1Disclaimer: I don't own anything in this fanfic, except Matt and Super Apocalyptic Death Punch!
Matt and company were traveling right to continue there journey.
Matt: Mew, Look at all those trainers in our way. You want to battle them?
Mew: Mew.
Matt: I thought so. Have this.
Matt then took out two machine guns and threw one to Mew. Mew then dawned his infamous mobster hat.
Matt: Ready Mew.
Mew: Mew!
Matt and Mew then mowed down all the trainers until they came to a bridge with a giant back mass blocking the path.
Matt: What is that?
Suddenly, a pop-up window came up and said "You can't wake this pokemon without a pokeflute."
Matt: Screw this. WAKE UP, FATASS!
The Snorlax then woke up. Another pop-up screen said "Wild Snorlax wants to battle."
Matt: Mew, use Super Apocalyptic Death Punch.
Screen: Snorlax has fainted...Matt uses pokeball ...ding...ding...ding! Wild Snorlax was captured. Would you like to give a nickname to captured Snorlax?
Matt: Yeah! I'll call it Pat.
Screen: Pat learned Fist of the Backwind and Stink Torpedo. Mew learns Double Team.
Gasser: You can't use those! They're my moves!
Matt took out a pistol and shot Gasser.
Matt: I'll use them if I want!
The naked 3 year old girl that had been hanging on Brock penis jumped out of his pants and humped Gasser's dead body so hard that her vagina started to bleed.
Brock: Go back to sucking my cock bitch!
3 year old girl: Yes master.
The girl then went back to sucking Brock's cock in his pants.
And with that, Matt and company went on to Lavender Town to continue with their journey.
