1Disclaimer: I don't own anything in this fanfic, except Matt and Super Pot, I think.
Matt and company were...
Matt: What the hell happened there!
Matt, The Narrator: Happened where?
Matt: That piece of shit you wrote last chapter!
Matt, The Narrator: I don't write, I just narrate, let me get the big guy.
Matt, The Author: You will worship the very crap I write!
Matt: What was with that last chapter?
Matt, The Author: Ya, some psycho bitch on her period is threatening to kill me with a chainsaw.
Matt: Raping and killing her Typhlosion's mother didn't work!
Matt, The Author: Why would you think that would do anything but enrage her!
Matt: I don't give a fuck! But I did get a cool coffee mug!
Matt, The Author: Why is this version of me such a fucking retard.
Matt: You're the fucking retard!
Matt, The Author: We're the same person, dumbass! Screw this! I'm leaving!
Matt, The Author, bless the very crap he writes, then disappeared in a puff of Cheetos dust.
Matt: That was fucking messed up!
Mew: Mew!
Misty: Yeah!
Brock: Come on, let's go to the next town. Susie's tired.
Susie, muffled from inside Brock's pants: Yeah!
Matt: By the way, where's Pat?
Matt, The Author: He's in Ithaca or something for 2 days.
Matt: Oh, Ok. Wait.
Matt then pulled out a shotgun and shot a bush near Brock's pants, killing Bill Cl-int-on. (Guess the name yourself.)
Matt: He wanted to rape her like the girl he did during his time in office!
Brock: Duh! Just end the chapter!
And with that Matt and company were on their way to the next town.
That's right! I went there! I came back! And I brought sovieneres!