1Disclaimer: I don't own anything in this fanfic, except Matt and the right to kill Mooreluv2006!
Matt and company were on their way to Celadon City, and me, with my almighty authoring powers, teleported them to the city limits.
Matt: Since we made such good time, I have to go to Johto. Come on Mew.
Mew: Mew!
Misty and Brock started fucking while waiting for Matt to return, not each other though, Misty still wouldn't give him any.
Matt: I'm back!
Misty ran up to Matt and started humping his crotch.
Misty: Are you and Mew drinking blood out of Typhlosion skulls?
Matt: Yeah, we thought they'd make great coffee mugs.
Mew: Mew:)
Misty: Did you bring me my...uh...?
Matt: Yes, your Ursaring penises are over there.
Misty: Oh THANK YOU SSSSSSSSOOOOOOOOOO MUCH!
Misty then jumped into the pile of penises and moaned loudly.
Brock: So you killed all of the pokemon in Johto?
Matt: Yes I did.
Brock: Then were are the bodies?
Matt: Oh, I took care of that?
Somewhere in Johto...
Mooreluv2006: Oh, A package, for me. Fuck Ya!
She then opened up the crate.
Mooreluv2006: Oh, my fucking lord!
Blaze: What?
Blaze then looked inside the crate and burst into tears.
Blaze: Mom! Wahhhhhh! Wahhhhh! Mommy!
Mooreluv2006: Awww, poor Blaze, would fucking me up the ass make you feel better?
Blaze: Wahhhhh! Yes. Wahhhhhhhh!
Blaze then fucked her up the ass.
Mooreluv2006: Feeling fucking better?
Blaze: Wah! Yes. Wah! HE RAPED HER BEFORE HE KILLED HER!
Mooreluv2006: How do you know that?
Blaze: WAHHHH! The note says so. WAHHHHHHH!
Then she noticed the note. It said " Hahahahahahahahaha! I win, you Typhlosion is a pussy assed weakling. I raped his mother, ripped her head off, and sent you the body, along with the bodies of every other pokemon in Johto. Let's see you whore your way out of this!"
Mooreluv2006: Oh! It's FUCKING ON!
She then took out her chainsaw and got her Umbreon, because her Typhlosion was still crying like the pussy assed weakling it was. Hahaha! Then she was off, but Blaze grabbed her leg as she was leaving.
Blaze: Mommy gone...you no go to...WAH... please?
Mooreluv2006: Don't fucking worry, I'll kill Matt and avenge your Mom, and when I come back you can fuck me so hard that the bed will fucking smash through the floor.
Blaze let go.
Blaze: Ok, but if you die, make sure they send your body back here so I can still fuck it so hard that the bed smashes through the floor.
Mooreluv2006: It's a fucking deal!
Blaze held his mother's dead body close to him as the fourth thing he'd ever loved, physically, walk away. On the way out she noticed a second note that read " How can your Typhlosion talk anyway?"
Mooreluv2006: You're a fucking retard!
Matt, The Author: Don't dis me in my own fanfic!
Her top suddenly disappeared.
Mooreluv2006: God mother fucking damn it!
Back in Kanto, Matt and company were on their way to get the 4th badge.
Matt here, The Author, that's what you get when you flame me. So don't anyone get any ideas! I like pie!