"Hey wanna see a movie, Aka-" Ranma said once she got home.
"No!" Akane snapped before he said her name. She raced straight to her room.
Oh god, that was close. It would be terrible if he said my name.
Akane opened her door a crack, looked around, then ran to the bathroom to get soap, a bucket of water (so she won't have to run back and forth for water) and a scrub brush. But right when she was about to head for her room, somebody caught her off guard.
"Akane!" the old pervert Happosai cried out.
Oh, of all the people…fight it! Fight the stupid ink mark! Oh no, losing it…
"I love you!" Akane blurted out. Oh, god! Happosai stopped right in his tracks and began sniffling.
"Oh, Akane! I knew you'd be true to yourself someday. This is all too emotional for me…what I need is a…good cry in your bosom!" As soon as that was said, Happosai leapt right for Akane, but since Akane's hands were full, she couldn't stop him this time. Thankfully, though, Ranma ran right for Happosai and stepped on his head.
"Just what do you think you're doing, you old fart?" Ranma asked suspiciously.
"I was running for my true love! Don't be jealous just because Akane said she loved me and not you!" Happosai said.
"I love you!" Akane said. (A/N he said her name in that sentence)
"See?" Ranma looked terrified.
"Akane?"
"I love you!"
"WHAT? I thought you loved me! Not Ranma!" Happosai ran away crying. Probably those fake tears.
"Akane, cut it out," Ranma said annoyingly. First she said she loved Happosai, now she said she loved him? It was really irritating.
"I love you!"
"Cut it out!"
"Ranma, listen, I don't mean it all, it's just this!" Akane tried to show Ranma her arm, but something was stopping her. Then Shampoo's words came back to her. Is secret, yes? Dammit…
"What is it Akan-" WHACK! Akane hit Ranma with her bucket of water before he said her name again. The water triggered the transformation of male Ranma into female Ranma, so Akane took the chance to run back to her room.