1Disclaimer: I don't own anything in this fanfic, except Matt and Super Apocalyptic Death Punch!

Matt and company were traveling right to continue there journey.

Matt: Mew, Look at all those trainers in our way. You want to battle them?

Mew: Mew.

Matt: I thought so. Have this.

Matt then took out two machine guns and threw one to Mew. Mew then dawned his infamous mobster hat.

Matt: Ready Mew.

Mew: Mew!

Matt and Mew then mowed down all the trainers until they came to a bridge with a giant back mass blocking the path.

Matt: What is that?

Suddenly, a pop-up window came up and said "You can't wake this pokemon without a pokeflute."

Matt: Screw this. WAKE UP, FATASS!

The Snorlax then woke up. Another pop-up screen said "Wild Snorlax wants to battle."

Matt: Mew, use Super Apocalyptic Death Punch.

Screen: Snorlax has fainted...Matt uses pokeball ...ding...ding...ding! Wild Snorlax was captured. Would you like to give a nickname to captured Snorlax?

Matt: Yeah! I'll call it Pat.

Screen: Pat learned Fist of the Backwind and Stink Torpedo. Mew learns Double Team.

Gasser: You can't use those! They're my moves!

Matt took out a pistol and shot Gasser.

Matt: I'll use them if I want!

The naked 3 year old girl that had been hanging on Brock penis jumped out of his pants and humped Gasser's dead body so hard that her vagina started to bleed.

Brock: Go back to sucking my cock bitch!

3 year old girl: Yes master.

The girl then went back to sucking Brock's cock in his pants.

And with that, Matt and company went on to Lavender Town to continue with their journey.