"Helloooooo, Jay!" Paige shrieked, jumping down off the banister of her stairs when he entered her house.
Caught off guard, Jay didn't have enough time to catch her. Paige hit the ground with a sickening THUD! Jay laughed. He then remembered why he was there. For the party. He looked around and realized all the guests had turned to gold.
"Yay." He thought, "Money."
And then a sprinkle of fairy dust fell out of nowhere and covered Jay's head, making him compassionate towards the half-dead Paige on the floor. He picked her up and carried her twenty miles to the farthest hospital in town.
The next morning when Paige woke up she said, "Jay. I love you."
He rushed up to her and kissed her.
30 years later Jay and Paige Hogart lived in a trailer park right out of Toronto. They had 6 children of their own, 12 adopted children, and 50 foster children, 40 of which already moved out. 30 people living a cramped trailer wasn't very fun so Paige left. She divorced Jay and found Alex, who took a homeless Paige in.
THE END