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S l e e p i n g B e a u t y!

Once upon a time in a land where hedgehogs ran in loops and bats and echidnas looked for emeralds, lived a little blue hedgehog. The little blue hedgehog was very fast, he was also very popular, but above all, he had the world's greatest friends.

He was friends with six fabulous fellas, and the little blue hedgehog even befriended four gorgeous girls who were made of sugar, spice, and everything nice. And the Eggman…well…everyone just hoped he'd go away, with a little time…and a little pistol…

And so our story continues here, where the assembly of friends, and the little blue hedgehog are performing for a very interested audience.

"Muwhahaha!" The witch Queen Knuckletta laughed, "Love to stick around…but the Witch Queen and Simba gotta biz-ounce! We out!"

A piece of 'Pumpkin Hill' played as Knuckles made a fake gangster sign and vanished in a cloud of red smoke.

And Knuckles 'vanishing' was him, running off the stage when the lights dimmed for a couple of seconds. Tails was smart enough to simply duck under the curtains.

After looking at Knuckles incredulously, Rouge fell to her knees and began to weep, "Oh, my poor, precious daughter! What shall ever become of her?"

King Vector strolled up beside his Queen and patted her reassuringly on the shoulder, "Don't worry babe, our girl's gonna be fine, and if not…"

Vector wiggled his eyebrows suggestively, "We can make another one or two…or ten thousand!"

Rouge lowered her voice so only Vector could hear her, "…You've got three seconds to get away from me before I make you into a pair of cheap K-mart shoes."

The fairy, Espio, took a knee before the sobbing Rouge, "Your Majesty, if I may…I haven't given your daughter my gift yet!"

Rouge and Vector look up as Espio approaches Eggman's crib, "Well…it's true that the fates have gone against you little one…for I can't take away the evil witch's curse…"

Espio paused, "…However, on your sixteenth birthday, yes, it's true, you'll be hit by a…um…mallet, but you will merely fall into a deep slumber, instead of being killed. More like crushed, depending on the velocity of the hammer…But anyways, the only way to awaken the Princess shall be a kiss from a Prince."

Espio turned to face Vector and Rouge. Rouge, playing her role ran to Espio and hugged him "Oh thank you great Fairy for saving my little Aurora's life!"

However, Vector looked displeased, "…So instead you freakin' make her go to sleep? Buddy, you got gypped with the magical powers!"

Baby Eggman pulled on one of Rouge's sleeves, "Momma, feed me!"

Rouge glared at him viciously, "…Get over yourself…"

"And so," Cream narrated, "the magical fairy proclaimed that in place of death, the Princess would fall into a deep sleep, only to be awakened by her one true love."

Captain Falcon stood up from the crowd, "BOO! BORING! HEY SAMUS, WANNA FU--!"

Seconds later, Knuckles peered out from behind the curtains and silence him with a shoe. Mother Hubbard's shoe, "…It's always the jerks in the cheap-seats…"

In The Sega Arena Somewhere Backstage…

Time was almost time for the little blue hedgehog to awe his enchanted audience with his masterful performance…

Sonic rubbed his face furiously; it was soon to be his big entrance, and he knew that he'd loose any type of 'street-cred' after this performance in a frilly, puffy dress.

That is…if he ever had 'street-cred', Knuckles was the hip-hop one…or at least he thought he was.

…Either way after this, he'd be no tougher than Snuggles, the detergent bear. And Snuggles was pretty soft.

…Both figuratively and literally.

"Sonic!"

Sonic turned to look at Amy, "Ready to go on?"

"No," that was the truth.

But either Amy ignored him or didn't hear him; with a giggle she grabbed his arm, "Come on silly, let's go!"

Knuckles smiled, "Ah, look at those two…"

Tails smiled, as Knuckles continued, "…Aaaand I've blanked out…"

With that, Knuckles turned and left a confused Tails, "…Who in the world made you the Guardian of the Master Emerald? …Proves that it must have been inherited…"

In The Sega Arena…

For the lovely little play, the enchanted audience grew much more excite, barely able to contain themselves…

Mario sighed as Peach nuzzled deeper on his arm, "Hey Mario?"

"Yeah-a?"

"Do you remember that one time," Peach giggled cutely, "…That I tried to incinerate the Mushroom Kingdom?"

Mario looked at the giggling blond shocked, "…No-a! Why would-a you do those things-a?"

"Okay, I'm back," Luigi sat down with a variety of goodies, "Link, here's your Sprite, Fox, your lite-butter popcorn, Bowser your kid's meal special."

"GRAAH! (Thank you!)" Bowser grabbed the kid's meal special.

Ganondorf frowned, "Where are my skittles? I thought I asked nicely for my skittles!"

Just as Mario was turning forward, a jumbo-sized box of popcorn was thrown in his face, "(very sarcastic) Oh ex-cusssse me!"

Staring straight at him a row ahead of him was a smug-looking Wario; this was the same dude who had stolen his mail for three months straight, "Hey-a Mario! You're-a so fat you take up the whole row-a! Even if I had thrown that without aim-a I woulda hit ya! 'Cause ya fat! GWAHAHAHA-Wario.Wah.Wah.!"

Mario narrowed his eyes, "Oh hell-a-a-a no! It's-a about to be Melee-a!"

Ganondorf turned to Mewtwo, "See? That's why you have to take over the world, or no one will get you your damn skittles!"

"Look, the show's about to begin again!" Daisy pointed to the stage as the lights began to dim.

"I'll-a see you at the snack bar!" Wario hissed.

"Oh yeah-a! I'll see-a too!"

An angry voice replies, "And bring back my skittles!"

In The Sega Arena …

As the curtains rise and the spotlights began to glow, all fall silent to watch the tale that the little blue hedgehog and friends bring to life…

Cream starts, "As Winter transformed into Spring and to Summer and Fall, the years flew by, and the Princess Aurora grew up into a beautiful young lady. It was the day of her sixteenth birthday, and to celebrate the day, she was with her Fairy Godparents."

"It's the odd parents! Fairly odd parents!"

"..Shut up Knuckles…"

The curtains opened and Sonic was sitting in a meadow with a basket on his lap, looking none too happy, "Oh my…what a nice day it is outside."

He then looks behind the curtains to see Knuckles brandish a CD; the gesture meant, 'If you don't act well, I'll put my CDs out for sell.' -The rhyme was courtesy of Knuckles.

Suddenly, Sonic rose from the floor and became passionate, he even changed the pitch of his voice, " It's such an awesome day! The sun's shinnin', the grass's green. What a day for a nice run!"

"Oh Princess Aurora!"

Cream's narration kicked in, "The fairy/fairy/dwarf Godparents appeared."

Amy, Espio, and Charmy appeared; Amy dressed in blue puffy Shakesphere pants and a blue top and Charmy in a green robe, he didn't need winds…cause he had them already.

"PRINCESS!" Amy, the blue dwarf, tackled Sonic with a hug, "It's so good to see you darling!"

"Ohoho," Sonic grinned evilly at Amy as he pried her off, "Hello dwarf Godparent…Godparent…as in we're kinda related and should respect those boundaries."

"Today's your birthday Princess!" Espio smiled, "And we made you a gift."

Sonic smiled and put his hands on his hips, "Aww, you guys shouldn't have…but really, what is it? A Sega Saturn? A Genesis? Some kind of Game console pre-Shadow?"

"I'll kill you…" A sore Shadow from backstage.

"Didn't you hear him?" Charmy chirped, "He said we made it, not freakin' went to Best Buys!"

"…They probably don't even sell that trash anymore." Shadow again from backstage.

"…What did you guys make me?" Sonic's patience was wearing thin.

"Nah-uh-uh," Amy shook her finger at him, "You'll have to give your Godmother a kiss first!"

Sonic turned to face Espio and Charmy, "…Guys?"

From behind their back, Espio and Charmy pulled out the pink, Disney Sleeping-Beauty dress, "Ta-da!"

"Oh cool, new threads!" and with that Sonic threw off the old dress he was wearing.

Rouge growled and smacked her face, "…Couldn't he do that a little more tactfully? He's a princess!"

"Well, the crowd likes it!" Tails replied.

"Well yosh, he's right," Eggman replied.

In the audience a couple of cat-calls and whoops were showered. One girl, Princess Daisy was standing up with a dollar-bill in her hand, "That's right baby, earn your money!"

Sonic looked at the new, magenta dress appreciatively, then looked at his Godparents, "Aww, thanks guys, I won't forget this!"

He pulled the three of his friends into a hug, which Amy latched onto. And after a struggle of yanking the pink hedgehog from him, Espio spoke, "I forgot to mention, we invited some of your Princess friends to celebrate."

"Really? Are they hot--I mean, that's cool," Sonic smiled.

A paper, cardboard pumpkin carriage appeared on stage with Eggman pulling the carriage as a horse, "Muwahaha-neigh!"

Then Eggman galloped off, leaving Tikal dressed in the powder-blue Cinderella dress.

"Finally!" Falco threw his hands up, "A chick that's actually a chick!"

"…Yeah, things were starting to get weird," Fox said chuckling, then he looked over to Luigi who was dressed like a pink rabbit, "…Nevermind…"

Tikal spun to face Sonic and smiled, "Hello and salutations, Aurora friend! And happy birthday my friend! I shall tell your fortune as a gift!"

Tikal gave Sonic a hug and the blue hero smiled slickly, "It's good to see you too, hehe…"

The Blue dwarf suddenly sprang into action and hammer-smashed both of them, "BE NICE TO THE VISTORS!"

"Hey look!" Charmy pointed across the stage, "Your other Princess friend is arriving."

On the stage, a black, red-striped limo with red-tinted windows pulled up with the license plate reading, 'DaRkONe'

Sonic's face dropped, as well as Princess Aurora's voice, "…You gotta be kiddin' me…"

Frowning from backstage, Vector spoke to Espio, "…Were Limos even invented back then?"

Espio sighed, "…No Vector…"

The limo's last window rolled down to reveal none other than Shadow the hedgehog, "…I was dead serious when I said I was going to commit mass homicide…ON YOU!"

Cream began, "But then, Snow White, the Princess from the rival village showed up."

Knuckles looks excited, "We about to have gang wars up in here?"

Espio turned to look at Knuckles and glared, "No we not about to 'up' and have gang wars! This is classic literature! And clearly, we shall respect those boundaries."

Shadow hopped out of the window and pulled out a gun, courtesy of Shadow the Hedgehog the game, from his dress and held it sideways, "What you want?"

Espio sighed despondently.

Sonic growled, "First, you bring a trashy-banged up limo in my meadow, then you disrespect me in front of my family and you point that weak crappy game-gun at me…Bring it then HO White!"

Knuckles smiled at Espio, and made a basketball-shooting gesture, "Swish, like da cheese."

"That's swiss, ya's moron!" Vector grumbled, "…Idiot can't-a even speak-a good English-o…"

Espio looks on horrified, "…How could we butcher such classic work? …Our karma's gonna put boot to ass for this one…"

"That's right," Shadow said with an evil smile, "Snow White's packin'."

Ganondorf stood up and gasped, jaw-slacked, "Whoa, since when did Snow White roll like that?"

"Hmph," Sonic smirked, "And I thought that dress was only to look cute."

"Well…You're WRONG! The dress is obviously for…um…" Shadow looks confused, trying to think of an answer, then he looks evil again, "…WEAPONS!"

With an evil smile, Shadow fired the gun with the explosive-bangs following afterward, although after the twenty-fourth bang, Shadow frowned, "Why aren't you DEAD yet?"

"What are you talking about?" Sonic stared at Shadow with an even gaze and his arms crossed, "…You barely harm the GUN soldiers in your game with that…thing. It's only good as a noise-maker"

"How could you be concerned about that?" Knuckles gasped, "He would have shot you twenty-four times!"

"Well fine then," Shadow discarded the gun, and began to crack his knuckles, "…I see how we have to settle this…"

"That's right Snow White," Sonic smiled evilly, "A straight-on one-on-one fist fight. It won't be anything like that crap on Ark! …With the weird… glowing green lights…"

"Fine then," Shadow crossed his arms, "Let's battle!"

Just as Sonic made a mad trek at the black hedgehog, Shadow lifted the dress to run and went behind the limo, "…Driver, run him over!"

Sonic skid to a halt as the engine to the car began to rev, "WHAT?"

"What, you think I'd get my lacy-gloved fingers dirty fighting you, when I have a nice, red-and black limo here?" Shadow smirked, "The ultimate limo here! Driver, floor it, I want a blue pancake!"

The limo, just as it was destined to zoom off, the engine spluttered, coughed, copped-out and died. Shadow frowned, "…What is THIS?"

Sonic threw his head back and laughed, "Looks like the ultimate limo is the ultimate piece of crap!"

Shadow snarled, "…Very well then; you have won this round Aurora…you have earned your present from me…but come Christmas…you shall beg for mercy!"

Snow White jet-glided over to the limo and opened the trunk. Aurora's eyes widened, "…What is that?"

Shadow placed the contraption down before Sonic and the others. Fairy Amy looked up, "…I don't know…"

"Apparently… It's a spindle…with a hammer attached to it," said Espio skeptically.

"How does it…work?" asked Sonic.

"I know! I know!" Charmy cried, "It says 'Pull here!'"

Charmy pulled a lever and the hammer, which was attached to a rope swung into motion. Instead on hitting Sleeping beauty on her fingers, the swinging, full-force hammer hit the blue hedgehog in a spot below the waist.

The audience released an, "Ooooooh!"

Sonic instantly dropped to the floor and squeaked, "My merchandise!"

"Aww, damn! I felt that one!" Link cried.

"Oh no! The Princess is asleep! She's not awakening up!" Charmy cried, shaking Sonic.

"…And she won't be getting up after that one," Shadow replied.

"Yeah," Espio looked up at Shadow, and whispered, "…I hope that was scripted…"

"Well, we have to protect our sweet Princess," Amy said, stepping forward, "Or something awful could befall her…"

"Then, the Witch Queen appeared right on cue!" Cream exclaimed.

An intro of 'Pumpkin Hill' played again as Knuckles appeared in a cloud of red smoke, "What up?"

Amy gasped, "Oh!…It's the Witch Queen, Knuckletta!"

"That's right," Knuckles smiled, "…But its business before pleasure, so I'm here to take the Princess Aurora."

"Oh really," Espio scoffed, "And you think we're going to let you walk in here and take her?"

Espio turned to look at the others behind him: Amy was playing with her quills, Charmy was humming, and Shadow was staring straight at him with a, 'You-could-send-him-half-way-to-Bejing-and-I-wouldn't-care look.

"…Just what kind of fairies are you?"

"I'm a dwarf!" Amy chirped.

"Well either way, you'll have to get past all of us if you want to kidnap our beautiful princess!" Espio hissed.

"…You think I'm beautiful Espio?"

"No Sonic, I really don't."

The Witch Queen threw her head back and laughed, "Fine then, I'll take you all on! WITH PREJUDICE!"

The 'Live and Learn' music started to play as Espio, Amy and Charmy charged at an awaiting Knuckles.

Amy swung an intentionally ill swipe at Knuckles who sidestepped and tripped her, then he fake punched a flying Charmy.

Espio appeared out of thin air before Knuckles, "You shall not beat me!"

"Oh yeah? Well try some of this secret evil powder!" Knuckles blew the red powder in the ninja's face, "BLAP!"

Espio blinked and suddenly began to scream, "My eyes! What did you put in this stuff? It's…toxic!"

"Chill out," Knuckles replied, "It's evaporated hot-sauce and goat mcnuggets, from MacDonalds."

"…What are goat mcnuggets!?"

Espio collapsed as Knuckles set his sights upon Shadow, "…"

Just as Shadow was about to turn and walk off stage, Knuckles picked up the limo and threw it at the unsuspecting hedgehog, "…That's for getting your own game before me…And I will have my own game…it'll be called Knuckles the Echidna: da Streets or da Emeralds…and red is the new black!"

Knuckles picked up Sonic by the feet, so that as he walked away, the blue hedgehog's face dragged on the floor, "Oww! Will you pick me up properly Knucklehead?"

The Witch Queen laughed as she threw Princess Aurora over her shoulders, "Oops, we don't want to awaken any sleeping princesses!"

Sonic cracked an eye open, "…Dude, did you just chuck the limo at Shadow?"

"Yeah, but he's immortal or something," Knuckles shrugged, "…I think being immortal means your bones never break or something…"

Cream gasped "The Fair Princess is being kidnapped by the evil sorceress! What fate shall befall the princess? And will she ever be rescued by her true love?"

Falco turned to Fox, "…Do you think the prince will be a chick?"

Fox shrugged, while sipping on a pepsi, "Dunno, but looking at the current trend, it seems promising."

Somewhere outside the Sega Arena…

A mysterious motorcycle rider zips through traffic skillfully, in front of the mysterious rider; the Sega Arena Theater comes to view.

The leather clad, feminine figure smiled, "…Oh yes, Sleeping Beauty, here comes your knight in shinning armor!"

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