Chapter 7

The usually calm locker rooms of Raw were alive with noise on Lily's last night with her father before she went to SmackDown. Lily and Randy terrorized the Divas' locker room so much none of the women, except Mickie James, were brave enough to set foot in the room.

Lily bounded happily into John's locker room at the end of the show, still giggling from her latest prank, she and Randy hid a large, hairy spider in Maria's bag and she had come racing out of the locker room, screaming at the top of her lungs. John was pulling on a t-shirt as she walked in and he turned to her when he heard her.

"What did you do now?" he asked, noticing how giggly Lily was.

"Nothing," she said sweetly, kissing him happily.

"It's you who's terrorizing the Divas, isn't it?"

"Maybe," she smiled, plopping down on the couch.

John shook his head as Lily fiddled with his title, spinning the middle, looking amused. She stood up and snapped the belt around her waist.

"What d'you think?" she asked, placing her hands on her hips.

John laughed and moved over to her, wrapping his arms around her waist. Lily looked up at him and he smiled, kissing her deeply. He unsnapped the belt and rested it on his shoulder as they drew apart.

"I like it, but it looks better on me," he laughed.

"Fine, be that way. Oh, guess who's here right now," Lily said, suddenly excited.

"Mark Calloway?" John guessed.

"Nope, my new best friend and fellow prankster—"

"Randy Orton," John finished. "I knew it, you two have been picking on the Divas all night."

Lily nodded and skipped over to the locker room door, flinging it open. Randy smiled down at her and she pulled him into the room.

"Hey John, How's it?" Randy smiled as he and John shook hands.

"What are you doing here man?" John asked curiously, wrapping his arm around Lily.

"Mark sent me to pick up Lily, he couldn't make it," Randy explained.

"Oh, well, you seem to be right at home, wreaking havoc on the women," John laughed, pulling Lily closer to him and handing her his Championship.

"Yeah, well, Lily had already pulled one of the nest pranks to date so I had to join her, you know I can't pass that up."

John looked down at Lily curiously, "What did you do?"

"I filled Candice Michelle's bra with marshmallows, melted marshmallows."

"Why?" John inquired, a smile tugging at his lips.

"To keep the fake boobs in place," Lily said bluntly, holding her hands out in front of her and mimicking a woman with a large chest.

John and Randy burst out laughing as Lily marched around the room, now doing an impersonation of Candice Michelle. Glen came bursting into the room furiously as the three laughed. The look on his face silenced them instantly.

"I figured you'd be here, Orton," Glen growled. "The amount of complaints I've been getting about Lily from the Divas."

John and Lily exchanged a small smile before Glen rounded on his daughter.

"Lily Marie, you better not behave like this while you're gone. I will not be embarrassed by your need to play jokes on people!"

"I can't promise you I'll behave, but I'll try," Lily smirked into her father's furious gaze.

"Just make sure you stay away from Orton. He'll get you into some type of trouble in a second," Glen advised, his temper cooling.

Lily glanced at randy before returning her ice blue gaze to her dad, "Too late, we're already friends, but I'll keep him in line, okay?"

"Keep him in line my ass!" Glen snorted. "Well, you're stuff in still in my locker room, when you two decide to leave it'll be in there. Lily, have fun and behave yourself, I have to run back to the hotel si I won't be seeing you."

Lily hugged her father quickly and he left the room, leaving the three in silence. Randy was the first to speak after the almost awkward pause.

"Well, Lil, we should get going, our plane leaves in an hour."

Lily nodded and turned to John, wrapping her arms around his middle, "I'll miss you," she whispered, letting him kiss her.

"I'll miss you too, have fun," John smiled, kissing her again.

Lily let him go and moved to the locker room door where Randy was now waiting.

"See ya in a month at Wrestlemania!" she waved, blowing John a kiss before following Randy out of the room to get her bags.


The two arrived in Richmond early the next morning. Lily had fallen asleep on the plane so Randy carried her off, placing her gently on one of the chairs in the terminal waiting area. Mark rushed over to them and thanked Randy for his help.

"She's not waking up anytime soon," Randy said, motioning to the still sleeping Lily.

"I didn't get a chance to get her a room at the hotel," mark sighed at his forgetfulness.

"She can stay with me and you can check in in the morning," Randy suggested.

Mark nodded and grabbed Lily's suitcase as randy gathered her in his arms. She unconsciously snuggled her head into the crook of Randy's neck and her smiled as he carried her to Mark's car.


When Lily came into consciousness she was under the covers of a bed she did not recall climbing into. The sun spilled into the room from the window next to the bed and she sat up, taking in her surroundings.

The bedroom was large, across form the bed was an enormous dresser with typical hotel accessories. The closet door in the corner was open only housing a rack of black and red or white t-shirts and a few sports jackets and button up shirts. Lily did not bother to explore the room or connected bathroom further, she just climbed out of the bed and made her was out of the room.

Someone was sleeping on the couch in front of the TV and Lily made her way toward the sleeping form. She smiled at Randy's peaceful face and suddenly had an idea to wake him up.

She stuck her finger in her mouth, soaking it with saliva and poked it into his ear. His eyes shot open and he yelled, sitting up quickly.

Lily burst out laughing as he rubbed his ear, trying to get the cold spit off it. She sat cross-legged on the floor in front of him, her smirk wide with amusement.

"Good morning to you too," he grumbled, stretching and rubbing the sleep from his eyes.

Lily's eyes moved over his bare, muscular chest and she was instantly reminded of John. She bit her lower lip shyly and looked up at him.

"Sorry about that," she motioned to her ear in explanation.

Randy shrugged and rested his elbows on his knees, watching Lily as she sat before him.

"So, why did I wake up in your bed and not my own?" she questioned curiously.

"Because your uncle forgot to get you one, but don't worry, he'll get you one in a little while, you won't have to live with me the entire time."

Lily smiled and shrugged, "I wouldn't mind, if I had to."

"You'd take that back as well," Randy laughed and stood up.

Lily then noticed he was only in his boxers and she blushed even more. Randy didn't seem to notice as he fixed a pot of coffee for the two of them. When it was finished, he handed her a mug and offered her a seat at the wooden table in the middle of the room.

"So, what's in store for today?" Lily asked, trying hard to keep from staring at Randy's scantily clad body.

"Well, we'll be spending most of today in the gym because we tape SmackDown tonight, first taping since No Way Out," Randy informed her.

At that moment there was a knock on the hotel room door.. Randy stood up and strode casually over to it, opening it wide to reveal a stunned Mark who looked from a half naked Randy to a mortified Lily.