Title: The gasp INTELLIGENT N00b! (Or So It Seemed)
Author's Note: I was walking across Lumbridge from Draynor Village to Al-Kharid, and a little ol' n00b was obsessively using the action "blow kiss" towards me…He asked me to "b his gf", I said no, he asked me if he could "haf ur sara skrt", I said no, ran into Al-Kharid(he didn't have enough money to get in), and I wondered…what if the world of RuneScape had… an Intelligent N00b?
Disclaimer: I do not own RuneScape, and I sure hope I don't own n00bs! Take em, I don't want em!
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Prologue
Do you really think all Trailborn does in the Wizard's Tower is collect bones from random people wanting to complete a quest? Well, he doesn't. He has a clan of Wizards, clothed in blue garments.
But they aren't the mindless Wizards that some people train on, the ones that even if they're fighting a lvl-126er, they'll keep on fighting… They're just disguised as them. When no one's around, they'll meet in Trailborn's room and discuss softly…
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"Thank you for joining me, Wizards," Trailborn said to the five Wizards gathered around him in a circle. "We all know there is a large issue that can't be stopped."
"And what is that?" Wyrpin asked.
"The Newly-Joined RuneScape Users Who Do Not Have Much Experience In This Game, also known as, the N00bs," he said gravely. "Many brave soldiers tried to wipe out the N00b population, but either the men died, trying to escape the idiocy, or they just…came back. They are a horrible plague, my wonderful Wizards, a plague. But no, I will not do what other men have tried to do. I have a different plan."
"And what is this different plan, Wizard Trailborn?" Wyrpin asked.
"Patience, young Wizard Wyrpin," Trailborn said calmly. "The First Rule of Stories is to always have a dramatic pause before introducing a brilliant and powerful plan."
Dramatic Pause.
"Instead of wiping out the N00b population…" Trailborn dragged his words out longer and longer.
"GET ON WITH IT!" all of the wizards shouted.
"Oh fine, fine," said Trailborn, slightly irritated. "My brilliant and powerful plan is to not kill the N00bs, but create a gas that will hover over Lumbridge, making all of the n00bs INTELLIGENT!"
Pause.
"Well? Where's the applause?" growled Trailborn.
"Well…Wizard Trailborn…" started Wingstaff hesitantly. "With so many RuneScape players rushing in and out of here, how can we build a potion or a gas or WHATEVER it is you're suggesting we
make, without it being spread across the land of RuneScape?"
"I knew you'd ask that!" Trailborn gleefully cried. "I have yet another wonderful invention! I call it…The Lab." Trailborn led the Wizards over to a darkened spot on the wall. "Here," he said, and distributed runes so everyone now had 100 Laws, 300 Airs, and 100 Labs.
"With the new spell I have given you called 'Lab Transport', you can transport to the Lab as long as you have 1 Law, 3 Airs, and 1 Lab in your inventory! Let's go!"
And then they suddenly disappeared, warping to the Lab.
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I know this was insanely short, but thisis just a prologue. Future chapters will be much longer! The next chapter (the beginning of the story, pretty muh) will beginwith the making of this Intelligent N00b Gas. If you read this, I'd love it if you reviewed, and I'll listen to all constructive critisism you have to give me!