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Namine and Kairi were giggling, thank goodness for Sora's 'knowledge'. Seifer and Riku glared at Sora and Roxas before the 2 waiters turned around. "Drinks comming right up!" Roxas said, sneezing before he turned around.

"Bless you" Everyone in the table chanted at the same time.

"Thanks" Roxas said in his normal boy voice, making Riku and Seifers' eyes widen. Roxas noticed his mistake and quickly covered it up with a random excuse. "It happens when girls mature", he hurriedly grabbed Sora's arm who quickly said, "Ze t'rinks zomming so'".

Riku and Seifer looked as if the two waiters belonged in a mental institution. "You know, that lady sounded much like Roxas, when she said, 'Bless you' " Seifer thought, not knowing what he thought was said outloud.

Namine and Kairi giggled, and turned around so the guys didnt see them roll their eyes in relief. "Well anyway, since no tacky people from the movies are here, what should we do?" Riku asked, scooting his chair more forward toward Kairi. "Uh, wait till we get our drinks?" Kairi suggested, scooting backwards.

"I think not" Riku winked, that was until his soda was spilled on him. "Ooopzie!" Sora said, holding the cup quickly inserting it in Seifer's cupped hand.

"Seifer you bastard! You threw your soda at my face, and now I'm sticky!" Riku hissed at Seifer, noticing the soda cup in his hand.

"No it wasnt me! It was that bald guy!" Seifer turned around, only Sora wasnt there anymore. The drinks were sitting on the table, and although Namine saw Sora grin and disappear, they looked innocent. "Where was the waiter?" Kairi innocently asked, pouting as she said so.

"HOW CAN YOU NOT SEE HIM!" Seifer hissed, throughing his fit into Kairi until Riku had to give him a big slap behind his head, until his fit stopped. Then, Riku gave a bigger slap to Seifer for 'pouring' soda on him.

Roxas and Sora were in the back in the kitchen, laughing their butts off. How were they at the kitchen? It was a coincidence that Sora was a nephew of the manager, and Roxas was a cousin of a waitress, who agreed that Roxas take over his job once time, and Sora for asking for a temporary job.

"HARDYHARHAR!" Sora laughed, slapping Roxas on the back. "So far, so good." Sora smiled.

"Well, unless Riku find out who we are." Roxas admited as he went to serve the salads to the four of them. "Watch and learn" Roxas said as he walked to their table.

With his lady voice he said, "Salads! More for the guys though! That blonde really needs it!" Roxas said, passing out plates and a salad bowl. 'This one is for getting in the way of Namine and I ' Roxas thought as he grabbed the salad bowl, and dumped the whole thing on Seifer.

Quickly, Roxas gave the little item used to pick of the salad leaves ( a/n: totally forgot what to call it xD) and said to Riku, "Hold this now young, sir". Reluctantly, Riku picked up the pincher things, and stared at Seifer, when he managed to get the bowl out.

Ranch and lettace got on his face, and Roxas threw Namine's water at Seifer's face. "Sorry about the drink Namine" Roxas whispered, Namine just nodded grinning at the whole thing. Seifer looked at Roxas as if he was crazy, "ARE YOU MENTAL MS.-"

"Milkendaur" Roxas made up, making Seifer able to finish his sentence.

"ARE YOU MENTAL MS. MILKENDOOR?"

"Milkendaur" Roxas said in frustration.

"Besides, I was only trying to help you, since that young man next to you dumped the salad on your head." Roxas pouted, turning around to Sora, who was laughing.

"Uh, shouldnt we ask them what to order?" Sora asked Roxas who suddenly remembered.

"Oh yeah! Lets both go." Roxas said, grabbing Sora's notepad, and a unicorn pencil which was ALSO Sora's little sisters.

"Zorry we late" Sora said, who he and Roxas rushed to their table.

"What would you like to order?" Roxas asked, his girl voice making Namine burst into a fit of laughter.

"Shrimp pasta!" Namine and Kairi said at the same time. Roxas got annoyed. "WILL YOU PLEASE STOP ORDERING AT THE SAME TIME!", again he reliezed he wasnt using his girl voice. Roxas coughed, "Sickness?" this time with his girly voice. Riku and Seifer, their eyebrows raised, nodded their head.

"And f'e you?" Sora asked, turning to Seifer and Riku. "Uh. We will get the same thing?" they both asked.

"Food comin right up!" Roxas said, rushing back to the kitchen. "Hey, Roxas, how ebout wei gib 'de cook ze night off?" Sora said, another evil grin on his face.

"First of all, dont talk with the accent to me ever, ever again. Second of all, IM DOWN WITH IT!" Roxas said, a evil look on HIS face this time.

Sora and Roxas...COOKIN' :o

"Hmmm...I hope Riku and Seifer like MAYONAISE, cause there is gonna be a lot in it!" Sora laughed, pouring seven jars of mayonaise in the bowl. "I cant believe your uncle let us do this!" Roxas said, shaking four pepper shaker things. "Hmm...now it looks just like normal Alfredo sause!" Roxas grinned, mixing the ingredients together.

"OH! And lets make Riku's hott body wider! THIS ONES FOR GETTING IN THE WAY OF KAIRI AND I" Sora grinned, getting those HUGE sugar bags and dumping it onto the bowl. "Hehehe, someone has the hotts for Kairi!" Roxas said, now turning around for the noodles, which were going to be hard as rocks, since they didnt bother to boil it for more than ten minutes.

"Hmph, I wouldnt be talking. LOOK SIEFERS GOING TO GIVE NAMINE A KISS!" Sora said, pointing at the table.

"WHERE'S THAT SHMUCK!" Roxas said, raising up a sleeve. Sora coughed, giving him the 'sign'. "You bastard" Roxas kidded. "We'll, since we both are jealous, lets ruin their date! You know how Seifer hates spicy stuff and can't stand it? Whoops! Dropped a whole bottle of SUPER SPICY HOT AWESOME SCARYINGLY HOTT SUPER HOT SAUSE." Roxas said, purposly opening the jar, and dropping it's SUPER SPICY HOT AWESOME SCARYINGLY HOTT SUPER HOT SAUSE into the mixture.

"Dinners ready" Sora grinned, putting the food into four large plates.

At the table :D

When Namine and Kairi saw Roxas and Sora comming, Sora was pointing at the food and made the DO NOT EAT signal. Kairi and Namine winked, to show they understood. "Here ze go" Sora said, handing out the plates. "Enjoy your meal" Roxas grinned. Since the two didnt want to miss what was going to happen, they hid behind pots that were close by the table.

Riku and Seifer didnt look at their foods, but stared at the not eating Namine and Kairi. "Eat your food" Riku smiled, wondering how they were hungry earlier, and now werent pigging out on their food.

"The salad got me" Namine smiled, and Kairi nodding her head. "Suit yourself" Seifer said. Seifer took the first bite.

Sora, Riku, Roxas, Kairi, and Namine swore they saw Seifer's head explode to a red cherry. "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! SPPPPPIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!" Seifer screamed, running around in circles.

"Uh, sir, please no running." said some important employee to Seifer.

"SPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPICCCCCCCCCCCYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!" Seifer ignored him and continued running in circles.

"Sir!"

"SPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCYYYYY!" Siefer repeated.

"SIR!" The employee said, grabbing a platter, and whacked Seifer with the plate. Seifer knocked out, was sprawled on the floor. "Oh great, theres some dead guy on the floor. That will reaaaaally attract customers." The employee said with a frustrated look on his face.

"Riku, you should eat your food, you love spicy stuff, right?" Kairi asked Riku, as she looked innocent on the outside, she was laughing her butt off.

"Uh, sure?" Riku asked, taking a bite. Now his first taste was...sugar. "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! THERE IS PURE SUGAR IN MY PASTA!" Riku screamed, also running around in circles.

"I'm not even going to start." Said the same employee, getting a platter and whacking Riku with it.

Reviews pwease? puppy eyes Dont make me do torture time on my stories now:D