THE CURRY OF LIFE
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Naruto and all its characters belong to Masashi Kishimoto
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In this story...we find Neji unconscious. Lee and Ten-Ten carry him over to a near by shop to have him rest from a day's worth of training. It seems Neji has exhausted himself of chakra and needs some food to help him regain energy.
"Good to see you again, Sanshou-baasan!" Lee exclaimed with cheer. "May we have some of your famous 'Curry of Life' for our friend? He fell unconscious during training."
"Ah! No problem!" Sanshou-baasan said to Lee. She turned to her son and said, "Karashi! Go prepare the 'Curry of Live' for our friends here! It's an emergency so make it extra spicy!"
"Thank you so much," said Ten-Ten.
Lee and Ten-Ten put Neji down. Sanshou-baasan came in with a plate full of 'Curry of Life'. It was a very dark color that it almost looked black. It was bubbly and hot.
"Here you go! This batch will surely revive your friend!" said Sanshou-baasan enthusiastically. She takes a spoon full of the curry and stuffs it into Neji's mouth. Suddenly, Neji awoke from his unconsciousness and started sweating. His face was glowing red and puffs of smoke came out of his ears. Neji was twitching and crying. Maybe…the curry was too spicy…Neji passed out.
"Ahh! Neji! H-He…passed out!" yelled Ten-Ten.
"Oh my, oh my," said Sanshou-baasan.
"Feed him more curry! More spice!" exclaimed Lee. Karashi stared down at Neji, who looked as though he was dead, and then went to make the 'Curry of Life' spicier. Karashi went back into the kitchen and added more spice. He came back with a plate full of the spicier curry and shoved a spoon full into Neji's mouth.
"This 'Curry of Life' should do the trick," said Karashi.
Suddenly, Neji awoke from his unconsciousness and started sweating. His face was glowing red and puffs of smoke came out of his ears. Neji was twitching and crying. Again, he passed out.
"Ah, Karashi, you are not making the 'Curry of Life' recipe right! You are 100 years too early to be saying that this is the real 'Curry of Life'!" yelled Sanshou-baasan. She left for the kitchen.
"Neji really worked himself today," said Ten-Ten.
"Just bring on the curry! It's sure to revive him! It revived me so it'll definitely revive Neji," said Lee confidently.
Sanshou-baasan then came in the room with a plate of 'Curry of Life'. This time it was not a dark color. The curry was red; glowing red. It sparkled and shined and bubbled and smoked.
"This is the 'Curry of Life'!" said Sanshou-baasan excitedly.
"Let me give Neji the curry, Sanshou-baasan," said Lee. She gives the plate of the glowing 'Curry of Life' to Lee.
"Ten-Ten, can you open Neji's mouth really wide?" asked Lee. Ten-Ten grabbed Neji's jaw and opened it wide. Lee took the plate and dumped the curry into Neji's mouth. Neji woke up. His eyes popped out and sweat ran down his face. Puffs of smoke came out of his ears rapidly. The most surprising is that flames were coming out of Neji's mouth as though he were a fire-breathing dragon.
"AHHHH! SO HOT! SO SPICY! AHHH! OW OW OW OW OW!" cried Neji. "WATER! NEED WATER!" Karashi came with a glass of water and gave it to Neji. Neji chugged down the glass of water in less than one second. He gasped.
"He revived!" everyone exclaimed. Neji twitched and looked at everyone.
"…This 'Curry of Life'…is one hell of a crazy way to 'revive' someone…" Neji sighed.
"Have some more!" Sanshou-baasan exclaimed and shoved a spoon of the curry into Neji's mouth.
"Ahh!" everyone cried and Sanshou-baasan smiled. Neji turned sweaty and twitchy. He passed out three seconds later. Everyone sighed.
THE END