Mountains Trail
Chapter -1
Naruto, Sakura, and Sasuke where at the bridge where they met everyday for training and missions, as usual Kakashi-sensei had yet to show up, so to buy time Naruto and Sasuke had begun arguing. Well it was more like a one-sided argument, Naruto would boast he could do something that Sasuke couldn't but Sasuke would just ignore him, Naruto began to get irritated that Sasuke wasn't even returning a single thought his way, or anything. He just stood there arms crossed and a scowl set across his face.
"Well fine then, if you're Mr. I-don't-give-a-shit, let's try this! I'm going to jump off Hokage Mountain, and no ninjistu, or anything to help me from crashing to my death." Sakura was all cheers that Naruto would rid himself of pestering her and her precious Sasuke-kun, but to her disappointment Sasuke actually responded to the threat.
"Ok then, but I get to watch." A smirk grew across his face. He knew how to call Naruto's bluffs, and he was getting tired of Naruto's ADD.
"Teme!"
"Dobe." Naruto puffed up his cheeks and stomped off towards the mountain, Sasuke following his every step. When Naruto had gotten to the stairs that lead up the mountain, he grimaced then turned. Sasuke was still standing behind him, smug smirk across his face.
"Well are you gonna go or what I don't want to waste all day hoping you'll jump. Oh and by the way which hokage will be the lucky one that you jump from? Yondime you seem very fond of the fourth, I think he'd be the best one for you Usuratonachi." Naruto mumbled some words under his breath then grabbed the handrail and began to walk up the thousands of stairs. Little to his knowledge the smirk that Naruto had seen soon disappeared when his back turned.
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((Sasuke's version))
Man it's always the same with sensei, he's late everyday, and for some reason Usuratonachi wants to pick a fight, I'm not really in the mood so I'll just let him be well Naruto today. Heh, I guess just letting him rant without my reply really pisses him off. I don't get him sometimes, he acts so angry when I do respond, but when I don't he gets even worse.
He sighed finally giving in to Naruto threats about suicide.
"Heh, fine but I get to watch."
Man that really seemed to surprise him and piss him off at the same time. ha, new recorded, but I hope he backs down from the threat. I don't want to have to save his ass again. Look at him shaking with fear… what!
He…he's heading towards the mountain, well he may be trying to fool me I guess I'll follow, I'd better make up some type of Sasuke line as an excuse to follow him. Up the stairs we go I must admit he's got balls to go this far usually he just laughs it off then talks about ramen, or that pain Sakura-Chan. Uh, don't even want to think about bill bored head. Well half-way there, he hasn't stopped yet. I wonder if he's waiting for me to give up on him.
Heh, not a chance, I wonder if he wants to get me alone with him. Nah even if he was trying to do that as soon as I confessed he would say something like 'ha-ha I got you good fag, datte bayo!'
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((Back to reality))
Naruto walked what seemed like miles up and up the stairs. With each step his stomach twisted tighter into a knot. Normally Naruto couldn't see the workers that where busy building Tsunade's face into the mountain along with the other hokage, but now he was so close he could spit and hit ten guys at once. It would be a good shot he'd admit but things where looking dire. He gulped but kept climbing until he finally reached the summit. Naruto winced and shakingly took one last glimpse back to see if Sasuke had given up yet, but to no avail he was still right there behind him. Damn Uchiha pride he mumbled to himself.
"Alright we're here."
"And Yondime is over there." Sasuke pointed into the faces direction.
"Before I jump I wanna know something, datte bayo!"
"Yeah, what?" Sasuke said losing his self-control. Oh god he's gonna ask me if I love him, damn you baka why did you have to follow him up there?
'so he could get all kissy face with his kitsune.' a mini version of Sasuke said. He was all dressed in black and wore a superior smirk on his face.
'No, he was worried about Naruto-kun. He would never stoop to that.' Another miniature appeared on his other shoulder; Sasuke just stared at the two. I've finally done it! I've gone completely nuts
'yeah and I'm a white dress wearing fairy.'
'It's not a dress! IT"S A ROBE!' the white mini yelled.
'It's a dress it's a dress ' the other sang over and over.
'Don't make me come over there and shove that fork up your-!'
The black mini stopped, stuck out a tongue then disappeared.
'Come back here!' The other poofed out along with him, leaving Sasuke to question his sanity, all the time to Naruto it looked like he was just standing there looking back and forth.
To be frank he was hungry, he hadn't had anything for breakfast due to a new cooler he bought and his energy was down to zero, so he decided to have sit while Sasuke grew ever more pale.
Click...
tick...
tick...
KABOOOMMMM!
Naruto jumped up grabbing at his heart which was almost out of his chest, and half a mile down the road, as a giant blast came from the front of the mountain. Once the dust and peices of falling rock cleared he walked towards the edge of the mountain and slowly looked down. Where Tsunade's head should have been and was almost done...Now there only a crater left, Naruto gulped then did what he always did when he knew he was dead ran.