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S l e e p i n g B e a u t y!!!
Once upon a time in a land where hedgehogs ran in loops and bats and echidnas looked for emeralds, lived a little blue hedgehog. The little blue hedgehog was very fast, he was also very popular, but above all, he had the world's greatest friends. He was friends with six fabulous fellas, and the little blue hedgehog even befriended four gorgeous girls who were made of sugar, spice, and everything nice. And the Eggman…well…everyone just hoped he'd go away, with a little time…and a little pistol…
And so our story begins here, where the assembly of friends, and the little blue hedgehog are relaxing at the little Café called, the Mario Café.
"Who in there right mind again would name a wonderful café after such a horrible man?" Shadow said looking at the Mario statue in the middle of the café.
"Umm Shadow, you'd better watch what you say, there's cameras everywhere here," Amy said looking around nervously.
Shadow scoffed, "Cameras everywhere Amy? I think not I—"
Rouge silences him and points to the periscope in the middle of their table disguised as a salt shaker turning to look around at everyone. Espio looks in his tea and sees a camera disguised as a bubble and instantly drops the cup.
"Hey Vector look! There's a camera in your chair!" Charmy piped.
"Camera in my seat, huh?" Vector said as if thinking, " Well, I hope they like…THIS VIEW!"
Vector sat on the camera wiggling and romping, "WELCOME TO BUTT CRACK ALLEY BABY!"
Espio, hearing every word shoves the tea way from himself, having lost his appetite, "And that's just one place I don't even want to think about."
"That's enough of this," Sonic said shaking his head, dropping a half camera half piece of toast "Someone get me the waitress!"
The waitress walked up to them, and although she had on a costume, her face was a camera…and she was wearing a blond wig…it was a rather disturbing sight.
"Yeah, when I say everywhere, I mean everywhere," Amy said now inspecting her mug.
"Well, once you get use to 'em, they're not so bad," Knuckles replied, shrugging, "After awhile I think of them as creepy, lonely friends who watch your every move."
He lowered his mug, and the Sonic crew could see that infact, Knuckles had one camera wrapped around his snout, and thousands dangling in his dreadlocks. Everyone stares at him in awe but Knuckles acts as if they don't even exist.
"What? They're my posse. See, here's Steve, Dejon, Joe…"
Rouge sighed, and everyone turned and looked at her and simultaneous said, "ROUGE! WHAT'S WRONG!?"
"Umm…"
"HEY! SIGHS ARE APPRECIATED AND LISTENED TO HERE!" Knuckles shouted turning to look at the rest of the restaurant customers, "AND THE REST OF YOU SHOULD LEARN TO APPRECIATE THEM TOO! AND I LOVE HAVING EVERYONE HEAR MY VOICE!"
"Well, I'm bored, I wish something exciting would happen…"
…Suddenly, the Mario Café front doors burst open and Eggman ran in and headed straight toward Sonic's table. He stopped and caught his breath. And boy did Eggman looked troubled…at least more than usual.
"Eggman! What's wrong!?" Sonic cried standing up.
"Are you having a heart attack?" Shadow asked standing as well.
"The spirits of the ancestors are telling me that Eggman has been outcasted by society, and is now seeking guidance from his foes," Tikal said rubbing the temples of her head, looking mystical.
" Pssh! Hell no! that's so far off that I'd have to get a periscope to see that one," Eggman looks at the center of the table, " Hello…"
"Well, what do you want Eggman?" Tails asked.
"Okay, listen up and good everyone…I was ordered, ordered, to tell you guys, that Sega wants us to make a fundraiser for…unknown reasons…but if we don't do the fundraiser…they'll make a Freddy VS Jason two…
"That's horrible Eggman!" Shadow cried, "What'd make you say such a horrible thing!?"
"Why, its almost as bad as if Sega made a Sonic Adventure PX! The People's cut!" Knuckles exclaimed laughing.
Everyone stared at him, then Sonic crumbled up a napkin and threw it at him.
"Well, anyways, ladies and gentlemen…and Shadow…our fundraiser is putting on a show called…SLEEPING BEAUTY!!!"
"Can I be John Smith?" Shadow called, waving his hand.
"That's Pocahontas…" Tails said.
"Hey, I'm not complaining," Shadow replied shrugging.
"Okay, okay! We need to get to business, I need one hundred percent concentration here!" Eggman said.
"What's your rush man?" asked Sonic, "It's not like the show's starting now or anything."
"Well…it will…in five or ten minutes…" said Eggman perfectly calm.
"WHAT!?" cried Sonic disbelievingly.
"It'll take us days to rehearse, and weeks even learn our lines," Espio said.
"True…but we'll have to turn days into…minutes…and those weeks into milliseconds," Eggman said, stamping his foot, trying to make a point.
"Well, how many people will be at our performance?" Sonic asked.
"…Only the people I invited…." Said Eggman extra slowly.
"And who did you invite, Eggman?" Rouge asked slowly.
"Just the entire Nintendo and Sega universe….[thinks over what he just said] Aww, damn, we're screwed…"
{In A Sega Arena Somewhere…}
For the lovely little play, a group of admirers and fans have gathered to watch and see all, the people grow curious about the lovely little play that the assembly of friends and the little blue hedgehog shall put on.
A good number of Nintendo stars and characters are sitting in a dark arena waiting the great and wonderful performance that Eggman had promised them. And now we join Mario, Peach and Daisy, oh and Luigi's returning with some popcorn.
"Mario, why did you bring us to see this show?" asked Daisy boredly, "And where's that fine hunk of brother you got!?"
"Well-a, the fat man, [watches Wario pass by] the fatter man-a promised to buy-a me a free spaghetti dinner-a if I didn't-a like the show-a!" Mario said shrugging.
"Yeah, he promised to buy me a brand new fleet of ships!" Fox said from behind the red plumber.
"He promised me a horse," Link said.
"He said he'd sell me Sega!" Zelda said smiling.
"Boy, that's one huge debt to pay if he doesn't satisfy all these people," Fox said to Falco.
"Somehow, I believe the only reason we're all here is because that guy made us all promises," Samus replied.
"So why did we even buy these-a tickets that cost two hundred and six-a bucks!?" Mario cried.
Everyone was completely silent thinking, slowly getting mad …
"That guy gypped us!!!"
"I want my money back!"
"Forget that, I gave that guy my sword to get in here!" Marth cried.
"Now that was dumb…" said Samus.
"…After this show, he better hope he gets outta here before I find his fatass," Falco said to Roy.
"Hey everyone! I'm back with the popcorn!" Luigi said.
"Um, Luigi-a?"
"Yes big brother?"
"If I have-a the money-a…how did you-a pay for that-a?"
"Oh," Luigi said, "I just gave that one guy the keys to our house."
Mario sighed, "I mean the keys to all your houses too."
"Somehow, I see that Eggman is benefiting more from this than we are…" Daisy said angrily.
"And when this is all over," Peach said giggling, "I'll free all the ponies from the ranch!"
Roy snapped around to face Peach, as if startled," WHAT PONIES!? THE ONES BY THE LAKE!? THEY'RE JUST….UM…SLEEPING THERE! THEY WEREN'T ALL DEAD!"
{In The Sega Arena Somewhere Backstage…}
The assembly of friends, and the blue little hedgehog are preparing for the lovely little play, as they learn their roles and such…
"Okay everyone, ready to see who you're gonna be?" Eggman asked.
Eggman tromped over toward everyone with a bucket filled with toothpicks.
"Take one, and only one," Eggman said to everyone.
Eggman walked around the circle until everyone pulled out a toothpick.
"I got a blue one, what does that mean?" Amy asked.
"You're one of the seven dwarfs," Eggman said.
"That's Snow White, this is Sleeping Beauty…" Sonic said slowly.
" Damnit Sonic! We don't have time for stupid questions!" Eggman hissed, "We have to instigate…And initiate! Now then, everyone with blue is one of the seven dwarfs!"
"But there's only three blue tooth picks," said Charmy slowly.
"INSTIGATE AND INITIATE!" Eggman hissed.
"Okay then, how about red?" Knuckles asked.
"Evil witch," Eggman replied.
"Purple?" Rouge asked.
"Princess Aurora's mother," Eggman replied.
" Oh no…pink?" Espio asked.
"Pink? You're a fairy!" Eggman said, "How Ka-ute!"
"Yellow?" Tails asked.
"Simba," Eggman said.
"Isn't he—"
"INSTIGATE AND INITIATE!"
"Umm, Eggman, both me and evil-me-rob-the-bank-steal-chaos-emeralds-and-obesses-over-Maria-me got white," Sonic said hiking a thumb to Shadow.
"Mine's more so pearl," Shadow replied.
"White…"
"Pearl…"
"White…"
"Pearl!"
Sonic and Shadow started catfighting each other like third graders, "WHITE!" "PEEEEEAAAAAAARRRLLL!"
Eggman picked up Shadow's toothpick, "Well, you're both wrong, it's actually, snow."
"SNOW!?" Sonadow cried.
"Snow!? When did you have time to make up that color!? It's Pearl!" Shadow cried.
"It's white!" Sonic cried coming after Shadow.
Sonic and Shadow started catfighting again, but this time Eggman was charging at them, for no reason.
"INSTIGATE AND INITIATE!" Eggman cried using the first thing that popped into his mind.
He knocked them both over with a single clothesline and started fighting them both.
"Eggman! Stop fighting! We have to know the rest of the colors!" Cream cried.
"Okay, if you insist," Eggman said pouting, "Green? That means you're Cinderella, Orange, you're Aladdin…"
"Hey Eggman!" Sonic called, dropping an elbow on Shadow.
"Yes darling?" Eggman called.
"What's pearl?" Shadow asked choking Sonic.
"You mean snow?" Eggman asked, "Shadow, you're Snow White, and Sonic, you're Sleeping Beauty."
"WHAT!?"
{In The Sega Arena Somewhere …}
The crowd began to chatter and grow restless for the lovely little play that the assembly of friends and the little blue hedgehog will put on…
"Man, this show had better be really good," Samus muttered, "That guy made me give him my grapple arm to get in here…"
"Why do you need your grapple arm, when you have me…and my arms!?"
The unarmored Samus looked up to see Captain Falcon standing in front of her, and posing.
"Why are you here?" She asked uninterestedly.
"'Cause…I can't think of a good pick up line," he said smugly, as if he was trying to impress her, "Hey, is that chair next to you taken?"
Before Samus could reply, Captain Falcon plopped down and wrapped his arm around the back of her seat.
"Now this is the life, isn't it babe?"
"There is more to me than my looks you know…" Samus said slowly.
Captain Falcon laughed, "Really? Like what? Personality? PSSH! You know, if you weren't as hot as you are…I wouldn't even look at you! Never. Aren't I so nice?"
"You have ten seconds to evacuate before I bounty hunt you…"
The lights began to dim and the audience instantly fell silent. A voice from a loudspeaker projected and the crowd listened.
"Ladies and Gentlemen, please take your seats, our feature presentation shall begin soon…as in right now."
{In The Sega Arena Somewhere Backstage…}
The assembly of friends and the little blue hedgehog were getting prepared for the lovely little play, by getting into costume and character…
Everyone was running around backstage looking around for props and costumes. It was chaotic! And Not like Espio, Vector and Charmy either…
"I'm Sonic the Hedgehog! They can't make me wear a dress!" Sonic hissed, pouting, "...And besides, I ain't got the chest to support this dress!"
"It's not so bad faker," Shadow said.
He stepped in front of Sonic wearing the same dress that Snow White wears in Disney and a similar wig.
"And watch what happens when you spin in this thing! It's magic!" Shadow said.
He spun around and the dress fluttered, "Isn't that cool!?"
However Sonic remained to look unimpressed, "Okay Maria, that's enough…"
"Everyone ready!?" Eggman asked, "I've got the script!"
Eggman went around passing everyone script booklets.
"Umm Doctor," Espio said slowly.
"Yes?"
"There's nothing in here…" Espio said.
"Yeah, so very true," Eggman said.
"You want us to put on a play with no script!? And we haven't even rehearsed anything!?" Rouge growled, "How long did you know we had to do this play!?"
"About a year ago…But I just thought procrastinating would make things more interesting!" Eggman said.
Rouge stared at him then tried to come at him, but Knuckles was restraining her, "Whoa, easy there girl."
"DID YOU JUST CALL ME EASY!?"
"…Yes…"
Slightly surprised by his stupidity, Rouge turned around slowly and started attacking Knuckles, until everyone pulled her off of him.
"Hey come on guys, girls…and Amy, we can pull this off! Now let's go out there, and show 'em what Sega can do!" Sonic said.
"The ole 'We're all screwed speech', good choice," Vector said nodding his head.
{In The Sega Arena Somewhere …}
Soon, the entire Sega Area became dark, and the only light was coming from….Fox's lazer pistol, but it was soon removed by security…and then the only light came from the stage where the lovely little play would take place…
A narration began and it was Cream's voice filling the arena.
"Once upon a time, in a peaceful land was a beautiful Kingdom…
The lights brightened and on the stage was Vector dressed as the King, Rouge as the Queen, and the three fairies were Espio, Charmy and Cheese the Chao.
" [Queen Rouge] I just had my very first baby! I'm…so happy and overcome with joy!"
King Vector stepped forward, "Yeah me too! Ain't that little brat a cute? Well, go hold your child, woman."
Rouge stared at Vector then turned to the crib; she lifted the sheets to the cradle and saw Eggman dressed as a baby.
"Feed me!"
"AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!" Rouge screamed, then she looked at Eggman again, "Eggman! Never again…NEVER AGAIN…"
"Rouge! Pick me up, I'm your baby!" Eggman whispered.
"And how am I to do that!?" Rouge cried, "Your fingers are as wide as my feet!"
"Do it Rouge! Make me proud!" Eggman said.
With tremendous strength, Rouge picked up Eggman then instantly dropped him back in the cradle.
Then Cream started, "Then Suddenly…Evil appeared!"
Red gas filled the stage, and Knuckle appeared, wearing all black and that weird two-coned hat…thing.
"Ha! Rouge couldn't pick up that fat baby! That's why I'm one with the Master Emerald!"
"GASP! It's the evil Queen!" the Fairy Espio gasped, making his wings flap.
"Rouge!" Eggman called, "Cue in Simba!"
"What!?" Rouge called.
"Call in Tails! He's Simba!" Eggman called.
Rouge cleared her throat, "ACK! It is the evil Queen! I call upon my trusted companion Simba! Simba! Help me!"
From behind the curtains, Tails ran out wearing a lion costume, "What do I do!?"
"Whoa!" Fox cried from the audience.
"When in the hell was Simba in Sleeping Beauty!?" Falco barked.
"ATTACK THAT NASTY QUEEN!" Rouge cried.
Cream started up her narration, "But then, Simba took the evil Queen's bribe and turned his back on the good King and Queen! Oh the treachery!"
"The hell?" Gannondorf said.
"Lions know what treachery is?" Luigi asked.
"He-a saw it in-a Scar, didn't-a he-a?" Mario asked.
"…True…and they can smell it!" Fox answered.
"HEY! I'M WATCHIN' THE SHOW HERE!" Daisy barked.
"AND I SMELL SHUT UP!" Fox hissed at Daisy.
"Pwhaha! I, Queen Knuckeletta, have bribed this lion with….CRAYZONS!!! And now, he is a loyal minion!" Knuckles laughed.
Tails instantly ran beside Knuckles, looking even more confused, but then Knuckles stepped forward, "On your son's birthday…"
"Daughter," Rouge corrected bluntly.
"DAMNIT! " Knuckles yelled super loud, letting the whole world know he had messed up.
"I mean Da-Mean it that your daughter, when she's sixteen will prick her finger on…a…HAMMER! And fall into sudden death!" Knuckles yelled.
Both Vector and Rouge gasped then Knuckles cackled. The scene ended and the curtains fell.
"A hammer Knuckles!? A HAMMER!?" Rouge said with her eye twitching.
"Excuse me, but it's Witch-Queen Knuckletta," Knuckles said politely.
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