The Intelligent N00b: Chapter 1

Oops, thanks for pointing that out, Sentrosi! I'll change it to Traiborn in future chapters, Chapter 2 notincluded.

Fruitalicious, I'm glad you liked it:)

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"This is the Lab!" Trailborn announced, looking quite pleased with himself.

The Wizards looked around unimpressed. The Lab appeared to be just another dinky floor in the Wizard's Tower. On the wall splattered in red paint read "THE LAB". In the north corner there was a cell much like the one that holds the Greater (or is it Lesser?) Demon at the top of the Wizard's Tower wth that maniac Wizard dude.

Close to the cell was a rack; what looked like metal bowls hung from it.Towards the east of the room, pressed against the wall, was a semi-circular table. There were jugs, potions, what looked like different dyes, ore, tweezers, rocks, and other various random objects.

"What is that cell for?" Wingstaff asked suspiciously, pointing his air staff at the cell. "Are we copying Crazy Psycho Wizard's idea of putting a Greater (or is it Lesser?) Demon in here?"

"No, of course not. We're already powerful enough – we don't need to train!" snorted Trailborn. "That is for holding n00bs. We must have two test n00bs – one to collect information from his brain to help us with the potion –oh wait n00bs don't have brains—well, inside functioning stuff, and the other n00b is for testing our Intelligent N00b gas on!"

"…And the bowls? What are the bowls for?" Wingstaff moved his staff so it touched the metal bowls.

"Those protect our heads from the stupidity waves n00bs automatically send out," Trailborn answered.

'Do those actually work?"

"Better safe than sorry!" Trailborn said. "Wizard Shadowbolt!"

Shadowbolt, unlike the other Wizards, wasn't disguised as some random Wizard. He had a Shadow Staff and and his own special attack… You guessed it, the Shadow Bolt. The Shadow Bolt is more powerful than a Fire Wave.

He wore robes that were a cross between shade robes and Wizard robes. You never see him while you're roaming the different levels of the Wizard's Tower because his robes blend in to the

shadows, and if you place your cursor over the shadows where you think he is, his name and level blends in, too.

Wait, what am I talkin' about? Cursor? Huh? I act as if the land of RuneScape is some sort of…online RPG game!

Shadowbolt coughed. "Wizard Trailborn…I assume you called my name for a reason?"

Trailborn gave him a funny look. "Huh?"

Sighing, Shadowbolt quoted a snippet of the text above:

"Those protect our heads from the stupidity waves n00bs automatically send out," Trailborn answered.

'Do those actually work?"

"Better safe than sorry!" Trailborn said. "Wizard Shadowbolt!"

Speaking slowly as if talking to a mentally retarded n00b, (aka normal n00b)Shadowbolt said, "So I was wondering why you said my name."

"Yes, yes, I get that now! I'm not stupid!" snapped Trailborn. "Anyway, I called you because you are our fighter/assasin/hunter dude…"

"Yeah, I think we all know that," Wyrpin told Trailborn.

"Wizard Wyrpin, I'm saying this so readers (if there are any, meep) know that Shadowbolt is our fighter/assasin/hunter dude."

"I'm confused," said Wyrpin.

"You always are, Wizard Wyrpin. Now can I get on with it?" shouted Trailborn aggrivated.

Silence.

"Thank you," hissed Trailborn. "As I was saying, Wizard Shadowbolt, as our fighter/assasin/hunter dude, will get the two test n00bs. Don't go easy on them."

"Okay, okay. I'll wrestle 'em into a shadow in the Lumbridge Castle, knock 'em out, stuff em in my backpack, and rush on over here."

"Good plan, Wizard Shadowbolt," cackled Trailborn.

"Evil d00ds cackle, Wizard Trailborn, and we're good guys…we're trying to rid the world of evil!" said Wyrpin.

"N00bs," corrected Wingstaff.

"Same thing."

Shadowbolt shook his head and teleported to his room. (All the Wizards could teleport to their own separate rooms.) He polished his Shadow Staff, put on gray Wizard robes (n00bs often asked hiim "d00d were u get dat1/1/" when he stood in the sun, visible), black boots, black gloves, and a gray Wizard hat. He then completely emptied his backpack and sprayed the strongest level of "N00b Disinfectant" inside. He sharpened a Rune Dagger and poured Weapon Poison on it just in case something happened to his Shadow Staff and slipped it into his belt.

There is the end of Chapter One! Please tell me if you liked it or not, or how I can improve!