1Disclaimer: I own nothing in this fanfic, I'm forced to write this because their's a chainsaw to my head. HELP! OH GOD! EVEN IF IT'S NOT ON IT FUCKING HURTS! HELP ME!
Mooreluv2006 was at the Johto airport.
Mooreluv2006: I'll take 1 ticket to Kanto.
Cashier: That will be $450.
Mooreluv2006: Fine!
She gave the Cashier the money.
Cashier: And here's your ticket... is that a chainsaw?
Mooreluv2006: No, it's my... uh... purse?
Cashier: Ok! Why is your Umbreon humping your leg?
She shakes her leg and the Umbreon fall off and the Cashier noticed that it didn't have a penis.
Cashier: Is your Umbreon neutered?
Mooreluv2006: No, it's female.
Cashier: Then why was it humping your leg?
Mooreluv2006: It's a lesbian.
Umbreon: Umbre! Umbre! ( I'm not a lesbian, I'm bi-sexual!)
Mooreluv2006: When was the last thing you fucked anything even closely related to male?
Umbreon: ...Umbre. (... 3 years ago.)
Mooreluv2006: Then you're a lesbian!
Umbreon: UM-BRE-ON! ( GOD DAMN IT!)
Mooreluv2006 then got on the plane and sat down with Umbreon.
Mooreluv2006: Matt, I'm coming to Kanto! And when I get there I'm going to kill you!
Flight Attendant: WHAT!
Mooreluv2006: Nothing!
With that Mooreluv2006 and her Umbreon where on their way to kill Matt, and,... oh god! Do I have to read this!
Mooreluv2006: You'll read it or I fucking cut you fucking nuts off!
Matt, The Narrator: Uh, and, god, I'll hate myself for doing this, looked cute while doing it.
Matt then vomited for 48 hours strait, scrubbed his mouth out with soup for19 hours, and went to therapy for 5 years. The dirtiness never left his mouth. He later committed suicide and was replaced with a much cooler Matt clone.