1Disclaimer: I don't own anything in this fanfic, except for Matt and Super Apocalyptic Death Punch

Matt and company had entered Lavender Tower and were looking around.

Matt: Wow! This place is a cemetery! That means that there's dead bodies above us! That seems impractical

Misty, fingering her slit: "Moan" I love this place! "Moan" I'm a necrofile! Oh GOD YES!

Amy had just started humping Misty's Buterfree, again. Misty started moaning, giggling, humping the air, and "wetting" herself. (Not piss. ;) ) Everyone then stared at her.

Misty: What? You've never shoved something up you vagina, forgot about it, and then orgasm in public because it started moving again!

Man: No, but I have 5 hamsters shoved up my ass at the moment.

Misty: Ew! Why does that turn me on?

Misty then ripped off his pants and shoved his penis up into her.

Misty: OH GOD YES!

Amy suddenly grabbed the new arrival, causing it to erect another 2 inches, making Amy horny, so she shoved it up her vagina. Buterfree, wondering why his sex partner had stopped, suddenly jumped on Amy's ass and shoved his cock up it.

Amy: OWWWW!... OH GOD YES!

Amy's vagina suddenly tightened, surprising the man, making him try to pull his penis out, but couldn't because Amy, whose super tight vagina wouldn't let go of the man's cock, wouldn't fit through Misty's abnormally tight pussy, causing the man's penis to be ripped off.

Misty: Oh my god! I'm SO sorry!

Man: That's ok, now I can follow my dream to become a prostitute!

The man then walked away, and was never seen again, until Brock raped him. The team then went up to the next floor, and there they met Gary!

Matt: How many times do I fucking have to kill you?

Gary: 297,938,647,374,735,745,294,204.5 times.

Matt: Oh, thanks. So what are you doing here?

Gary: I was here to catch ghost pokemon, but then I had a chat with gramps.

Matt: God Damn It!

Prof. Oak's Ghost: That's the guy who killed me!

Matt: Hey! Long time, No See!

Prof. Oak's Ghost: You killed me you basterd! Now you'll pay for your killing!

Gary: Wait! I have to show him my new pokemon!

Prof. Oak's Ghost: Fine! But make it quick!

Gary: After you blew up my ass on the S.S. Anne, I had to find an even bigger pokemon to shove it's cock up me! So I caught this Snorlax and named it John! ( Get it!... I know, it was bad.)

Matt: I have one of those, too! Want to battle?

Gary: Hellz Yah! (Damn it! I suck at this promise keeping stuff!)

Matt: Pat, Go!

Pat: Uh,...I'm already out.

Matt: Oh, then attack, or stuff.

Gary: Go John, My love partner!

Matt: Pat! Use... just a second...

Matt pulls out Pat's move card.

Matt:...Fist of The Backwind!

Pat then farted on his hand, causing a yellow glowing orb to appear there, and threw it at John, blowing him up, his penis wacking Gary in the face.

Gary: Oh, well. At least I have this to remember him by.

Johns penis suddenly disintegrated.

Gary: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Gary then passed out.

Matt: Pat! Return!

Prof. Oak's Ghost: Now! Let the revenge begin!

Suddenly, the ghost of Superman, Pee Wee Herman, the little boys in Viridian Forest, the gym battle judge, Lt. Surge, the people in Mt. Moon, the people on the S.S. Anne, and everyone else Matt and Mew had killed.

Matt: Mew!...I thought we killed...more then this. I'm unimpressed.

Mew: Mew! Memew!

Matt: Let's go! Mew! Use Double Team!

Mew then ran really fast, making it look like there were six of him.

Matt: Mew! Use Transform!

Mew then transformed and got into six individual robot animals and transformed into a giant humanoid robot and killed all the ghost with it's sword.

Prof. Oak's Ghost: Holy shit! Mew transformed into the Power Rangers.

Matt: Yes.

Prof. Oak's Ghost: Good you pass the test.

Matt: WHAT! I killed you!

Prof. Oak's Ghost: No, I killed me. I don't need my brain to be a pokemon prof. I just hand out stuff to trainers. I'm actually retarded. After you shot my brain out I took a suicide pill.

Matt: What do I win?

Prof. Oak's Ghost: Nothing! I'm retarded remember.

Matt: FUCK YOU OLD MAN!

Matt then ripped off his nuts and shoved them up Gary's ass.

Prof. Oak's Ghost: I won't go in there! Straighter men then me have tried, and failed.

Prof. Oak's Ghost then faded away to heaven, nutless.

Matt: Fuck this place.

Matt then shoved a bigger bomb up his ass.

Gary: OH YEAH ASH! DEEPER!

Matt then stabbed Gary in the head with a butcher knife.

Matt: Never mix me up with that asswipe, AGAIN!

Matt and company then left to the next gym battle as Lavender Tower blew up behind

them.