1 It was a sunny day in Pallet town, the Pidgeys were chirping, and, for some strange reason, the Tangelas were untangling themselves. Today was the day when 10 year olds were given their first pokemon and become pokemon trainers. It was this day that Matt had been waiting for. He packed up his things and set out for Professor Oak's lab. When he got there he noticed the professor giving the last Eevee, the pokemon he wanted, to a guy wearing a stupid purple shirt named Gary. Matt then took out a tiny notepad a wrote "Kill Gary." After he left, Matt went inside and demanded a pokemon.
Prof. Oak: Sorry, your too late..
Matt: I need to have a pokemon.
Prof. Oak: The only pokemon here belong to trainers on journeys.
Matt puts a gun to his head.
Matt: I wasn't asking, note the lack of a question mark.
Prof. Oak: I see. Well...uh...I guess I could give you the medically insane one.
Matt: Ok, were is it.
Prof. Oak: Down the hall. In the box with the sign that says "Please, oh, Please, for the love of all that is decent, Do Not Open The Pokeball In This Box!" It's right next to the gift shop.
Matt: Thanks.
Then he pulled the trigger and a flag that said "Bang!" popped out, and went though his skull pinning his brain to the wall. Matt quickly pocketed the pokeball and Oak's wallet as he ran out of the building. He stole someone's bike as he rode out of town. As soon as he left town he ran into a wild Rattata.
Matt: Um... Whoever you are...Go!
He threw the pokeball and out came a...Mew!(Big Surprise!) He then took out a card that had Mew's stats on it.
Matt: Let's what your attacks are...WHAT!...You only know Pound and Transform! Forget those and use this.
Matt threw Mew a machine gun. Mew then put a mobster hat on and shot Rattata into a million pieces mob style.
Mew: Mew!
Matt: Mew return!
They both got on the bike and went on their way to the next town.