1When Matt and company arrived outside Pewter City he immediately noticed a sign that said "Are you are powerful pokemon trainer? Then why don't you challenge our gym leader for a badge."

Matt: Intriguing.

Mew: Mew Wants to battle!

Fonzie: Ehhhhhh!

Matt pulls out a shotgun.

Matt: sound of shotgun firing Rest in peace, king of coolness... Ahhh Mew, get off The Fonz. He's a dude!

Mew: MEEEEEEEEWWWWWWW!

Mew goes running to a lake and scrubs the hell out of his balls.

Matt: Well, I better go fight that gym leader.

The group arrives in front of the Pewter City Gym. As they went inside they found out that it was really just a giant hollowed boulder. Inside they found the gym leader just standing perfectly still surrounded y dudes.

Matt: Why are you just standing there?

Brock: I'm stoned.dada crash (Really bad pun!)

Matt: I want to battle!

Brock: Sur...is that chick topless. I give you the badge if I can have 5 minutes alone with her.

Matt: No way she's mine and Mew's!

Brock: I don't see your names on her.

Matt: There tattooed on her left arm right under...Chuck Norris! When did that happen!

Chuck Norris Disguised as Batman: 5 minuets ago in that closet.

But Matt saw through his clever surprise, and he crushed Chuck Norris's head in-between his thighs! (Ultimate Showdown reference)

Brock: That was weird!

Misty: Yeah, It apparently happens a lot around Matt.

Brock: Ok, let's battle! Go Onix!

Matt: Mew transform!

Mew then sucked in Onix and turned into a rectangular pink rock.

Brock: He turned into...Kirby!

Misty: That also happens a lot.

Judge: Matt is the winner!

Matt pulls out a pistol and shots the judge.

Matt: I already knew that!

Brock: Did he just kill that guy!

Misty: Yeah he does that a lot also.

Brock: Well, you one so I'll give you the badge, on one condition.

Matt: What?

Brock: Take me along with you, I want a shot with Ms. D-cup over there.

Matt: Ok, everyone else has already had on.

Brock: What?

Matt: Yeah, she's a whore. I've already done her, like, 20 times.

Brock: Damn it!

With that Matt, Mew, Misty, Caterpie, and Brock left Pewter City and headed toward Mt.Moon.