Chapter Three: Briefing

"Uh, Sam, You still have…behind your ear…" Daniel motioned to her.

"Thanks." She moved her napkin and wiped off the shaving cream. "Anymore?"

"No." Teal'c Replied.

"Jack told us ten minutes, but now he's late." Daniel commented. "I wonder why we have a briefing. We're not scheduled for an off world mission."

"I do have something for him." Sam pulled out a bottle. "It's a hair growth serum that the other scientists have been working on. They used some plants from Chulak."

"Are you sure you want to give him his hair back, now that he got you?" Daniel asked her.

"Definitely." She looked up as the General walked in.

"Good Morning. Carter, I see that you have cleaned up quite well." He sat down in his chair and passed them folders. "Siler has told me of you outburst Carter, if this is war, we need rules, and I happen to have some right in my hand"

The three members of SG1 opened the folders and saw only one paper, with one line.

Every man/woman/alien for them selves, use of SGC personal accepted.

Sam looked at her CO. "Is this it?"

"Yep." Jack smirked. "Now I have to go find a hair growth serum." He got up and stared back towards the door.

"Sir!" Sam shouted remembering the serum she had brought. "I have something right here that is guarantied to work. Created by the scientist upstairs, it has even put hair on a hairless rat."

Jack eyed the bottled and decided that it was not a risk. "Thank you Sam." He took it and left.

"So, Sam. What's in the bottle?" Daniel really wanted to know now.

She just gave a coy smile, "You'll see."

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Jack was in the shower, scrubbing his scalp with the serum that Sam had given him. He felt as hair start to grow. Strangely, it burned slightly. He decided that it was nothing and got out of the shower and dried off. He got dressed and felt his hair continue growing. Finally, he went to the mirror to see if his hair was back to normal. He looked at his reflection and felt his blood pressure rise. "CARTER!"

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"I believe I hear Jack, amazing since he didn't use the intercom." Daniel commented as Sam looked at him, got up and left the mess hall and headed in the direction of her lab.

It was good timing too, for right after she turned down the hall, Jack came storming in through the other door, hair still damp.

"O'Neill, you hair is…" Teal'c couldn't bring himself to say it.

"Jack, you hair…it's…back." Daniel knew that he should suppress the laugh that was coming up, so he looked down at the table.

"Yes, I know my hair is Purple! She is really going to get it now." He looked around, and saw Walter. "Which way did she go!" he commanded an answer. Walter just stared at him, let out a yelp then ran off. "He seems to be getting a lot of exercise today." Jack looked around and then started off to Sam's lab, knowing that would be where she would go.

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