1After several seconds of bike riding Matt and company made it to Viridian city. It was there were he saw him, the guy in the stupid purple shirt, Gary! Matt went on peddling at full speed and crashed strait into him.
Gary: What the fuck!
Matt: Uh, sorry about almost killing you. Not!
Gary: No I mean about that chick, she's not wearing a top!
Matt: So, your gay.
Gary: Good point.
Matt: I challenge you to a Pokemon Battle! My Mew against your Eevee!
Gary: Ok.
Matt: Mew go.. Right, not in the pokeball anymore.
Gary: Eevee, I choose you!
Matt: Mew...uh...Transform!
Mew then transformed and cut Eevee into little pieces. His spikey blond hair getting splattered with blood.
Gary: WHAT! Your Mew Transformed Into Cloud!
Matt: Yeah, so.
Gary: That's not even the right game!
Cloud: How dare you use my likeness in this fanfic!
Matt: I say whateva, I do what I want!(Bad South Park Reference)
Matt takes out a rocket launcher and blows up Cloud.
Matt: Take that, your game was mediocre! Oh, before I forget.
Matt then took out a giant rabid monkey and threw it on Gary.
Gary: AHHHH! Ahhhhh! Ah! Oh, oh, oh, yes, YES! Ahhh god! Sound of penis ripping off
Matt then took out his notepad and crossed off "Kill Gary" With that Matt and Misty quickly left town, leaving both Gary's bloody body and the bike which the rabid monkey was humping to millions of pieces. Then Matt and company left on their way to Viridian Forest.
