Main Pairing: Naruto x Temari, other hints in later chapters.
Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto. I'm hella poor people, hella poor. Great now I'm sad again ; ;
Summary: With Temari as the liaison for the Sand-Leaf alliance, there are chances of attack during her travels. To lower the danger she was provided with an escort with our favorite little leaf ninja (well not so little anymore, but still kinda short), Naruto Uzamaki.
Up and down the streets (or whatever they have) Tsunade ran, not knowing the whereabouts of Naruto, nor did Kakashi. How he managed to elude them both, no one knows.
"Where is he, I can't find him. huff How does he always manage to escape me, especially when I have an important mission for him…when I get my hands on him"
"Heh, I doubt we'll find him. When he doesn't want to be found…..he won't," Kakashi says with a very smug look on his face.
"He just a lazy bum, he does nothing anymore, just sits and….."
"Aaaand"
"That was it, he just SITS and does noting," Tsunade was getting quite fed up with Naruto not doing anymore so she decided of the perfect job for that would keep him busy. And from out of nowhere comes-
"Hey! That's not true at all…" our favorite blonde says walking towards them both.
"Well well well, look who it is" Kakashi was a bit surprised to see Naruto had actually come out of hiding, rather than stay where he was.
"Where the hell have you been, we've been searching ALL day for you!" Angered and frustrated Tsunade could not hold back her anger.
"Since no one ever VISITS me, I figured I stay at my home, that no one VISITS me at!"
"Is that all, awww, poor Naruto no get visits so he does no work" Tsunade says now poking fun at Naruto in a playful way. Her anger was easily subsided when she heard his remark. She thought it was pretty cute of him to do that, another cry for attention.
"Errr that's not funny….I get lonely sometimes"-Naruto
"Well maybe if you DO something you wouldn't BE so lonely" -Kakashi
"But I hate doing stuff," Naruto says with a whine.
"Which proves my point exactly, you're lazy," Tsunade was very good at pushing his buttons. It was her way of keeping him in check.
"So what brought you out of hiding, huh?" Ask Kakashi curious to why Naruto gave himself up.
"Well since you guys were looking soo hard, I figured I'd grace you with my presence," Naruto say in a very high and mighty voice.
"Wow, you really need to do something about that arrogance of yours," Kakashi says like he doesn't get that way sometimes.
"Well goodbye," Naruto attempts to leave but is caught by Tsunade's powerful grip by the shirt, dragging along the way back toward the Hokage's tower while Kakashi goes on his own way.
"Not this time I've got a mission for and you're gonna do it" - Tsunade
"Is it hard?" -Naruto
"Nope, it's quit easy," Tsunade reassures him.
"Is it long," Naruto asks hopping for some more reassurance, but to no reward.
"Yep, HELLA LONG" - Tsunade
"Awww man…this sucks" - Naruto
"Yes, yes it does," Tsunade says with a happy grin know the battle was won.
Tsunade's Office
When they arrive she instructs Naruto on what's going on, what he's doing, and why it's him and no one else.
"So basically, I'm just supposed to take some person back and forth from our village to theirs?" Naruto questioned.
"Yep," Tsunade replies.
"And why?" -Naruto
"To provide a safe passing for whom the chosen liaison is"-Tsunade
"And who is the person" -Naruto
"That's where you come in…." –Tsunade
"I don't understand" –Naruto
"I wasn't finished talking, shut-up, anyway, as you know, Gaara is the Kazakage and being so powerful he doesn't just trust ANYONE with guarding his sister, Temari so he specifically ask for you to do this" – Tsunade
"Why me, what makes me so special?" – Naruto
"I can't believe he's that clueless, Obviously he thinks you're the best candidate because you've done so much to help him in the past, not to mention you defeated him"– Tsunade
"Really now," – Naruto
"--, Yes really" – Tsunade
"So this is a one time thing right" – Naruto
"That's what I wanted to talk to you about. That's the reason we had to find you so bad, it's not a one time thing. As of tomorrow you will be her permanent escort." – Tsunade
"What! How am I supposed to live normally with all that traveling? I'm hardly gonna get any sleep. Do you know how long it is to Sand Village?" – Naruto
"That's the other thing, where ever she is, you will be there," – Tsunade
"Mind running by me one more time?" Shocked and confused Naruto could not even take in what he was hearing.
"Okay Naruto let me explain it slowly; you are a permanent guard to Temari of the desert, until further notice. Everywhere she travels you be there to watch a keep her safe. Since she lives in Sand village, you will be moved there." - Tsundae
"I get it now; you guys are just trying to get rid of me!" – Naruto
"What? No, it's not like that at all…" – Tsunade
"It's exactly like that, because last time I checked; she moped the floor with Ten Ten!" –Naruto
"I know that, but this is a chance for us to finally be in total peace with Sand, not to mention that this was ask for by Gaara himself " – Tsunade
"mumble Okay fine, but I'm only doing it for you and Gaara" – Naruto
"Thank you Naruto, you're doing a great thing for Leaf – Sand alliance," Tsunade gives Naruto a small kiss on the forehead before leaving. "Remember, to pack everything you will be moving out tomorrow"
"Yeah, yeah!" – Naruto
TBC
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