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For Always
Part Five: Party Time!
It was a nice June evening in Konoha. Hinata, Ino, Sakura, Tenten, and Temari were sitting in Sakura's house drinking punch and talking about boys, clothes, make-up, and other girl-talk. They left their kunoichi statuses at the door.
"Well, Shika-kun may act lazy and stuff, but I swear he saves his energy for lights out." There was a round of giggles and blushes at Ino's blunt statement. "What about you Sakura-chan," the blonde Yamanaka asked. "How's Lee-kun treating you?" "He's actually not that bad when we're alone. Once you get him away from that maniac of a sensei, he calms down considerably. Well, he does now. A few times getting plastered to a wall does that to people. Well, except Naruto-kun, but he's a special case."
There was a sharp knock at the door. "Yes! Take-out is here!" Sakura hopped up and hurriedly opened the door. An ANBU was standing there. "Is Hyuga Hinata-sama here?" he demanded as he strode in. Hinata stood up shakily. "I am sir. What's the problem?" Hinata became worried. She was told by Kakashi that Naruto would be leaving for a mission a little earlier that night and that she should spend time with her friends while he was out. He was to return by morning. She was deathly afraid something had happened to him, but sending an ANBU to tell her that? Something else must be going on.
"Hyuga-sama, you are in violation of code NCC-1701-D." "I've never heard of-" Sakura began. "The ANBU silenced her and continued. "Code NCC-1701-D, Participating in a Party Without Proper Entertainment." Ino cued the music. Hinata realized what was going on when the 'ANBU' started dancing and removing his clothes. "Hope you enjoy the show Hinata-chan," Ino told the crimson Hyuga as the stripper worked his craft.
-ooo-
Meanwhile, across town Naruto (who wasn't actually on a mission) was sitting around with Shikamaru, Rock Lee, Gaara, Kiba, and Kakashi talking guy stuff including, but not limited to, new jutsus, shuriken and kunai throwing strategies, tactics, and girls.
Well, the younger shinobi were trying to talk. Kakashi had decided to read a choice passage from his favorite volume of Icha Icha Paradise. "…and the maid let forth a moan as soft as a gentle night breeze holding aloft a sakura petal as her lover… Oh bother, just as it was getting good." Kakashi sighed as a knock at the door interrupted his recital. He read the rest to himself as Naruto answered the door insanely pleased to not have to listen to his perverted sensei anymore.
"Eh, Tsunade-oba chan? What are you doing here?" he asked of the Godaime. Rock Lee looked at her, his face red with guilt and other thoughts as Kakashi's words echoed throughout his head. When he realized his eyes had drifted to Tsunade's ample bosom he squeaked and ran out muttering something about impure thoughts and restoring his fire of youth. They heard a few of those insane tasks he set for himself as he raced into the night.
"I'm here for the party Naruto-kun." She answered The others looked on in wonder as the hokage perused Naruto's music selection. Shikamaru wondered why she didn't try to kill Naruto for the granny remark, but decided to wait and see what happened. Kakashi was here after all.
"No. No. That's no good… ah, here we are." She grabbed the CD and put it into Naruto's stereo. She had quite a few stares aimed her way. Haddaway's What is Love sounded out of the speakers.
Their stares only intensified as she started swaying to the music. Kakashi leaned back to enjoy the show. The kazekage muttered something about the unprofessional attitude of Konoha's leaders. Kiba gawked. Shikamaru muttered his patented 'How troublesome'. Naruto passed out when she took off her shirt.
-ooo-
Naruto opened his eyes to see a grinning Jiraiya in his face. "AHHH!" Panting Naruto tried to slow his heartbeat. "You tryin to give me a heart attack ero-sennin!" The frog hermit kept grinning. "How'd ya like the party brat?"
Naruto glared at him. "It was fine until Tsunade-oba chan showed up and…" He paled as he remembered what happened. "AHHH! What the hell was she thinking? Has she finally drank herself to insanity?" Jiraiya couldn't keep his mirth contained any longer. He broke into fits of laughter as he fell on his rear.
"What's so funny ero-sennin? Tsunade-oba chan has lost her mind! We need to find her and find a way to fix her!" The old man managed to restrain himself. "It was a henge." Naruto stared at him blankly. "What?" "It was a henge Naruto. That wasn't really Tsunade. It was a stripper using Henge no Jutsu.
His next laughing fit came to a quick end as the pissed demon vessel beat the lights out of him. He left to find Hinata, hoping the super pervert didn't do anything to her sleep over at Sakura's.
-ooo-
Naruto and Hinata sat in silence, too embarrassed to talk about their respective nights. Hinata had asked him about his mission, to which he knew nothing about. They had quickly assumed it was a conspiracy between Kakashi, Jiraiya, and Ino. They eventually decided to try and forget about certain events. If that was at all possible.
End Part Five