Readers please note that I do not own bo-bobo, any of these songs, Eddie Izzard or Garfield. 'Also note that these symbols and italics that don patch and others are singing.'

Don Patch and the Standardized test

The teacher looked to the front of the classroom to see what horror had stuck her lovely classroom. Don patch sat at the front of the classroom now wearing a sharp suit and an ugly toupee.

" Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh",

the teacher screamed whilst clutching her face with her fire engine red nails.

Suddenly Dengatu man popped up out of bo-bobo's head , who had seemingly appeared out of nowhere. Dengatu man said sporting lime green nails,

"VERY PURTYFUL nail polish is Fantastical and comes in many shocking colors"

" Hence the name VERY PURTIFUL! Aren't mine absolutely divine",

Bo-bobo said sporting Hot pink nails.

The teacher screamed and jumped out the window landing in a conveniently located lasagna truck with a orange tabby cat gorging on the lasagna inside.

"gruvnt vromp",

the cat mumbled with his mouth full of food and with that the teacher screamed and called the crazy house.

" Its happening again" ,

she wailed helplessly,

"Orange Cat's...Nail Polish...Lasagna...Children!"

and as she put the phone down a truck came, put her in a strait jacket and threw her in a truck.

The teacher sighed smiling as she was carted off and she said,

"Ah...This is the life".

Meanwhile in the class room don patch was interrogating the class with a news crew of bear surrounding him.

"Soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo",

he said to the class at large in a silky voice,

"Today on I'm so gorgeous it hurts we are going to find out what gender I am-"

"But first " a bear interrupted,

"We would like to ask our live audience any questions"

"So, What are you made of?",

a young girl inquired,

"well...",

Don patch said smirking,

"my goodies" .

and suddenly music began starting up and don patch was now in a skimpy belly dancing outfit and long flowing dirty blond hair. Not to mention his bears were in rapper/ gangster out fits. Soon don patch was singing in a metallic bedazzled pink microphone.

Don Patch)
'My Goodies, My Goodies, My Goodies
Not my goodies!

Bo-bobo
I got a sick reputation for handling broads
All I need is me a few seconds or more.
And it's a wrap
Tell lady to bring my lap
And I ain't comin back
So you can put a car right there.
I'm the truth
And ain't got nothin' to prove.
An you can ask anybody
Cuz they seen me do it.
Barracades, I run right through 'em
I'm used to 'em.
Throw all the dirt you want it's no use.
You still won't have a pinup in a fabulous room
On her back pickin' out baskets of fruit.
(I love you boo)
Yeah freaky petey love you too.
Ha Ha
You know how I do..

Don Patch
You may look at me and think that I'm
Just a young girl
But I'm not just a young girl.
Baby this is what I'm lookin' for:
Sexy, independent,
Down to spend it type that's gettin' his dough
I'm not bein too dramatic that's the way I gotta have it.

Chorus: Don Patch
I bet you want the goodies.
Bet you thought about it.
Got you all hot and bothered.
Mad cause I talk around it.
Lookin for the goodies
Keep on lookin' cuz they stay in the jar
Oh-oh Oh-oh Oh-oh Oh-oh

Don Patch
Just because you drive a Benz
I'm not goin home with you.
You won't get no nookie or the cookies
I'm no rookie.
If you ain't
Sexy, independent
I ain't wit' it so you already know.
I'm not bein too dramatic that's the way I gotta have it
You may talk slick
Tryna hit
But I'm not dumb
I'm not bein too dramatic it's just how I gotta have it

Chorus

Bo-bobo
So damn hot but so young.
Still got milk on ya tongue
Slow down lil one
And you ain't got it all
Hey shawty
You think you bad but you ain't bad
I'll show you what bad is.
Bad is when you capable of beatin' the baddest.
I been workin' at it ever since i came to this planet
And I ain't quite there yet but I'm gettin' better at it.
Matter of fact,
Lemme tell it to you one mo' again
All I got to do is tell a girl who I am (Petey!)
Ain't naa chick in here dat I can't have
Bada boom bada bam ba bam!

Don Patch
You're insinuating that I'm hot
But these goodies boy are not
Just for any of the many men that's tryna get on top.
No you can't call me later
And I don't want your number.
I'm not changin' stories
Just respect the play I'm callin'.

Chorus (2X)
Uh...Yeah...Uh...Yeah Uh Uh Uh'

As don patch sang he/she danced around the room swaying his/ her hips and shaking his/her chest. Bo-bobo danced around the room swinging medallions and stuff. Dancing his butt off. As the music winds down don patch sinks to the ground and rips his clothing off. And to the classes surprise and possibly relief he/she was wearing a suit.

" Anymore song requests?",

don patch asked to the audience a large. but before anyone could answer a tuxedo cat jumped out and shouted,

"CUE THE MUSIC YOU KNOW MY SONG!"

suddenly the song "miss new booty" started to play and the strange cat soon started to shake it's booty and yell,

"YEAH THATS MY NAME!"

Then Don patch sang the male part of the miss booty song with the strange cat whose name apparently was "booty". Don patch was now clothed as his bears had been clothed in the previous song, Gnats/ rapper.

Booty, Booty, Booty, Booty, rockin everywhere Rockin everywhere I found you MS NEW BOOTY Get it together and bring it back to me Hit the playas club for about month or 2 Put his hand on it then see what he do Get it ripe, get it right, get it tightGirl I don't need you, but chu need me Take it off, let if flop, shake it freely And I don't tell stories, I let em tell theyself And you aint gotta sell sex, girl, it sells itself, Like nothing else Yeah I'm a country boy,but that big city bottom fill me up with joy Aint life grand (life's grand) livin up daddy Here go da whisper song, baby this is us ready? Put it on me enthusiastically, what ever it is that chu do, you do it admirably And I aint choose it, that thang chose me Its bubba and ying yang, all the way in this thang YO! Booty, booty, booty, booty, rockin' everywhere Rockin' everywhere I found you MS NEW BOOTY Get it together and bring it back to me Hit the playas club for about month or 2 Put his hand on it then see what he do Get it ripe, get it right, get it tight Quarter to twelve and we just getting in Bubba gonna make ya spark wit da Ying Yang Twins Sippin on patron, blong blong blong Shawdy in a thong, whom whom whom Ass get da jiggling, MOTHER FUCKING WIGGLYING Get that thang shakin, like she frost bit shivering Ass be delivering, all type of flashes, cashes Got these hoes shaking that molasses SHHHHHH Let me whisper in your ear Get your self together go and buy so new care do Something with your hair den Hit da club, shake ya ass and da brothuhz gonna sho some love Do that move ya thing, just a minute ago I guarantee you'll make all da dough So gon do ya thing baby, work what chu got, to get what chu want I aint dat money, don't let it make u Booty, booty, booty, booty, rockin' everywhere Rockin' everywhere I found you MS NEW BOOTY Get it together and bring it back to me Hit the playas club for about month or 2 Put his hand on it then see what he do Get it ripe, get it right, get it tight hi there, how are things? I once was breast man now it seems Ever since I had the pleasure of getting you together, your chest is just whatever I found the buried treasured Yes ma'am, heres the plan Meet me over yonder ok- don't play Ill bring the whip whoop, you bring your cook book And ima fix that stuff up, everything is good good Booty, booty, booty, booty, rockin' everywhere Rockin' everywhere I found you MS NEW BOOTY Get it together and bring it back to me Hit the playas club for about month or 2 Put his hand on it then see what he do Get it ripe, get it right, get it tight '

In this musical number don patch danced provocatively with the cat and held his bling.

When the song ended spun back around and was adorned as if he was Ryan seacrest on American idol.

"Now it is time for YOU, the audience to vote for my gender, Vote by pressing that purple button down there. Don't forget to review! or you will be forced to choose between cake or death!"