. What do I do? I'm getting my butt kicked by a large rampaging strawberry! Then it hit him like a stick soaring towards him. He used quick movements and blocked it again.
Using his ESP (extra sensory perception) he looks through a wide building blocking his view trying to find a weak spot. He finally finds a self-destruct button! Who would be stupid enough to put a self destruct button on a strawberry? He flew back and swiftly pressed it. Suddenly the strawberry started twitching, shook madly, and then exploded. But instead of just an explosion, Captain Eraser accidentally flooded the city with strawberry blood! Captain Eraser glared in the vastness of the strawberry goo. Well this figures.
"E, give me another chance!" a man exclaimed. "I have a family!" E simply looked at him. "Sorry," E replied, " but my work must be done."