1Warning: Some names may have been changed so I don't get fucking killed with a chainsaw.
Disclaimer: I don't own anything in this fanfic, except Matt and a bloody Typhlosion skull!
Matt and company were at the Celadon City Gym.
Matt: Mew, Pat, ready for this.
Mew: MEW!
Pat: FUCK YA!...uh...I mean...Snorlax?
Matt: Um...oooooooookkkkkk.
Matt and company then went inside the gym.
Matt: What smells like Pat?
Erika: Were all stoned? (Dada crash!... wait... that wasn't a joke.)
Matt: You've been holding out on us, Fatass!
Pat: Uh... um... Snorlax?
Matt: Damn! He's a pokemon so I can't get any info out of him!
Pat: That's right!
Matt: Did you just talk?
Pat: No, your just getting high off the pot fumes.
Matt: I've only been in here a few seconds?
Pat: It's... uh... Super Pot?
Matt: Ok then. Erika! I want to fuck you then battle!
Erika: Can I have three of my friends help me?
Matt: Are they all chicks, hot chicks?
Erika: Yes, except one only has c-cups.
Matt: I guess I can make do.
Misty: Matt!
Misty slaps Matt outside the head.
Matt: God damn it! You hit like a girl!
Misty: You were about to have sex with four hot chicks at once!
Matt: YES! That's like ever man's dream! If your that jealous, you can join us.
Misty: Fine!
Brock: Can I join?
Matt: No, for 2 reasons. 1, it would be kind of gay, and 2 there would only be, like, 7 ½ holes for each of us. ( That's right! I only counted the big three. If you don't know what those are, you're under 15, then you shouldn't be reading this, then I shouldn't be writing this, hmm, forget what I just said..)
Matt and Misty then took off their clothes and jumped into the awaiting naked pile of girls. After a few hours of Matt being in heaven the gym battle.
Erika: Let's see if your as good a battler as you were a lover.
Matt: Fuck it I'm tired. Mew take this.
Matt threw Mew a flamethrower.
Matt: Pat you Fart Screen.
Pat: When did I learn that?
Matt hit Pat with the Fist of Tebigong.
Matt: You'll learn a move when I want you too, fucktard!
Pat: Yes master, hey wait...
Matt: Too late, you already said it!
Pat: Damn it!
Pat then farted silently, the gas heading for the gym leader.
Erika: That fucking REAKS!
Matt: Mew! Use Flamethrower!
Mew used the flamethrower, lighting the gas on fire, burning the gym leader and her friend to a crisp. Matt then walked up to her, reached up her vagina, grabbed the gym badge, and left the gym to the next one.
Matt: Where is that exactly?
Matt, The Narrator: To the left.
Matt: Didn't we just come that way?
Matt, The Narrator: Yes, but we skipped over that town.
Matt: Why the fuck did we do that?
Matt, The Narrator: The game's fucked up that way.
Matt: What game?
Matt, The Narrator: You're a fucking moron!
Matt: Hey! You can't talk to me like...
The screen went black.