Chapter 25
"Here is to the successful premier of D-Generation X and it's loverly new member!" Paul toasted, holding up a beer can after the show.
Paul, Trish and Mike had organized a party after Raw to celebrate Lily's joining DX. She was now perched on Randy's shoulders in the hotel ballroom as the other Superstars held up beer cans.
"Congrats!" everyone laughed and drank to Lily. Instead of drinking beer, Lily was sipping a Coke and she laughed, tipping her can.
"Alright, now I think we can pick up some music, get this party rolling," Paul nodded and Randy lifted Lily from his shoulders, placing her on her feet.
She smiled and the music kicked up someone tapped her on the shoulder and she spun around to see John. Her eyes narrowed angrily but the feeling past with the sad look on his face.
"Hey, can we talk?" he muttered, taking her arm gently.
"Of course," she nodded and he led her out of the ballroom into the quiet lobby.
Lily took a seat on one of the leather chairs and John kneeled in front of her. She looked at him expectantly and he sighed.
"Listen, I just want us to be on speaking terms while you're still here. I understand your decision to stay focused on work until you leave and I completely accept that. I just want to know that we're at least friends when you leave," John said pleadingly.
Lily smiled and nodded, "I'm glad you're supportive of my decision and I am more than happy to be your friend. I mean, you've been nothing short of respectful the past few days and I think we can both get through this. I have no problem being friends."
John beamed and got to his feet. Lily followed suit and he hugged her. She closed her eyes, feeling at home in his embrace. She was tempted to kiss him, but pushed the feeling away as the resounding fear of being hurt glanced through her. Although she was reluctant to pull away she did and the two rejoined the party in the ballroom.
Randy pulled Lily onto the dance floor and they grooved to 'Pump It' by the Black Eyed Peas. When it ended she insisted on dancing with her father, who looked completely unenthusiastic so she shoved him aside and danced with John.
Paul and Mike then pulled a little prank on her, surprising her with a pie to the face as she went to leave for the night. She laughed, getting them back with the cream she'd wiped off of her face.
"Alright, I'm going to bed now!" she called, her eyes on Paul and Mike as they comically ate the whipped cream off of each other's faces. They waved goodbye and Lily left, making her way back up to her room to get some sleep before having to get back on the road the next day.
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"Hey, Lily J. I need your help on this!" Paul called to Lily as they planned their next pranks for Raw.
She bounded over to him and looked over his shoulder at the various jotted notes all over his copy of the script. She narrowed her eyes at what they were supposed to be doing in two days and frowned.
"That's stupid, we need more interesting stuff, I mean. I like the whole You going out as Vince and Mike going out as Shane, but you're just making fun of them. We should dump something on them again."
"Like what?" Paul asked, rereading the script when the idea came to mind. "Shit!"
"What's wrong?" Lily asked, thinking he was angry.
"No, I'm saying, we should dump shit!"
Lily considered for a second and laughed, "That's perfect, I love it."
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That Monday, as planned, Lily overheard Mr. McMahon talking to Shane and the Spirit Squad about how bad they were going to beat up DX. Lily frowned when Vince claimed he was going to beat the crap out of them and slipped back to her locker room to report the news.
"It's all falling into place," Paul grinned, he was already changed into his outfit for their match and Mike was lounging on the couch watching the broadcast.
"What are you going to do while we antagonize the McMahons?" Mike asked as the show went to commercial.
Lily smiled and wiggled her eyebrows, "I'm going to do some damage to the Divas."
"How?" Paul asked curiously, looking interested.
"You'll see!" Lily sang and skipped from the room, making her way to the Divas' locker room.
They did indeed see what was going to happen. As soon as the show came back from commercial the cameras were all over the Divas' locker room. Melina was screaming bloody murder and pointing to her locker while Trish was looking mortified at the showers. The camera zoomed in first on Melina's locker and the entire shot seemed to cringe.
Inside was a large amount of severed (Fake) body parts, made to look real with makeup and what looked like a mixture of red dye, water and flour to make the blood look thick as it dried. There was a jar of fake eyeballs in a nasty yellow liquid sitting on top of the locker, so it looked like a scene from See No Evil.
The camera then shifted to the shower where Trish was cringing and trying not to puke. At first it looked like nothing had happened until the camera looked down at the floor. There was a variety of different chopped up materials making it look like it was covered in puke. A crushed beer can and various other alcoholic cans and bottles strewn about the floor to look like someone had gotten drunk.
"Look, on the wall!" Mickie piped up and the camera swiveled to where she was pointing.
Spray painted on the wall, high above their heads was the DX insignia, underneath a large jester's hat with the letters L.J. in the middle.
When Paul and Mike watched this they both cracked up at the sight. Lily bounded into the room as they switched the shot back to the ring where a match was taking place. Both men applauded her vigorously and she bowed.
"Bravo! Bravo!" Mike laughed. "That was one hell of a stunt you pulled missy."
Paul grabbed Lily and gave her a noogie and she laughed, "You did good, kid. I'm glad we recruited you. You've got some real talent."
Lily beamed and took a seat next to Mike, propping her feet up on the table in front of them. She grinned and sat back to watch the rest of the broadcast while Mike and Paul got ready for their appearance.
Lily watched in good spirits and her two henchmen made their appearances. Paul strutting out onto the ramp dressed as Mr. McMahon, his strut spot on as he made his way to the ring. Paul grabbed a mic and started rambling about how he, 'Mr. Vincent Kennedy McMahon,' loves not cocks, but Dicks. For example, Dick Cheney, Dick Edersol, and Dick Clark. Lily giggled when he threatened to fire anyone who came between him and his Dicks but Shane McMahon's music hit and Mike danced out onto the ramp, doing a perfect imitation of Shane McMahon.
"Oh that is so wrong," Lily laughed and suddenly got an idea. She grinned at her brilliance and made her way to the ring taking a back way so she could get to the Porta-Potty they had set up. She climbed onto it, sitting on the top and waited patiently for Vince and Shane to come out.
When the real McMahon's did indeed come out, along with baseball bats and the Spirit Squad, Lily grabbed her own mic and waited for her chance to spoil their day. She grinned when Vince noticed the Porta-Potty, his beady eyes falling on her.
"Hello Vince," she said, waving happily from her perch. "I bet you're wondering what this lovely devise is doing on your stage, yes?"
Vince nodded," Yes, damn it why is it on my stage?" he demanded furiously.
"Well, Vince, you see, it's there because, well," Paul started from the ring and Vince turned his attention back to him.
"It's because you're full of crap," Mike finished and Lily laughed.
"Have fun boys," she smiled and nodded, that's when the heaven opened.
A large barrage of human waste fell down upon the McMahons and the Spirit Squad. Lily almost fell off the Porta-Potty she was laughing so hard. Shane was stupid enough to keep his mouth open when it fell and got a face full of shit.
As the group slipped around in the messy, smelly sludge Lily raised the mic to her lips, still chuckling, her icy eye gleaming with mirth, "Well guys, shit happens."
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A few minutes later the group made their way backstage, all three in high spirits from their success. They entered their locker room to find a ticked off Trish and slightly annoyed Torrie and Melina.
"Hi girls, what's going on?" Lily asked hesitantly as they glared at her.
"You did that to our locker room? What is wrong with you!" Trish exploded.
Lily cringed, a smile tugging at her lips, "Hey, that's why I was hired, to wreak havoc on the Divas because those two can't do it themselves. I was just doing my job."
Trish nodded, a smile now tugging at her lips, "Well it was fucking amazing! You really do have talents, kid. I'm gonna miss you when you leave next week."
"Aw, guys, come on, don't remind me. I love it here," Lily pouted, her eyes welling with tears.
The three Divas pulled Lily into a hug and Paul and Mike looked at each other before joining in comically. Lily laughed when they did and wiped at the tears in her eyes.
"I'll miss you guys too. It sucks that I have to go home early, though. If it weren't for that stupid club incident I'd be here until August, but my Dad is being a bitch about it. He doesn't want me to be around John and Randy longer than I have too. I'll really miss you guys," she sniffed.
"Well, at least you and John are friends, we might see you back here when you're done college, Lil. I know Vince would have you back any day," Trish assured her and pulled her into another hug.
"I hope so," she smiled. "I really do hope so."
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Okay, This is obviously the second to last chapter. It's actually ending faster than I'd wanted but you know, hey. When this is done I will take a small break and then there will most definitely be a sequel, I promise. I already have a title for it: 'Career Choices…With Dad' It'll pick up four years after this story takes place at Lily's graduation…that's all I'll say though. Now go review!