Palmwind POV

Once again, Palmwind was having another one of his dreams about chicken. He had no idea what chicken was, but it smelled good.

(Authors note: JK! I feel like making this chappie funny, this is a joke chappie, this IS part of the real story.)

Once again, Palmwind was having another one of his dreams about playing in a meadow with Crystal. He sniffed some flowers, I think they are daisies! He thought. He picked one up with his teeth and gave it to Crystal.

"Oh, Palmwind, thank you!" Crystal said.

Palmwind awoke. His eyes were barely open, and Tulippaw was standing over him. "Oh, Palmwind, I love you!" She was saying in a high pitched voice.

"Hey!" Palmwind said. "Don't mess with my head."

All of the cats in the den were staring at him. "Who's Crystal?" Someone said.

Crystal POV

Crystal awoke from her comfy chair to a loud booming voice. She looked up. "Ugg, why can't you just leave the radio off in the morning?" She meowed to her owner. But he just bent down and stroked her head. He didn't answer.

Crystal needed to get away from the music. She walked through her kittypet door, and walked into the woods. "Ahhh, peace and quiet." She said curling up in the leaves.

She woke up again about an hour later; Palmwind and Tulippaw were standing over her. "Are you okay?" Tulippaw asked her.

"Why?" Crystal replied.

"A badger just came and almost attacked you! How did you not notice!" Palmwind exclaimed.

"I was sleeping." Crystal said. "I'm a deep sleeper." She walked to the fence where Patch was watching, an amused look in her eyes. Palmwind and Tulippaw followed.

"Hey, Palmwind, who's you girlfriend?" Patch asked. She was looking right at Tulippaw.

Palmwind and Tulippaw instantly jumped apart. "I'm not in-love with her!" Palmwind exclaimed. "She's my clan mate, we were going on a dawn patrol!"

"Oh." Patch said with a little laugh. "I thought you two were in-love!"

Crystal let out a little sigh. "I kinda thought so too." She said. She sat down. "You know, Palmwind, kittypet life isn't really that bad."

"Are you telling me I should become a kittypet!" Palmwind said, shocked as a mouse that was just killed. "No way!"

"Well, I'm just saying, that if you were a kittypet, I could see you more often." Crystal was obviously trying to get him to love her.

"Crystal, I see you enough! I'm not even SUPPOSED to see you!" Palmwind said. "I think it was best if we just stayed apart."