Matt here. (The author version, not the carecter.) I'm here to tell you, If you flame or threaten me, I'll rip your fucking nuts off and use them as billiard balls. If your chick I'll...uh...I didn't have anything planed for this...uh..I guess I could..uh... rip your boobs off...no that would be like shitting on the Mona Lisa...uh...I guess I could rip your pussy out and feed it to dogs...screw it... I'll rip your boyfriends nuts off... and If your a lesbian I'll do the ripping out the pussy thing.

Misty: That made me hory!

Matt: You sure it isn't the vibrator you've got shoved up there?

Misty: Maybe?

Matt: That's why I wrote you as a topless D-cup, not much in the brain department.

Misty: I'm topless!

Matt: You are a fucking retard! On with the story!

Everthing went black.

Technical Difficultys!

1Disclaimer: I don't own Pokemon, if I did Misty would be perma-topless!

Matt and company were on their way to Lavender Town, and for once they were already there.

Matt: How the hell did that happen!

Pat: Magic!

Matt: HOLY SHIT! The Snorlax can talk!

Pat: No.

Matt: Ok then.

Matt: Hey! Let's go in that big tower.

Pat: Wait!

Matt: I thought you said you couldn't talk?

Pat: I can't.

Matt: Oh, then Pat attack!

Pat then took the hidden Umbreon, shoved it up his ass, and farted, causing it to be blown into the Pokemon Breeder's house.

Pokemon Breeder: Thank you Mooreluv2006 for making Matt The Author, Bless the very crap he writes, hate Umbreons enough to one!

The Pokemon Breeder then fucked the Umbreon so hard up the ass that it gushed seamen out of every hole on it's body, died, and was shoved up the Breeder's ass. ( Sorry, but if you threaten me, I'll hit you were it hurts, in the nuts! But since she's a chick, she doesn't have nuts, or does she:) I had to rip off her "fictional" nuts, or the pokemon she likes, next time it's Sonic characters though. Mwhahahahahahahaha!)

Matt: Poor Umbreon, I like those pokemon.

Shadow: Where's Matt, I have to fight him?

Matt: Wrong fanfic. You want If I were a ninja.

Shadow: Oh, thanks.

Shadow then disappeared.

Matt: You all ready to go into Lavender Tower?

Mew/ Brock/ Pat/ Misty: Hellz YAH! (I'll never do that again promise.)

Matt: Wait.

Matt then jumped into a bush.

Amy: AHHHHHHH! I was just looking for Sonic!

Matt the shoved his cock into her pussy and humped in and out.

Matt: You...Uhg!...want...Oh yeah!...Sonic games...Uh ha!...It's right above the Soul Blazer series!

Amy: OH YEAH! RIGHT THERE THAT'S THE SPOT!...Thanks...OH YEAH DEEPER!... I'M...ALMOST...DONE! You done yet?

Matt: Yeah!...I'm...on...my second...round...DONE!

Amy then got down on all fours and licked the cum off Matt's dick.

Amy: See you in later chapters, big boy!

Misty: YOU FUCKED THAT...HEDGEHOG!

Matt: Yes, Yes I did.

Amy: Why isn't she wearing a top?

Amy's question never got answered because Misty had removed her cum coated pants and had jumped on top of Amy, and, after much moaning and pushing, had shoved Amy into her vagina.

Amy: Ahhh! Buterfree! Get your feelers out of there!

After a while Misty saw a line of cum drip out her.

Misty: ARE YOU FUCKING MY BUTERFREE IN THERE!

Amy: OH GOD YES!

Misty: Fine, as long as your not fucking my boyfriend?

Matt: Since when am I your boyfriend?

Misty: I let you fuck me whenever you want, right?

Matt: Hellz YAH! ( Damn! Broke my promise!)

Misty: Isn't that what a guy wants a girlfriend to be.

Matt: Hellz YAH! ( I'm getting lazy.)

Misty: Then I'm your girlfriend.

Matt: Ok then.

Brock: I haven't talked all this chapter so here's what I did...

The End.

In the next chapter, Matt and company go inside the tower and kill shit! And Brock fucks a snail!