Authors Note:

I'm suffering from writers block. HELP ME!

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Roxas screamed and screamed. "WHAT THE FUCK SORA!" He cried looking at what they had done. He wore a dress that had been worn by the birthday girl. It was small, but it had puffed sleeves and pretty frills. Besides the dress, he wore makeup. Lots of it. There was pink eye shadow, and pink lip gloss, and he noticed...mascara? They put blush on his, and he looked so...gay.

There were high stockings, and those buckle shoes, pasted on his feet. The dress was so small, it was up to his thighs, and he couldn't breathe.

Everyone was still laughing non-stop. "Dammit, Sora" Roxas said teary eyed as he looked at the people before him, laughing and pointing at his face. The only person who managed to stop was Namine. He felt downright relieved. "Roxas, are you okay? Your face is purple." Namine said, as she looked at his purple face, from lack of oxygen. That's when Roxas remembered he couldn't breathe. "Dress...too...small" chocked Roxas. He wasn't going to take off his shirt in front of them, so he grabbed his real clothes that lay on the couch, and ran to the bathroom.

Sora, Namine, Kairi, and the little girls were talking when Roxas came out. His eyeliner was smeared, but still there. His eye shadow, only one eye was covered. The blush, and the lipstick were also smeared, and his mascara was dried across his face, because his burst in tears. "Were you...crying?" Sora asked as he glanced at Roxas.

Roxas sniffled, "No" in a cryish voice. "I'm a man. I big beautiful man!" He said, doing this pose with his hips to the side.

"Whatever" They all happened to chime at the same time.

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On a fresh new Wednesday at school...

Namine and Kairi smiled as they walked to school together, enjoying the cool breeze outside this time of morning. They had just remembered the Roxas incident at the girl's party. They would always get a good laugh at it, even if they were feeling blue. When Kairi and Namine entered the school, they received smiles from people. Being nice, they smiled back. "Hey Namine, Hey Kairi" Roxas and Sora said, coming by. "Hey guys" Kairi said in her usual bored tone.

"I am so bored. And we have a class with Riku and Seifer next period" Namine said, as she and Kairi made a face. The group chatted a bit, until the bell rang, the girls said goodbye to the guys, and walked to science. Much to their relief, Seifer and Riku were absent...but that made Kairi and Namine queasier. Telling by the looks of it, trouble was stirring up.

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Trouble did stir up. When the second period was over, Namine and Kairi saw a note on their lockers. Curiously they read their messages, at the same time, even if they were hundreds of lockers apart.

'Dear Namine/ Kairi,

Please meet us at the beach, so we can talk about random things.

We also have something important to ask you guys.

Please meet us there today at 6:30 sharp.

No need to wear fancy stuff.

-Roxas and Sora'

Kairi and Namine were blank when they had read it. "What?" They asked surprised, as Roxas and Sora never wrote this neat, or did they write in cursive. "Oh well, whatever." Kairi and Namine both said after reading the letter twice. After school, Kairi and Namine met up, holding notes. "Ooh! You got the same note as me!" They chanted at the same time. "Well, whatever"

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Kairi and Namine both walked to the beach, wearing the same jeans they wore to school. With an orange tank top, and her tall high heels, Namine halted. Kairi, wearing a yellow long sleeved with her hair curled in the ends turned to her friend. "What's wrong?" Kairi asked innocently. Namine pointed toward the beach, a fancy dinner table, but instead of Roxas and Sora, it was Riku and Seifer.

Riku and Seifer stood up happily, "Hey ladies" Seifer said with a grin. Namine glared, "What's this about? Where is Roxas and Sora?" she snapped annoyed. Riku pouted, with an evil grin after.

"Whoops? Did we put their names on accidentally?" He asked innocently, Kairi felt her fist clenched, never being more irritated in her life.

"What the fuck are you trying to say?" She said through hissed teeth.

"We are saying that you should be our girlfriends" Seifer said, still managing to smile.

"Never. We are soon to be t a k e n by Roxas and Sora" Kairi glared. She and Namine turned to go, but Namine was blocked by Seifer with every move, and Kairi had her arm held back by Riku.

"Please?" Seifer pouted, as Namine pushed him aside.

"Never." Namine snapped, kicking Riku's leg so he would let Kairi go.

"There will be serious consequences for you guys and your beloved Roxas and Sora." Riku grinned, Kairi rolled her eyes.

"We all take risks" She grunted as she left. She did hear Riku yell out the last words;

"There will be serious consequences!" He yelled as they left, with another glare from the girls.

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Kairi and Namine went to school early that Thursday, frustrated at Riku and Seifer. "Ugh, serious consequenses! Ooh im so scared!" Namine said with a wimpy tone in her voice. Deep inside she was ten percent scared, but she didn't dare show it to her best friend. Kairi pretended to laugh with a scowl. "Heh. Heh." she simply replied, also being afraid of the consequences. When they arrived to school, posters were up on the wall, posters of them. People glared at them when they tried to smile at them.

"Kairi, read this" Namine said as she took off a poster from the wall. It had a picture of Namine and Kairi nerd version, and then there was a picture of the new and improved picture of the two. It had read;

Current 'Kagura' and 'Nanami' are fakes. Just the rejects known as Kairi and Namine. The losers. Don't trust them.

They just want to be popular. They even beat up Sora and Roxas.

"Beat up Sora and Roxas!" Kairi screamed as she read it. She glared, "Riku and Seifer". Namine was scared, what happened to Roxas? What happened to Sora? Riku and Seifer came with an evil grin. "Hey Namine, Kairi." Seifer snickered, with Riku grinning mad. "So, did you enjoy beating them up? With sticks and a whole gang jumping on them." Riku asked innocently.

Namine felt her blood boiling, "What...the fuck are you playing...you bastards!" She snapped as her eyes turned pure black, and her hair seemed to go up.

Riku sighed, "Namine, Namine, Namine, lets just say that they are in the emergency room. We warned you know didn't we? You guys can take a risk, or cant you?" he said, as attention seemed to fill the halls.

"You...sick...whore" Kairi screamed as she slapped Riku across the face, and Namine punching Seifer across the face. Seifer had blood dripping down his mouth, but he only smiled. He then spoke in a loud voice, making sure everyone heard; "Now she is beating us up!"

Everyone slammed Namine and Kairi against the lockers, obviously Riku had something to say and everyone knew it was comming. "If you don't want Sora and Riku to get more hurt, shouldn't Kairi and Namine go out with guys like us?" Riku snickered, chants were heard. Obviously this risk was losing Roxas and Sora, or they would be saved if they went out with their worst enemies.

Kairi and Namine looked at everyone glaring, and glanced and the grinning Seifer and Riku, they both came with the answer.

"Fine, we will" Namine choked back her tears, "We will go out with you, just dont hurt Roxas and Sora"

"Excellent" Riku grinned.

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Yay! I'm cured of writers block, but who knows I probably wont update anymore!

Oh no!

And at the climax to the story too!

What happened to Roxas and Sora?

Is Namine and Kairi going to still go out with Seifer and Riku?

Will Sora and Roxas still go to the dance with now taken Kairi and Namine?

Will the questions never end?

Read next chapter, because its the best one! xD

Ooh and there will be the dance involved...

Maybe xD

Oh, and read my new upcomming HUMOR story. If the story doesnt get 5 reviews from 5 different people,

There is no NEXT CHAPTER...

Mwahahahah

Torture time can be tortureous x3333