1Disclaimer: I don't own anything in this fanfic, except for Matt and Super Apocalyptic Death Punch
Matt and company were running away from the law, so they decided to hide on the S.S. Anne.
Matt: This boat is fucking HUGE. What do you think Mew?
Mew: Mew! Mew!
Misty: Matt, I'm tired Let's rent a room.
Matt: Fine, I'll see how much they are.
Matt then went up to the counter.
Matt: Yeah, can we have 2 rooms.
Counter Clerk: Hel...why is that chick topless?
Matt: To make me and Mew very happy.
Counter Clerk: Ooooookkkkk. We have one room available, but there is another bed available, but you would have to share it with someone else.
Matt: Ok.
Brock: I call the bed with Misty.
Matt: Damn it!
The group split to each of there rooms, which happened to be next door to each other.
Brock: Bye-bye, Loser.
Matt: Dang, I can't believe this. Oh well.
Matt, thinking: Haha! Misty's tired. He won't get any.
Matt then went into his room, Mew decided to make sure that Brock didn't get any, and noticed a card on the bed. "Hey roommate! Either you were too cheap to buy a whole room, too. Or this was the last room available. Either way I'm a really horny bitch and I need something inside of me, BAD! I'll be back at 4:30." Matt looked at the clock and it said 4:29.
Matt: SWEETNESS!
The door of the room suddenly opened and there stood...Kagome!
Kagome: Oh, thank god you're a guy! I don't want to do that thing with the Totally Spies bitches again. That Clover didn't have to shove that vibrator up my ass.
Matt: That was really hot!
Kagome: I know. I just want to forget that Inuyasha jerk. I caught him doggie stying that Kikyo bitch!
Matt: That gives me an idea.
Kagome: NO!
Matt: Fine!
While in the other room...
Brock: Damn him!
Kagome: Oh Matt! Oh Yeah! Deeper, Matt, Deeper! Oh Yeah! Ohhhhhhhh!
Brock: I'll kill that basterd!
Misty: He's...fucking...another...bitch. I'LL KILL HIM !
Back in the other room...
Kagome: Oh Matt! That was great!
Matt: Yeah! It was way better then that whore I usually fuck!
Misty then bust threw the door and threw a tomahawk, killing Kagome instantly.
Misty: So I'm a whore am I.
Matt: Yes.
Misty: Ok.
Matt: Let's leave this crapshack..
Matt and company were about to leave when Gary stopped them.
Gary: I want to battle.
Matt: Take this!
Matt then took a large metallic sphere and shoved it up Gary's ass.
Gary: Oh Yeah!
Matt and company then ran outside of the ship. Matt then pressed the small red button causing the bomb he shoved up Gary's ass to explode, and sink the ship. Matt and company turned right and continued their adventure.