Chapter 15

"Last night at Wrestlemania 22 I was publicly humiliated in front of not only millions of fans, but Mr. McMahon himself," Candice half cried into the mic. "Tonight, I'm going to make the person responsible pay for the humiliation she put me through. Phoenix, I know you're back there you piece of trash! I'm calling you out!"

Lily stood behind the curtain, a smirk on her satisfied face as she listened to Candice run her mouth. She heard her father's music hit and her smile grew even wider.

"Time for an ass whoopin'," Lily assured herself and stepped through the curtain onto the ramp.

She was greeted with loud cheers and chants of 'Phoenix! Phoenix!' Her ice blue eyes fell on a sign in the front row 'Phoenix, raise hell!' and she grinned. The new Phoenix made her way to the ring, climbing to the apron quickly and jumping off the top turnbuckle into the ring where Candice was waiting.

"I'm here Candice, hit me with your best shot," Phoenix taunted as the bell rang for the match to begin.

The two Divas lunged at each other angrily, Candice going straight for Phoenix's hair and yanking it hard. Phoenix yelled out in pure hatred of her opponent and rammed her into the corner of the ring. Candice fought against her with all her might but she would not relent as she rammed her back into the cushioned ring corner.

When Phoenix did finally stop she licked her hand, signaling for the crowd to go quiet. She then Candice with a chop of such force it almost echoed around the arena. The daughter of Kane grinned as Candice screamed from the pain and lurched forward. She surprised Candice with a drop kick to the ribs and went for the cover. Candice kicked out at two and a half, bringing Phoenix into an all out rage.

"I'll show you two counts," she growled, grabbing Candice by the throat and swinging her arms over her shoulder.

In all of five seconds Lily lifted the struggling Candice and choke slammed her to the canvas. She then placed her foot on Candice's chest to indicate a cover and got the three with out even breaking a sweat.

"If you want to call Phoenix out, Candice, you better be prepared," she growled as the ref held up her hand in victory.

With that phoenix strode up the ramp to chants of 'Raise Hell' and through the curtain.

Lily returned to John's locker room, a huge smile on her face. John, Ashley, Trish, and surprisingly, Randy were waiting for her all clapping and looking impressed.

"You killed her!" Trish laughed, handing Lily water.

"I never taught you how to chokeslam," John pulled her onto his lap as he sat on the couch.

"I know, I sorta just…did it," Lily shrugged. "I was taken over by my character. I mean, I was so full of hatred during the match I only remember climbing in the ring and the ref holding my arm up after I won."

"Well it's a record, you beat Candice Michelle in a total of two minutes and forty seven seconds," Randy announced, holding a timer up to Lily.

"Where's my plaque I just broke a WWE record. It should be all over the news: 'New Fiery Diva breaks the WWE's record in fastest way to beat Candice Michelle'," Lily laughed. "Why are you here anyway, Randy?"

He shrunk under Lily's curious gaze and the room fell silent, "I've been suspended. It's in affect two weeks from now."

"You WHAT?" Lily shouted looking furious and dumbstruck at the same time.

Randy looked guilty under Lily's piercing stare and sat down next to John on the couch. "Teddy saw the clip of what we did to Candice and noticed that I was in the room with you when the prank took place. He assumed I had something to do with it and suspended me for sixty days, affective in two weeks tomorrow," he repeated.

"Doesn't your contract with SmackDown end soon too?" John piped up.

"Yeah, if I'm lucky when I come back I'll be on Raw with you guys," he shrugged a glimmer of hope in his eyes.

"No way, that would be amazing," Lily said dreamily. "The Royal Jesters reunited on Raw wreaking havoc with a newly formed D-Generation X. I can see it now."

"I wouldn't get that worked up, Lil," John interrupted her daydreaming.

"And why not?" she demanded.

"Because Paul and I despise each other. I was with Evolution remember. There's a lot of bad blood there," Randy finished John's thought.

She pouted and leaned her head on John's shoulder looking put out. He wrapped his arms around her, kissing the tip of her nose.

"We'll see how it plays out, okay? We've got two months to figure out how to join DX. And there's still that question of if Mike and Paul are even going to agree to reunite anyway."

"Good point…" Lily trailed, throwing her leather glove onto the top of the monitor that were watching. "Well, now that the bad news is out fo the way we should be celebrating my debut match!"

"What do you want to do, hun?" John asked, his hands gently stroking the side of her stomach as she sat on his lap.

She puzzled for a second before her entire nature perked, "Let's hit the club! I need to unwind with the music."

"Then to the club it is! Just after RAW is over. We can't go know Lily," John pointed out. "I still have my Handicap Match that Paul flat out demanded."

"Oh yeah, alright then I'll just chill with Randy while you guys have your matches, okay? We'll see ya at the end," Lily suggested, hopping to her feet.

John agreed and Lily grabbed Randy by the ear, forcing him to his feet as Ashley and Trish left the room. Lily led Randy to catering, not knowing were else to go and the two sat down together at a table in the back.

"Something's bothering you, Lil," Randy leaned in, looking concerned.

"Of course something is bothering me, you just got flipping suspended!" she snapped. "And my dad hasn't said anything to me since this morning."

"Speaking of your dad, here he comes," Randy pointed over her shoulder to an advancing Glen.

Lily turned, looking worried as her father approached the two. His face was blank, as usual, and he took a seat between his daughter and Randy without a word.

"Hi Dad," Lily spoke up, unsure of her father's mood.

He turned to her and she shrunk under his gaze. He broke a smile and laughed at Lily's face, "Congratulations on winning your debut match , Lil. I'm proud of you."

"Thanks for almost giving me a heart attack!" Lily smiled, slapping her father's arm playfully. "And thank you, I even won with your finisher. What do you think about my chokeslam?"

"It was excellent, John must've spent hours teaching you that," Glen praised.

"Actually, he didn't even teach me how to do it. I just did it," Lily shrugged.

"I'm impressed," Glen laughed. "I just wanted to congratulate you. I'll see you back at the hotel, okay?" he stood up.

"Yeah, John's taking me out after the show to celebrate my amazing win."

Glen nodded and left the two in silence. Lily returned her gaze to Randy who looked guilty and ashamed and sighed.

"What am I going to do for two whole months without you to help me prank people?" she asked.

Randy shrugged "I'm sorry, Lil, but you wouldn't have been able to see me everyday anyway. SmackDown gets back on the road tomorrow and since you're a Raw Diva we wouldn't see each other anyway. I'll surprise you when I come back."

"Fine, what can we do for the rest of the night, though? I can't sit here for an hour an do nothing."

"Let's go bug your dad. We haven't done anything to him yet," Randy suggested.

A sudden smile broke across Lily's face, her eyes glinting evilly, "That's a perfect idea. Besides, he needs a reason to call me the Spawn of Satan, so let's give him one."

"That's my Phoenix," Randy laughed, and the two got up from the table to head to Glen's locker room for some last minute prankster fun.