1Disclaimer: I don't own anything in this fanfic, except Matt and maybe mobster Mew.
Matt and company were about to enter the Cerulean City Gym when Pee Wee Herman jumped out from behind a bush. Matt quickly solved that by throwing a grenade at him, watching him blow up into a million pieces, and entering the building. Once inside Matt noticed that the gym was a giant aquatic strip joint.
Matt and Brock: SWEET!
Misty: Grrrrrr, sexist pigs!
Matt: Shut up eye candy!
Misty: Yes master!...wait a second.
Matt: Too late you already said it.
Misty: Grrrrrr!
Suddenly, lame club music began playing.
DJ: Welcome challengers! Here comes Candy, Twinkle, and Sperm Dumpster!
On the gym leader side of the field came 3 naked hot chicks, except for the cat ears and tails they had on. Matt, Mew, and Brock instantly jumped onto them and started humping like there was no tomorrow.
Candy: Were the gym leaders here, what do you want?
Matt: I want to battle you! But can you wait until we're finishes.
Candy: Sure, take as long as you want, we'll just give you the badges when your done.
Misty: You can't do that! That breaks the gym leader code.
Candy: Hey sis, I didn't know you were here.
Misty: If you won't fight him then I will!
Candy: Fine, but you have to wear the proper gym uniform take off those cum-stained pants and get on the gym leader side.
Misty: Fine!
Misty slid off her pants and grabbed her pokeballs. (Don't think about like that pervert!)
Matt: Candy and Twinkle, could you walk over to the challenger side, me and Mew aren't quite done yet.
Candy: Sure!
Candy an Twinkle walked over to challenger side.
Matt: Almost...Done. How about you Mew?
Mew: Meeeeeeeeeeew! Mew!
Matt: I choose Mew.
Misty: I choose...Seal!
Candy: Is that the pokemon we gave you to pleasure yourself with!
Misty: "grumbles" Yes.
Matt: Mew use pound!
Mew smacks Seal and it immediately faints.
Misty: Crap! Note to self, don't have sex with pokemon before battle.
Candy: Ok, were's your second pokemon.
Misty: Uh...second pokemon?
Candy: Yeah, your supposed to have two pokemon.
Misty: Yeah, I, uh, have one of those. Wait, what's, AHHH, happening!
Misty's vagina suddenly glowed with a big whitish light and started to bulge!
Misty; Ahhh, you basterd, you did this to me! It's your fault for not using a condom!
Matt: Mew didn't use a condom either, and it was my birthday!
Misty: For the last 2 weeks?
Matt: Yes.
Misty's vagina suddenly dropped out a Burterfree.
Misty: That's were the Caterpie went. Back in you go!
Buterfree: Free, Free:)
Candy: If you do that then you forfeit the match.
Misty: I'm ok with that.
Candy: Then Matt is the winner! Let's celebrate with a sex party!
Matt, Mew, and Brock: Yeah/Mew!
After about 24 hours of non-stop sex, 12 hours of orgies, 2 hours of Misty giving out blow jobs, and Matt getting his badge, Matt and company went on there way to get the next gym badge.