Chapter 2- The First Day
DDZ: Heeeeelows. Now it's time for chapter 2!
RM: (munches candy)
DDZ: Oh, yeah! I need to give candy to a few people! Thank you so much for reviewing! (gives candy to reviewers)
Reviewers: (cheer happily, munching on the delicious candy that they and no one else got)
RM: Yay! Chapter 2!
DDZ: Yup!
RM: Stop interrupting! (ahem!) You all are SO lucky you reviewed. (nods) OK, now I'm done.
DDZ: (sweatdrop) Riiight... Anyway-
RM: AnyWHO!
DDZ: Anywho-Anywhere-Anywhy-Anyone...ya... Whatever, here comes the chapter!
Readers still left reading this far: Yay!
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DDZ: (takes out squirt gun) (squirt)
(I do not own InuYasha or Jack Sparrow. Nor do I agree with the opinions I shall state.)
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In Kagome's Time
Kagome skips happily down the street singing "La-lala-lala-lala... LAAA!"
A car goes by. "Ah! Hide me!" The cowardly InuYasha shouts, hiding from the car behind a bush.
"Oh, InuYasha, you're such a baby." Kagome tells him, as she then begins shaving her head.
"Oh, Kagome, what have you done to your beautiful hair!" InuYasha shouts, near fainting from the tragic action.
"I shaved it punk. You got a problem wit dat!" Kagome asked harshly, then revealing her previously well-hidden apathy.
InuYasha looked at her as she then rips off her school uniform to reveal a black shirt and long, baggy gothic pants underneath.
"Hmm..." InuYasha thinks hard. "I think there's something a little different about you, Kagome." The stupid hanyou states unable to quite figure out what it is about the strange looking Kagome.
"This is who I am on this side, ya hear! If you don't like it, tough, cause you know what? You a bitch, and yo mama was a bitch too, so shut yo face for I break it, hear!" Kagome tells him, yelling very loudly in his face.
Was she yelling to be tough? Well, of course not, silly, a train was passing by.
"Actually," the idiot dog demon replied, trying pathetically to sound smart for the first time in his life, "My mother was human, I get the dog-demon from my father." He then nods, for he sounded very scientific, and should look it, too. So he puts on a white lab coat, long black rubber gloves, and safety goggles. But then his false intelligence streak deserts him, for he then, in that moment smeared peanut butter all over the goggles, which we all know stains for life.
"Waddeva." Kagome waves her hand, brushing his statement away. The statement screams in agony, for it is being brushed toward Kaede who is rubbing her hands together, looking and sounding quite evil indeed with her "Mwa-ha-ha-ha-ha!".
"We skippin' school today to hang wit my homies, sevey?" she asks, pulling off the punk clothes to reveal a pirates outfit underneath. "Yo-ho-ho, and a bottle of rum!" she adds.
Is she adding it for effect? Why, no. Does she actually have rum? Yes, as she proves when she then pulls it out of her shoe. How did it fit in her shoe? I don't know! What is this, 20 questions? Just read!
"Why's the rum gone?" Jack Sparrow asks as he walks in. "Hey! You stole my rum!" he shouted, snatching the rum bottle from Kagome's hand and running for his poor, pathetic, little, soon-to-end-anyway life, screaming "I got rum!"
Then Kagome, her pirate inspiration gone because of the loss of her precious rum, rips off her pirate outfit to reveal a swimsuit. She then pulls a surfboard out of a nearby tree and says, "Let's go, like, find my friends, dude, and, like, totally hang out, man, ya know, catch some waves? Gnarly, dude. Radical! Shaw..."
Then, InuYasha trips. "Owie!" screams the poor, hurt, sobbing, crybaby of a hanyou, InuYasha, who then breaks into maniacal laughter, screaming something about world domination with the tortises, which he very geniusly calls torti.
In the Forest
"I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves, everybody's nerves, everybody's nerves. I know a song that gets on everbody's nerves, and this is how it goes. I know a song that-" Ayame is then stopped in her lovely favorite song by Kouga's fist being shoved in her mouth, knocking out her teeth.
"Shut up!" Kouga yells at her, for he had been listening to her sing that song for the past three days that they had been walking through the forest, though they had not yet spent three days in the forest.
How is this possible then? I don't know! Ask Kouga, he's the one who did it!
Ayame stops, thinking about what she is going to do now that she is missing teeth. Then, she once again begins to sing, "All I wan for Chwisssmasss isss my two fwon teef, my two fwon teef, my two fwon teef. Deee, if I could onwy hab my two fron teeeeeeeef, Den I could wisss you mewy Chwisssmass. Chwisssmasss. Chwisssmasss!-" Then she stops again, for she at that moment was distracted by the ant on the ground beside her face.
When was her face on the ground, you ask? Why when she fell, silly! Weren't you paying attention! Geeez...
Kouga continues to walk away, completely void of all emotion, as he always is.
Ayame follows him, "Whatcha doooooooin'? . . . Whatcha dooooooin'? . . . Whatcha--" Then she stops, for Kouga had just knocked out the teeth that the magic ant she had noticed on the ground had granted her.
". . . NOOOOOOOOO!" Ayame suddenly yells, making everyone jump, except Kaede, who was already jumping up and down on InuYasha's statement like a trampalene, screaming "Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!"
Kouga does not respond, but continues walking on with the same emotionless expression on his face.
"I love yooooooooou..." Ayame cooes, her teeth once again magically restored, to get Kouga's attention.
Does it work? Why, yes it does, for then Kouga, at that moment, runs screaming through the forest, terrified of his soon-to-come heart attack from Ayame's dreadful words.
Ayame smiles at the possible success of the killing of Kouga. Then, she happily wonders her way in the opposite direction, singing, "I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves..."
In the Room
Sango sits on one end of the room, rocking back and forth in the fetal position, while Miroku stands on the other side.
"Sango...?" Miroku asks, worried about the mental wellbeing of Sango. He takes one step toward her and then stops, for Sango, in that breif moment of time began screaming, "NOOOO! BACK, I TELL YOU! BACK!"
Miroku, stands there confused. "Sango, I only want to help you." He says, ignoring her soon-started-up again screams.
"NOOOOOOOOOO! NOOOOOOO! NOOOOOO!"
Then when Miroku gets close, he leans down to see her face in the dark room.
Sango screams one last time, and then kicks him where it hurts, knocking him out completely, giving her enough time to run to the other side of the room, and continue rocking back and forth in the fetal position. She is now back in the beginning situation, except on the opposite side of the room, and Miroku is laying on the ground knocked out in pain, rather that standing there watching Sango with concern...
With Shippou
Shippou sits there, using his psychic powers to know what is happening with the other groups that he has trapped. "This is not going well." he states to Kirara, who is sitting next to him.
Kirara looks up at him and tilts her head to the side. "Eeeeee?"
Shippou looks at her just before saying, "Yes, Kirara. The coast is clear."
"Oh, good!" Kirara then says in a very deep voice. "I swear, acting like a clueless pet all the time gets on my nerves! So, how are things going, my only friend, Shippou?"
"Oh, I may have to keep Sango and Miroku in there more than I had intended. Miroku is knocked out." Shippou states sadly. "But on a happier note," Shippou stated, cheering up, "Inuyasha and Kagome are doing well. And Ayame and Kouga can't go forever without seeing eachother. Especially since I control the amount of food to hunt and where it is. But if it weren't for that, they would only ignore eachother. And Sango and Miroku... I don't think I can do anything to fix this..."
"But," Kirara says reassuringly, "you do have total control over the Kouga and Ayame situation. And you did predict that Miroku and Sango would be ok in three days, so they will be ok in three days, correct?"
"Yes." Shippou says, happy once again. "Yes, you are correct. Now... to get Kouga and Ayame some food..."
"Yes." Kirara agrees.
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GWSCQ4C (Guy With Strange, Confusing Questions 4 Cliffhanger): What will happen next with Kagome and InuYasha? Will Ayame really try once again to kill Kouga? Will Sango get over her phobia of Miroku? WILL SHIPPOU NEED TO ADD AN EXTRA DAY TO SANGO'S FATE AND WHAT WILL KAGOME TURN INTO NEXT! Tune in next time to find out...
DDZ: Oooh. Such good questions, good questions...
RM: I want candy!
DDZ: Too bad. I will give out free tickets to a concert of your choice if you review. I will not give you candy, because Randomness Master has stolen all of my candy.
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DDZ: But shall I get them, the ones who sent the reviews shall get free tickets to whatever concert they wish.
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DDZ: No, no candy. Please review, and flamers shall get a face full of water from my squirt gun!
RM: And a painful death from me! (goes back to happily munching on DayDreamerz's stolen candy)