Chapter Four: He Did What?

Daniel walked into Wal-Mart at about ten, and saw the person he had talked to earlier. Siler and Walter were in the jeep waiting for him to come out. He had promised them that they would remain anonymous in this. The clerk took him back to the stock and directed him to what Daniel was there for. "Perfect and just the right amount." Daniel made his purchase and the three SGC members loaded the supplies into the back of the jeep and headed back to base. It was a good thing that Jack, Sam and Teal'c were staying there tonight.

They arrived at the base and went into the parking lot to find the three vehicles. "Ready?" Daniel asked. The two air men nodded and they went to work.

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Jack opened the elevator the next morning and found Sam and Teal'c already there. He eyed them suspiciously. "No joy buzzers, no 'Kick Me' signs." He finally decided that it was safe and got on the elevator. "Where're you two off to this morning?" He asked them seeing that they were both in civvies and Teal'c had his hat on.

"Samantha Carter is taking me to a place called IHOP. She said that she was craving pancakes. Would you like to join us?"

"I was planning on heading home, but I could go for some pancakes." They stepped onto the parking level. "Anybody see Daniel today?"

"He said that he had some translations to do and would probably be up all night." Sam answered.

"Figures. If we weren't here, he would most likely starve himself in that lab of his." They walked over to Teal'c's car, since it was the closest, and found that it was covered in…

"Saran wrap?" Sam looked closer at the clear covering on the car.

"Looks like the stuff used in shipping goods."

"Indeed O'Neill. I do believe that one of you has pulled another prank on me. The question is which one." He narrowed his eyes and examined both of his companions.

"We can take my car, looks like there's three inches of this stuff covering yours Teal'c." They walked over a few lanes and found that Sam's car was in the same state. "Sir, that leaves you and Daniel for who had pulled the prank, and I don't think he would do this…"

"He wouldn't even dare…" Jack stopped in mid sentence, and saw that his Truck was also covered. He walked up and felt the layers.

"I would judge that you have the largest layer of covering, O'Neill." Teal'c looked at the layer.

"About ten inches sir…he must have used a lot of wrap." She looked under the truck. "He even got the underside."

Jack looked at the bed and saw that there was even wrap in the bed. "Daniel we are going to get you for this." He shouted.

"Sir, you may be loud, but I am sure he can't hear you this time. For now, let's take the bus."

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Please Review, and plese send me some ideas for other pranks...Like I said, I don't have a diabolical mind...